“Yeah! Lady on the street freak in the bed” Usher and Ludacris on the 111th Congress

Got it on yo ringtone yet?

I met this girl named Keysha, she was so sweet, nails stay manicured, pretty little feet, shoes so sexy, body so hot, hair lookin like she just came from the shop, legs so smooth, clothes so tight, style so sexy, make her just right, never too much, never too little, black laced bra, vicki secrets in the middle, eyes so innocent, smile so bright, works in the mornin, but she’ll party all night, all for a man, all cause she bought it, all cause she crazy in love and dont doubt it, product of her birth place, know about the streets, clean in the work place, dirty in the sheets, keeps her own toaster, makes her own bread, lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed.

There weren’t a lot of Keyshas standin’ behind the Moroncuda with signs sayin’ “Don’t take mah Guns.”

I think (or hope) that now that Daddy Warbucks Buckley has shuffled off the mortal coil, we’ll see more of that. Based upon what I’ve observed, few of Miss Sarah’s adoring masses can pony up the same dough, even cumulatively, even after tapping out their kids’ GED funds. Those that could are probably tucking away some couch change for that villa in the (extradition proof) Bahamas.

Tangentially, I imagine that Rich, K-Lo, and the rest of the Keepers of the Flame think, in the dark of night, “Damn! Miss Sarah’s $150,000 RNC gift card could keep the lights on around here a few more weeks.”

Enough to soften the woodiest woody, I’m sure.

Of course Obama should have come in a couple times. He trumps TI who is hitting the talk show circuit pending his sentencing and federal incarceration for stupidly accumulating machine guns like a prototypical Chambliss backer.

I don’t know if Obama could have made a difference with what should have been 3 appearances here. He’s not that damn busy, and this economy and Iraq ain’t changing very quickly. The depression will set in, and there will still be nearly 70-100,000 troops in Iraq with the nauseaus tandem of Clinton and Gates at the helm with Biden trying to get a word in come 2010.

Obama was afraid to “squander his capital” whatever that existential concept is supposed to mean in a state that will remain a hick state, largely poorly educated and systemically biased for another 15 years until Latinos and Blacks overtake the white cracker tide.

From Nate’s live blog:

8:54 EST [Sean]: There just aren’t enough votes in DeKalb. Saxby Chambliss will win re-election.
8:40 EST [Sean]: From where I sit, this is looking pretty pessimistic for Jim Martin. The gap is 250,000 votes with over 1,000,000 in. We know that Fulton County hasn’t reported the heavy African-American precincts yet, but I’m also surprised the race hasn’t been called yet.

8:40 EST [Nate]: Well, I’ll say this … this race looks to be sufficiently nonclose that Obama is looking fairly smart for staying away from the state.

8:33 EST [Nate]. Most of Cobb County in … Chambliss won by 10.9 points on Election Day, winning by 27.6 points tonight. And turnout is fairly high there. Now, it may be the case that even within a given county, the more rural, redder areas tend to report first … but … frankly, I’m not sure why this hasn’t gotten called yet.

8:29 EST [Nate]: But even in DeKalb, Martin’s margins are materially off what they were on Election Day. On the other hand, turnout looks to be at a pretty good clip there.

8:23 EST [Sean]: DeKalb is coming in. About 14% of the precincts are in, and Martin gained 20,000 votes back.

8:20 EST [Sean]: The numbers look ominous from what’s in. On the other hand, DeKalb and Fulton aren’t in, and we’re hearing that there are good numbers there. If the gap gets to be 200,000 before those counties report, however, that’s probably all she wrote for Martin.

8:19 EST [Nate]: Sean should have more detail in a moment, but the reason this hasn’t gotten called yet is because there’s basically nothing in from the Democrat-heavy counties in Atlanta or the black belt. Martin, however, is going to need to do a lot better in those counties than he is elsewhere in the state, overperforming his November 4 margins and/or getting proportionately greater turnout than Martin is getting in red counties. But we’re in hail mary territory at this point, at least from where I sit.

8:01 EST [Nate]: I haven’t found a single county with a significant percentage of the vote in where Chambliss isn’t performing better than he did on November 4. This looks like a 14 point win for him or something.

7:54 EST [Nate]: Gwinnett County: Chambliss won by 10.8 points on November 4, winning by 28.9 points so far tonight. Don’t see how in the world this is happening for Martin.

7:50 EST [Sean]: For those following on the Georgia Secretary of State’s site, those numbers can appear to be fully in (i.e., 7 out of 7 precincts reporting), and may still change. So keep an eye on that.

7:45 EST [Sean]: Per reports in the field, long lines in Savannah were only just finishing up.

7:44 EST [Nate]: You’re in a better position than I am to know, Sean, but this looks like a good night for Chambliss so far. Take Whitfield County, for instance, which has 12 of its 25 precincts counted so far. Chambliss won that county by 31.3% on November 4, but he’s winning it by 40.6% so far tonight. Those results appear to be fairly typical. If you’re really scraping for good news for Martin, turnout is pretty light in Whitfield at least, extrapolating out less than 40% of November 4’s numbers.

7:39 EST [Sean]: As of three weeks ago, 174 unpaid veteran Obama organizers were in the state, and more flooded the state in the final days. Estimates put the number of experienced Obama organizers at over 300.

7:33 EST [Sean]: The polls have closed in Georgia, including in two Fulton County that stayed open half an hour later. In the very earliest returns Saxby Chambliss has opened with a large percentage lead. That might hold, but until we get Fulton and DeKalb results we’re not going to know for sure.

Discount Reaganism…

ha ha

I’d have her on top, so I could look up at that gigantic quivering pile of guts she calls her body.