So now we see that the failure to have sexual intercourse before marriage leads to thoughts of genocide. We must act to prevent such tragedies in the future.

Why, this could lead to some interesting new twists in the meaning of “public service”…

“The time for hard-nosed, uncompromising action hasn’t merely come — it’s been overdue by seven years. The voice of our brothers’ blood cries out from the ground.”

Goodness, Ben certainly is quite an inspiration. When he grows up, I trust that he’ll become a Marine (Special Ops, of course), night drop into Pakistan, slit a few Muslim throats, rescue two or three injured soldiers and inspire his unit to hike with him high into the mountains along the border to find the elusive, reclusive leader of the Islamofascists.

Pity he’s not quite old enough yet to buy the “MA” version of that particular computer game.

My guess is the post-marital intercourse didn’t work out quite as magically as he thought it would. Plus, he no longer has the “but I’m writing a book!” excuse to watch all that porn. Whatever it is, Ben has been a mighty nasty cuss ever since he tied the knot.

He really has gotten more hateful and bitter; I didn’t think that was possible. If anything, I figured he’d mellow a bit once he finally got laid…

Ya know Ben, joining up allows for many opportunities to patronize totally free market business establishments or even independent contractors who could, ah, help you with your problem.

Good grief, what a wanker. “The voice of our brothers’ blood cries out from the ground.” That’s not even worthy of the lamest dollar-store novel. Methinks Ben’s blow-up doll sprung a leak, or maybe he still can’t face the fact that a BLACK man has been elected preznit.

Lighten up, willya? No one could have forseen that Mrs. Ben was a former Dogfart model who, ahem, didn’t really forswear it…made him uneasy in the marital estate, if you take my meaning. He’s in counseling with Congressman Foley and Reverend Haggard.

How horrible it must be to be Ben Shapiro. To live inside that little head with no one to talk to but your own hatred. And the marriage must not be going well at all, since the hatred has ramped up quite a bit since the wedding.

“But her little hand gets so tired!”

I, too, suspect marriage has not turned out to be what Virgin Ben imagined. Instead of non-stop sexual satisfaction he’s discovered that a wife, unlike his mom, is not going to be having any of that nonsense about why he didn’t take out the trash/clean up after himself/turn off the TV/tell his jerky little friends to go drink beer at somebody else’s place. And who knew that she’d expect him to, you know, um, do some things she likes. Ewwwww.

Let’s cut him a little slack. No one could have predicted that he wouldn’t be President of IBM and marry a nymphomaniac Betty Crocker. There’s bound to be some bitterness before he resigns himself, so of course he’ll be blowing off steam by advocating that other guys go out and kill some things.

There’s also the old joke about why brides are always smiling as they walk down the aisle…they’ve given their last blowjobs.

Bernard of Clairvaux couldn’t have said it better than Ben.

His wife must be absolutely terrible in bed for him to be that fucking angry.

Err…you can take that last part metaphorically or literally…

Hey Ben, Join up or shut up

another wingnut manifesto/mission statement !

oh joy.

I think “Gentle Ben” Shapiro needs to have a long talk with his grandparents about that whole “final solution” thing. When he gets out of the hospital, he may have a change of heart (always presuming he actually has one).

Ben reacted exactly the way any other man would if his wife told him to stop cutting his own hair.

Someone on the S,N! thread indicated zygote Ben is no longer on the website of whichever law firm he was w/. That may have made him a little angry too. Especially if the firm discovered his spare-time gig is advocating genocide.

Speaking of which, from the International Analyst Network:

or a sustained military and intelligence effort to destroy any of the millions of Indian Muslims who are part of or support Islamist extremists; the resources exist for India to energize the lagging international fight against the international scourge of Islamist terrorism.

[Ben], honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

As noted here, dude misspells his own name on “his” website. His usual rigor on display . . .

“He really has gotten more hateful and bitter; I didn’t think that was possible. If anything, I figured he’d mellow a bit once he finally got laid… “

He’s getting laid by the wrong sex. That’s his problem.