Before heading out the door to see a real live Christmas (not "holiday") Show
I thought I would mention that today marks one year since I left my old blog to join the Firedoglake family. Oh, what it time it was; the bitching, the whining, the feelings of betrayal, the cross burnings on my front lawn. Thanks to all of you who hung in there with a minimum of grumbling and late night obscene phone calls.
I only hope you’ll be just as forgiving when I make the big move to Hannity & TBogg.
Sample dialog:
HANNITY: First of all, let me be very blunt with our audience. I think that Barack Obama lied when he said he didn’t know about Wright. I think he lied when he first said oh he is just a guy that lives in my neighborhood.
The association is extensive. I think it’s also about his judgment. It’s Ayers, it’s Wright, it’s Pfleger, it’s Rezko, it’s — Khalidi, Khalid Rashidi, whatever his name was, Rashid Khalidi. It’s — he goes to the Million Man March with Farrakhan, the most radical elements in society and everyone wants to dismiss it and I want to know why.
TBOGG: Fuck off. Nobody cares.
HANNITY: But…but…Ayers… Jeri–
TBOGG: No. Really. Fuck off. Just. Fuck. Off. Nobody cares what you think so just, you know, fuck off.
I predict boffo ratings…
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“Hannity & TBogg” would only last one episode, but it would totally be worth it. I would pay to see it. A pity that Rupert probably wouldn’t.
Congrats on a year ! Always enjoy your adventures. I predict a slaughter with Hairball Hannity. He wouldn’t stand a chance with you.
Why bother with Hannity when you have an open spot available at Bill Oreally’s cancelled radio show?
One whole year? It doesn’t seem a day over 10 months!
Yeah, a year later I’m still stinging from your crass betrayal.
If you get the chance to get on TV I think you should take it.
Hannity: It’s clear that Barry Hussein is painting himself into an ideological corner with socialism paint only proving that as a socialist he will take my money, and your money tbogg, and redistribute it to the unclean, maybe even Mormons.
TBogg: Sean, you self-congratulatory cretin. You vacuous douche. You hallucinatory, delusional gasbag. Cut the drivel. Pull your head out and join the rest of the human race. And fuck off.
but if you move to firedoglake i’ll have to register to comment. boo hoo. whaa. and you’ll have really long comment threads.
and that hannity and tbogg would be a great show
Hell, yeah. Hannity & Tbogg would *so* totally get me to watch Fox. I’d even go so far as to get a TV. Snark-o-vision, mmmm…
Hannity: Tonight we welcome the left-leaning blogger who calls himself TBogg.
TBogg: Thanks, Sean. Did you ever give up molesting livestock? Thought I saw a bag of oats in your…
(Screen goes black)
Voiceover: And now for some highlights from “The O’Reilly Factor.”
There was that one night that I dropped in to see what my favorite snarky guy had to say and found this busload of drunks stumbling in from firedoglake and it was so fucking strange that it was like I was in the wrong place, regardless of who was here first. It was right after the bars closed on the West coast, so I figured that was it. I did suffer from trauma from that.
But these strangers said they were all just checking out the new guy while they were waiting for somebody else to arrive at their regular place, so I came back the next day. Sure enough, they were all home nursing their hangovers.
Now things have settled in and all the folks (even the new kids, hey, welcome new kids!) who come here do so for the same reason I do — because Tbogg has the best bassett stories and pix and he says “fuck you” to people who need to hear it. And he keeps posting that great picture of Bill Kristol getting a pie in the face. That’s a real bonding experience.
But what if Hannity gets pissed like the original Great Lady of Right Wing TeeBee?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYymnxoQnf8
OK, the move wasn’t the end of the world, but I miss those TBogg Classic threads where Godlstein and Pablo would show up and talk drivel long into the night…
Well, it was only after Tbogg moved that he was given the title of Demonic Conservative Ridicule Machine; that simply has to have been worth it!
I prefer Somewhat Popular Blogger.
TBogg, you should definitely look into some TV appearances. So many conservatives need to be demonically ridiculed, not just Hannity. And you better hurry, they seem to be dropping like flies (see ya, Bill-O!!)
i used my brickbats to build a kiln in the back yard and spent the last year thoroughly enjoying TBogg. If he goes with Hannity, will he still be able to say FuckityFuckFuck?
“Sean, you ignorant slut…”
Happy anniversary — but you haven’t fulfilled yer fuck quota yet this week. Here — allow me to help — fuckity fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck.
Did you get any shiny jewelry tokens for the hot Mrs. Tbogg, yet? Isn’t it time you e-mailed Mr. ReddHedd and told him to do the same? *G*
TBogg, they had to find Alan Colmes to provide a weak enough foil for Hannity. Sending you in after Colmes would be like replacing a birthday cake candle with a flamethrower.
I drew the line at burning crosses!
Happy anniversary Kos … we love ya dude …
I definitely bitched and whined and felt betrayed but burning crosses? Nah. Not my thing.
As for Hannity & TBOGG…
Heh, like, I’d totally watch that. Will there be pie or poo flinging…? Hey, just asking. Just want to make sure it’s safe for felines to watch, you know.
Amie Mann show, yeah? You imminenty lucky sumbuck. Write your enjoyment up here, will ya?
When you moved I totally said “never ever again, I’m done with that fuck, but then Thursday came around and I was all like “Okay, I need some Bassetts, so just this once” …
Some of us just stay for the dogs! In a perfect world, you would go up against Hannity. If it ever happens, please bring a box of tissues with you cause I hate when a grown man uses his sleeve to wipe his tears.
Happy anniversary, Mr. TBogg! I found you at the original place perhaps because of your fondness for mocking The Great Lady of Reagan’s Loafer/Magical Dolphin Worship – Peggy Noonan. And as crazy as she can be, she’s gotten to be way less crazy than the Bushites and Palin worshippers.
And doesn’t that just say everything.
And thanks to JDM who posted the link to the Buckley/Vidal catfight. Those feuds with Buckley, Vidal, Mailer and all were awesome. Now if I can ever find the one with Little Richard, as described by Greil Marcus inthe beginning of “Mystery Train” …
I think I have a picture of me and my sis with the same pony.
I assume you are NOT this Kenosha Kid
PONY
The main Firedog blog got a little too precious for me about the same time you moved so I didn’t exactly rush over here at first. But then somebody told me that you were interviewing Colin Farrell and he was all naked and stuff.
Man!1
r u appreciated here!!!!
the whining workz
the bitching is like none other
and the info is alldetime accurate and MOST appreciated.
inow
you hit all the right tones at the right intervals.
and
as a non musician, non writer and reader of all things 31
u just ROCK
im really truly glad i dont have to like surf
to get your stuff
i just have to keep up and in touch with
FDL
which i do, rarely miss a post
and
THERE YOU ARE!!
ROCKS.
u r the best;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
im a loyal daily reader,
though not (obviously) a writer.
as ghost, a lurker, a hoverer.
but never
and i DO mean NEVER
miss ya, TB
so, for the time, effort, intelligence, and insight
i thank and
I SALUTE YOU!
ty
*grinnn*
atcha
One fucking year?
Why do you keep sending me those stupid renewal notices, didn’t pay for three years at the start?
Me? Never.
I yelled because I cared.* Things have improved here.
*And still do.**
**Care, that is.
Well, the visual design still sucks, the page loads are slow, and I don’t like the logging in to post comments, because it filters out some of the more interesting and off the wall posters. Who can forget that wonderful 2 day interlude with right wing nutcase and B&D fan Eric Rawls? But the blog posts are still as good as ever. Don’t like the digs, but I still keep coming back for the beer and company.