Blago ain’t no Mormon, he’s a made man in the Chicago Machine. His Daddy-in-law is the infamously corrupt Chicago alderman, Richard Mell. Corruption is the family business.

Donny Osmond?

Nah.

Looks more like a future tbogg bff to me.

For a moment I thought it was Tony Orlando finally being called to account for the Disco Era.

lol. Now that you mention it….

That drawing is pretty good. I wonder how MSNBC got the artist excused from junior high to attend the arraignment.

everybody sing with me, now:

“Sunday, Monday, Happy Days. Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days. The Weekend comes, my cycle hums,
Ready to race to you.”

All he needs is the comb and the ‘tude, and it’s The Fonz reborn.

Yes indeed. What’s w/ the hair? Thought it was a rug, but there seems to be a part. Guess it’s the “dry look” gone to an extreme.

Not the Fonz…he looks like Potsy or whatever that sidekick’s name was. (Happy Days)

Glad to see Rob Liefeld has a job.

Apparently Donny was brought in to court by Special Agents William Bendix and Vladimir Putin to be arraigned by Federal District Judge Wally Cox, who happened to be in drag that day. Many artists couldn’t have captured the subtleties of these images.

Gov. Bloggo looks like one of the damned-to-hell-for-all-eternity sad sacks from a Jack Chick tract…

That judge is a real hardass if you ask me, slapping the bench with that fake wooden arm.

Everything in the picture is either too big or too small. I think the poor courtroom sketch artist was so mesmerized by Blago’s outsized ‘do, he just lost all sense of proportion.

But aside from the rug/helmet/small woodland creature atop his head, what’s up with his honker (in real life, I mean–not in the sketch)? It looks as if he’s had a bad, Michael Jackson-esque nose job.

Holy shit, I’ve seen more realism in ancient friezes.

heydave beat me to it. That is a historically bad picture but it does remind me of ancient mayan reliefs, especially in the submissive posture of the prisoner and those surrounding him.

aimai

His hair was perfect.

This is what happens when you have more hair cells than brain cells.

As a resident of a state that used to love to elect felons, I would like to recommend that Illinois break the cycle the way we did: Elect women. Since we went that route we haven’t had a single sitting governor indicted.

As for the artist, I am so happy to see the person who paints all those Found Art masterpieces from the flea market has a day job to keep him/her afloat.

Caught that! Can’t you just picture Blago “drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s”?

Well, up until a couple of days ago. Now that the shit has hit the fan I picture him hiding in Honduras, a desperate man…

I must admit that it pleases me to find that Fitzmas is a non-denominational holiday.

So this is what Thomas Kinkaid does in his spare time.

could be Nathan Lane

Now to me, it looks like (from right to left) Richard Jenkins (the dad in Six Feet Under), an all-growed-up Dondi, Dean Cain, and Kukla.

He was gambling in Chicago, and took a little risk…

Even “The Painter of Light” (R) needs a day job now that the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse * have been spotted galloping throught the country village that reeks of quaintness and substandard wiring.

* HUD, VA, FANNIE MAE & FREDDIE MAC