Comments on: I’m kind of a big deal. Got a blog and everything. So stop ignoring me.Please.

By: ArlaMiner

ArlaMiner — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 18:39:16 +0000

I find myself somewhat surprised that they would consider this to be “Zima Worthy”.

Every single occasion from here forward will have to be scrutinized for Zima Worthiness, I should think

By: Iamhbomb

Iamhbomb — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:00:22 +0000

Speaking of Zima, Bob Harris notes:

“Since Zima was pulled six weeks ago, this petition has been signed by Zima fans around the world. So far, there seem to be exactly 403 of them on earth.”

http://www.bobharris.com/content/view/1660/1/

By: Roket

Roket — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:31:15 +0000

Pfft. EVERYONE knows Republican’s hate essay questions.

By: DrDick

DrDick — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:10:54 +0000

holder of the Valhalla Thunderstick of Doom

Only until his mom needs the plunger to unplug the toilet in the basement washroom from all those kleenex he keeps flushing down it.

By: Nylund

Nylund — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:25:19 +0000

“Hi, my name is Erick The Red, holder of the Valhalla Thunderstick of Doom. This is my partner Moe. On behalf of ourselves and our parners, Larry and Curly, we demand you bow to our every whim and desire. Although you were perfectly capable of reaching the highest echelons of the GOP on your own, be warned, we actually control your fate with the power of our website, co-authored by a virgin who got fired for numerous acts of Plagarism. Now please meet our demands or we shall destroy you.

Sincerely,
Red State

P.S. Wolverines.”

By: TheDarkAvenger

TheDarkAvenger — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:03:18 +0000

Upon receipt of the answers the Directors would then retire to their Chamber of Hard Thinking where, over ice-cold Zimas, they would review the submissions

They did have foresight in one respect:

Zima was a lightly-carbonated clear malt beverage made and distributed by the Coors Brewing Company, ultimately MillerCoors. Introduced in 1993, it was marketed not as a beer, but as an alternative to beer, an early example of what is now often referred to as alcopop. Its production ceased in October 2008, and distribution from existing inventory anticipated through December.

By: DennisSGMM

DennisSGMM — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:52:14 +0000

You bastard!

By: DrDick

DrDick — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:36:32 +0000

Oh. Dear. God. Not only does everybody on the left think they are preposterous asshats and the best unintentional parody site on the web (with the possible exception of Townhall and the Corner), but even the Rethugs don’t take them seriously. I surely hope that their tiny fragile egos can take this abuse, because who else can we turn to for such cheap comic relief?

By: minnieb

minnieb — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:22:07 +0000

“But pick one or the other or both.”

thingwarbler beat me to it, but seriously, wtf is up with this statement?

It’s bad enough these factory-wrapped douches want us to take them seriously when they proudly announce they are Republicans, but then they pen something this blatantly incoherent?! And do it in some tough-guy, “my way or the highway” manner.

I think that Erick the Viking has so invested in the postscript (i.e., “Back in 2008, it seemed the Republican fortunes would be down for awhile; that is, except for one intrepid blogger…”) that he doesn’t even bother with a cursory attempt at proofreading.

By: Tom65

Tom65 — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 20:08:07 +0000

They need to provide some incentives.

Maybe a few naughty photos of K-Lo?

Try and sleep now, suckers!