Rictus or jizz in my pants? You make the call…

Over at Peejay Media, Bernard Chapin, who writes like this:

Profound trepidation mars a conservative’s interpretation of recent events.

and

In terms of erudition and perspicacity, Dr. Theodore Dalrymple is one of the most accomplished conservatives in the world.

…but talks like this, interviews the above mentioned Dr. Theodore Dalrymple (who is actually Anthony (A.M.) Daniels, an anti-MultiCulti Warrior from ye Olde Englande) about why the white man’s burden is getting more burden-ier (short answer: blame it on wogs and drugs and rock and roll).

Toward the end of the interview comes this interesting exchange:

BC: In your essay, “The Roads to Serfdom,” you refer to a famous quote by George Bernard Shaw, who said, “We are all socialists now.” Are we all on the brink of becoming socialists once again? Why do you think, given the oppressive and pernicious nature of this method of governance, it remains politically viable?

Dr. Dalrymple: I think it more likely that there will be an increase in corporatism than in socialism. America will not be socialist, but it might be corporatist (there is always a tendency to this deformation in modern societies). You will find an increase in public spending with an increase in contracts given to businessmen with political contacts or who are politically pliable. Mr. Obama strikes me as a Blair figure rather than, say, a Leninist. This will lead to a swamp of corruption very difficult to eradicate because it will be legalized corruption, which is very hard to eliminate once started. An important thing to look for will be the corruption of statistics; for once they are corrupted, no one can know what is going on in the larger picture, and this gives carte blanche for the looting of the public purse by private interests linked to politicians, all in the name of procuring benefits for the public.

Tonight at Number One Observatory Circle, Dick Cheney got a boner knowing that the last eight years will not have been in vain and that his hard work will be carried on.  

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