You’re driving a scarlet, 1959 Eldorado convertible carjacked at the 7-11, no doubt…

That’s the xmas spirit, tbogg! besides, all the abuse you heaped on Erick and the whack brigade was bound to catch up with you sooner or later — better to go out with a bang.

Did the boys come with you? Fugitive bassets — now, there’s a franchise that Hollywood hasn’t abused yet…

I’ll alibi you if they capture you… You were here, in Georgia, playing “wildebeest” with Hoover the crazed kitten. (All you have to do is walk down the hall past him. He’s the lion, you’re the hapless wildebeest.)

Either that or you are on your back, under the kitchen sink, inexpertly flailing with a pipe wrench, intent on getting the goddamned disposal to keep cranking on those avocado pits. Either way, it keeps you out of trouble

So you’re checking in from Oklahoma, Texas, Kansas, or maybe Nebraska? Ever notice how multi-state crime sprees usually occur in these “Red” states? Just sayin’…..

Rarely are leggy supermodels involved though.

Cool. Have fun, and give us our bassets tomorrow.

In other words, you would rather claim that you have become a politician. Super recession notwithstanding, are you sure that’s a good career move, tbogg?

Tell ‘em you’re on a mission from God. That always works.

A multi-state crime spree starting in San Diego?

I hope you made it to Yuma before you ran out of gas.

I can accept this if the crime spree includes drive-by wingnut tasering.

Just love your dogs and I don’t care what you do .
w3ski

If the L & T C is somehow not tied up in your crime spree, we are all going to be very disappointed.

What kind of a father are you that you cannot take your daughter along on her first ever multi-state-leggy-supermodel-crime spree?

That she is landlocked in Hawaii is no excuse.

speaking of drugs, i’m addicted to snark and i’m starting to jones.

I have perfectly valid reasons but they sound more like excuses

Gotta get your junk checked.

“or captured”? Weak tea. Some multi-state crime spree desparado you are!

You do understand, don’t you, that speeding with the top down in the stolen convertible is only good in your part of the country in December?

Start heading north and/or east (which are pretty much your only options if you start in San Diego and stay in this country) and you’re going to be damned sorry when you hit pea-soup fog, freezing rain, sleet, snow, and black ice. Plus, leggy supermodels tend to stay bundled up when it’s cold outside.

You’d be much better off to head back home, roll around in the new bedding with Mrs. Tbogg, and save the crime spree till late Spring.

First time I’ve ever heard bassets referred to as “leggy supermodels.”

OTOH, I guess “leggy” could mean SHORT legs, not necessarily LONG ones.

Alas, the Murdoch/Ailes wet dream comes to pass. The bogg is goin’ down OJ-Blues Brothers-Steve McQueen style. Don’t set phasers on stun dude.

You’ve already got a leggy supermodel. Don’t rub it in.

lol .. drop by 10-uh-c and we’ll switch cars to throw ‘em off the scent ..

What are the crimes involved in this spree? Price-fixing of commodity markets?

see if you can arrange a chase scene like Thelma and Louise. That silent ride to the final confrontation is fuckin’ genius…

I’ve always thought that Springsteen’s Nebraska should have been titled How I Spent My Summer Vacation.