Comments on: Multi-State Crime Spree

By: HalloweenJack

HalloweenJack — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:14:14 +0000

I’ve always thought that Springsteen’s Nebraska should have been titled How I Spent My Summer Vacation.

By: CheapSunglasses

CheapSunglasses — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 18:49:36 +0000

see if you can arrange a chase scene like Thelma and Louise. That silent ride to the final confrontation is fuckin’ genius…

By: fardelsbear

fardelsbear — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 17:39:34 +0000

What are the crimes involved in this spree? Price-fixing of commodity markets?

By: Jkat

Jkat — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 17:07:32 +0000

lol .. drop by 10-uh-c and we’ll switch cars to throw ‘em off the scent ..

By: JimTourtelott

JimTourtelott — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:09:44 +0000

You’ve already got a leggy supermodel. Don’t rub it in.

By: clumpy

clumpy — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 07:18:24 +0000

Alas, the Murdoch/Ailes wet dream comes to pass. The bogg is goin’ down OJ-Blues Brothers-Steve McQueen style. Don’t set phasers on stun dude.

By: Mauimom

Mauimom — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 07:02:10 +0000

First time I’ve ever heard bassets referred to as “leggy supermodels.”

OTOH, I guess “leggy” could mean SHORT legs, not necessarily LONG ones.

By: xpurg8d

xpurg8d — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 05:45:26 +0000

You do understand, don’t you, that speeding with the top down in the stolen convertible is only good in your part of the country in December?

Start heading north and/or east (which are pretty much your only options if you start in San Diego and stay in this country) and you’re going to be damned sorry when you hit pea-soup fog, freezing rain, sleet, snow, and black ice. Plus, leggy supermodels tend to stay bundled up when it’s cold outside.

You’d be much better off to head back home, roll around in the new bedding with Mrs. Tbogg, and save the crime spree till late Spring.

By: wesgpc

wesgpc — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 05:24:08 +0000

“or captured”? Weak tea. Some multi-state crime spree desparado you are!

By: TheKenoshaKid

TheKenoshaKid — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 04:11:03 +0000

I have perfectly valid reasons but they sound more like excuses

Gotta get your junk checked.