Ahhh, Tis the season for loved ones, caring, sharing, goodwill towards man, and the splintering of bone and sinew of our endangered species with hollow point bullets courtesy of ol’ St. Nick.

And this woman has not yet been locked up in the state home for the mind boggled as a clear and present danger to herself and others?

I’d wish for justice, but the only way for that to happen is for wolves to have an orbital platform to laser hunters’ planes for orbit.

Won’t you please give to the Fund For Wolves To Fry Snowbillies. Think of the puppies.

Why isn’t the stupid sleigh in the air? Doesn’t Sandy J. get the hunting from on high bit?

From the illustrator’s page:

WHEN it comes to dealing with threats to the herd, this Jolly Old Elf and his team are downright intolerant.

This whole outfit has a “bushy” look to it, and it’s hard to say if it is actually The Famous One from North Pole or just some renegades in red.

One thing’s for sure, they are “makin’ a list and checkin’ it twice”…

Conserva-humor. There’s just nothing like it.

Yet another case where there’s absolutely no difference between parody and actuality when it comes to conservatism…

I was sure it was a spoof, like Toby Keith’s song on the Colbert Xmas special, and that Malkin would end up looking ridiculous (or ridiculous-er) for endorsing it. But then here comes MBouffant with the sad, sad truth.

Okay, if that is not a real “War on Christmas”…what it?

Maybe they should just have Santa shoot Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and up the “ick” factor by 1000%

Make that..what IS it..?

That lady has another killing wolves from planes card:

LINK

Except this time the wolves are doing the flying.

From another card’s write-up:

Without the sentiments that blur a subject like wolves, or the aesthetics that decorate timber debates, it comes down to just who gets the fish. For the many of us who live by what we take from the sea, it is a very serious matter.

Saving timber is about aesthetics? Please, trivialize environmentalists some more.

Ho ho ho and a merry blood-letting. If Santa wasn’t made up, he’d sue for defamation.

I gotta wonder about assholes who get riled up about “happy holidays.” It’s not as if any of ‘em practice Christianity.

In an effort to make herself look caring, Malkin tosses an unoriginal and oft-repeated sentiment that must be pretty annoying to soldiers everywhere by now:

We are grateful for all of those who have served and sacrificed for the freedoms we have today.

The freedom, for example, to stand in your back yard in a Catholic School Girl outfit squawking like a chicken. Hey, Twat, put some effort into that fake soldier love you claim to have. Make porn. (I know I know…but shit, what else is this complete and utter bitch useful for?)

With friends like this, Christmas doesn’t need enemies.

Danny Glover at the Enlightened Redneck asks: “Is that Sarah Palin steering for Santa?”

Could be. The driver’s wearing glasses.

And, by the way, has a mustache.

I think we finally know why the RNC had to pay Sarah’s makeup artist $32,000 a month.

On Election Day, some 46% of the registered voters went for McCain/Palin. This is what those people read; you can hear their voices in the comments thereto. Nearly one in two of the electorate are vicious, trogolodytic, retarded assholes. My goodness.

A Very Cheney Christmas.

And I heard him exclaim as he rode out of site: Fuck off, it’s our turn.

-G

Actually, it works for me as a parody of Alaskan rednecks, which at first I thought it was. Didn’t realize it was a celebration of slaughter.

The “Party of Life.” Heh, indeed. Whatever.

Where is the Christ in Christmas that the right is screaming about?

This is not a very religious card.

Again a big “Do as I say, not as I do” from the religious right!!!!

I think the card is sick.

The only Christmas card I’ve seen to top that is this one from the Eniwetok hydrogen bomb crew in 1952.

Wingnuts – sociopaths, or sociopath-admirers. Nothing new there.

Dammit, I thought it was a parody card and MalKKKin was raging over that, but no, it’s a real card. Imagine the joy of opening that envelope after a quick trip to the mailbox. Next year the “artist” should go all the way and make it the scene after the wolf is dead, you know, show Santa sawing off the required body part needed to get the bounty payment.

Does this up the ante?

With any luck, MichMalk will be too busy keeping her brats quiet while standing in line for food stamps next winter to worry about what Xmas cards she’ll be shopping for.

OMG! I clicked through to that Michelle Malkin site and played that song by her 4 1/2 year old son (that half year is so important) and my cat literally freaked out. Like the house was on fire – freaked out. He had been sitting on my desk staring at me like usual and he just up and started knocking things over, jumping onto the windowsill, totally freaking out. The screaming was too horrific for him, apparently.

The following comment was posted at the Malkin link. Apparently “blunderbuss” contained too many “r”s for one wingnut speller.

This year. Next year perhaps only Blundebusses will be legal under the Obama 2nd Amendment.

Breaking (2022): Michelle Malkin, mother of high-schooler, found superglued to bed. Son held.

My virgin ‘puter is pissed at me…! I’ve initiated beaucoup fumigation protocols to rid of the toxic waste…!

Digg it

Bed? I’ve always assumed Malkin sleeps hanging upside down like a bat.

I won’t be surprised if Malkin didn’t have a stuffed Santa head hanging on her living room wall.

She has a Santa skin rug in front of the fireplace.

I thought Santa skins were festive holiday prophylactics?

LOL!

yea, the elf tipped kind.

TBogg, have you seen this?
When a Woman Isnt in the Mood: Part I by Dennis “Rapist” Prager.

I hope his wife calls the cops, I really do.

Is that better than the ribbed or studded kinds?

Only as long as they put him in a cell Bubba the butt buster..

Not sure. :}

There was a Blue Texan post on the subject earlier.

I recommend the variety pack with an assortment of candy-canes, red-nosed reindeer, etc..

Sounds kinky.

Nah, it’s all just the same package with different wrappers.

Well, it’s the thought that counts.

In case anyone wants to Digg TBogg’s Malkin piece…

The folks over there don’t seem to be into Digging much. The only three Diggs so far are from firepups…

Now why would ya wanna redirect our attention to your fetish for negligees, rf?

I’d forgotten about that. Does it count as a fetish if they can all fit in one closet?

that comment doesn’t make any sense. I got confused as to where I was…

You tell me…! *g*

Depends on how big the closet is and who else is in there.

I’m fading here. Night all.

Christy up at the Mothership.
Silver Bells, Steve Martin Style

I can still remember when I used to park my car in there.

See ya.

Think I’m out too, have a splendid evening, all.

This is the BEST.

“In Part II, I will explain in detail why mood should play little or no role in a womans determining whether she has sex with her husband”.

No further elucidation necessary.

Christy Hardin Smith, Paul Simon and Steve Martin are hitting the eggnog and tequila pretty hard upstairs

Heh, I’m sure he’s also clueless as to why he’s twice divorced already…!

Hey CT!

Good thing that those are not Moose pulling the sleigh. Wait…doesn’t Palin also have a think for huntin’ caribou? Those are just wild reindeer!

Look out Santa, sleighs about to crash ’cause the reindeer have revolted!

I suppose you could consider Sarah Palin Bags a Big One by Zina Saunders to be a companion piece to the card. Not exactly a holiday theme that one, but they do both have snow and rifles.

Nobody gonna want a Sarah Palin card next Christmas.

She’s yesterday’s news today!