Comments on: Otto: Apes don’t read philosophy. Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don’t understand it.

By: JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin

JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:15:39 +0000

Yeah, the girl with the biggest tits….

By: reader

reader — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 10:17:19 +0000

Karl Rove is not an avid reader: this is obvious from the piss poor way he writes!

I don’t know what’s more passive aggressive: Karl saying he won a contest that didn’t happen or listing the books that Bush is supposed to have read and may in future be asked about …

That list is straight off of several ”must-read” classics (that are not so readable?) and current bestseller lists. It’s obviously cooked to ”impress” in the way a college dropout would to inflate his own sense of superiority.

What a bunch of liars. They think they can’t be caught. Or that people don’t care once the lie is a bit old. But they are about to be ”out of power.” At least.

By: freepatriot

freepatriot — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 08:52:54 +0000

george read 95 books and …

he understood 4 of them

george read 95 books and …

he colored 23 of them

george read 95 books and …

I didn’t know Dr Suess had so many titles in print …

george read 95 books and …

almost 7 of them were about people other than archie and jughead …

george read 95 books and …

he thinks Mac Bolen is a fine author …

after a while, it’s like shootin fish in a barrel

so bring a lot of ammo

EVERYBODY, ONE, TWO, THREE.

george read 95 books and …

(your turn)

By: freepatriot

freepatriot — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 08:02:21 +0000

there’s an easy way to tell if george has read Camus

since george has FUCKED UP EVERYTHING HE EVER TOUCHED, we just gotta find out if Camus have turned to shit lately

if Camus ain’t fucked up, george never touched it

if Camus is bleeding in a ditch, kkkarl might be tellin the truth

By: freepatriot

freepatriot — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 08:00:31 +0000

Aristotle was not Belgian

the London underground isn’t a political movement

and the central theme of Buddhism isn’t “every man for himself”

those are all mistakes, Otto, I looked them up

By: XeckyGilchrist

XeckyGilchrist — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 06:59:42 +0000

You remember who won the Summarize Proust competition, don’t you?

That made as much sense as the Bush v. Rove Literary Kumite.

By: JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin

JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 06:31:22 +0000

One of my favorite Python sketches.

And yes, I will read it someday, all six volumes.

By: JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin

JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 06:29:23 +0000

I tried to read Stephanie Meyer’s Twilight to see what the fuss was about, and got majorly bored after two chapters. So I picked up a Kafka book a friend lent me, and am reading In the Penal Colony. Great stuff.

I don’t read as much as I would like. I watch a lot of movies and listen to tons of music.

Reading is third in Janeane’s hierarchy, just for the record.

By: JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin

JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 06:26:30 +0000

After 7 1/2 years of playing the “good ole boy, don’t read, don’t think” Bush, now they’re trying to portray him as a heady intellectual?

If Bush has read anything by Camus, I pee standing up.

By: rwcole

rwcole — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 06:06:14 +0000

Sorry ass bastards backin out the door to make sure that no one’s comin ta get em for their fuckheadedness.