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…apparently America doesn’t care for either.

When your film gets beaten out by a doggie snuff film, your career might be waning despite what Paul Dergarabedian says. You have to appreciate the spin though:

The opening did not rank among Cruise’s highest, but it blew away most similarly-targeted movies, like The Good Shepherd, K-19: The Widowmaker, Thirteen Days and Hart’s War.

The soft bigotry of lowered expectations is now a way of life.

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