
You have to hand it to Roger Simon, themanwhocreatedmoseswine. PJTV isn't exactly the new HBO. It's not even the new Sky Angel. But Roger has a flair for the dramatic and having found his own personal 'Lonesome' Rhodes in America's Crash Test Dummy, Joe “the Plumber” Wurzelbacher, he's hit the free publicity motherlode and he's going to mine it until it runs out:
By now many of you have heard that Joe “the Plumber” Wurzelbacher is leaving for Israel tomorrow to be a war correspondent for Pajamas TV. This has created quite a brouhaha in the media - cable television, newspapers, wire services, etc. Everyone from CNN to gawker.com has something to say about Joe heading for the Middle East. He will appear on Fox and Friends tomorrow morning before his departure.
To be honest, some (maybe much) of this reportage is pretty snotty. Nora O’Donnell of MSNBC - herself a MA in international relations, lahdeedah - fairly frothed at the mouth at the prospect of the unqualified Joe having the temerity to report news in a foreign land. Those hipoisie over at Gawker weren’t too charitable either.
Evidently, a lot of people are annoyed that Joe’s fifteen Warhol minutes aren’t quite over yet. Or perhaps they’re threatened that a common man can be a reporter simply by asking common sense questions - no Columbia J-school degree required. (Hemingway didn’t have one. He didn’t even go to college, as I recall.) But the larger question is the role of expertise in general. Of course, experts are valuable, but so are those who ask the seemingly too obvious questions of the supposedly uninformed - dumb questions that can end up having more value for the public than all the experts combined. Sometimes, anyway.
When you read that qualifying "Sometimes, anyway." you can almost smell Roger's somewhat shaky confidence that Joe won't start screaming "Aiiieeee! Oh sweet fucking Jesus, I don't want to die!" on camera the first time someone within earshot slams a car door too loud. But, for the price of a ticket to the Middle East, a few nights at the Shlomi Ramada Inn, and a case of MGD Light, Roger gets a ten day media freakshow for the rest of the media to cover and it's going to be all about PJTV. Sweet! And, you know, that's not what Roger had in mind from the beginning. No. Really. Nope, Joe is there to play Man on the Arab street and and ask the questions the MSM won't: "Sarah Palin - hot or not? I mean, for a shiksa."
Of course, should someone pop a cap in Joe's plumber's crack, well, you know what they say: all publicity is good publicity.
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….should someone pop a cap in Joe’s plumber’s crack,…..
Now Tbogg, at least they aren’t letting him write. (apparently speaking is difficult enough)
Hemingway?!? Sweet fucking Jesus, is that what our public discourse has become now — we’re comparing a fake, broke-ass plumber preening around in a flak jacket with Ernest Fucking Hemingway? Ballsy, Roger, very ballsy.
I honestly can’t wait to see Joe “Papa” Wurzelbacher’s work from Israel — remember, he’s covering Israel, not Gaza. Kinda like covering the Selma March from the comfort of police headquarters; I know, that’s a bit nit picky given the standard of coverage we’re going to get, but still worth noting. It should be oh, so epic.
Of all the things the right wing could have latched on to (”learned” is too strong a verb) after the failure of the last eight years and the resulting electoral beat down, it’s hilarious that it’s ignorance and incompetence.
Shorter Roger:
We’ll show you lefties! In 2012 we’re running a golden retriever for President! Is this thing on?
I guess being an all-American regl’ar working-class guy isn’t all Joe and Sarah and McCain want us to think it is, because ol’ Joe hasn’t exactly been hurrying back to that life, now has he?
He should take Jeffy Gannon with him.
I don’t know why they call him a war correspondent when he’s not going to get anywhere near the war.
Apparently you’re unaware of Wurzelbacher’s body of work. His “Big Two Hearted Floater” is bound to be taught in future lit classes as an example of pluperfect short story writing. There’s also some serious interest in making a movie of his novel “A Farewell to Buttcrack.”
Hmm, so I guess this means Joe can run as Palin’s VP in 2012 as a “war hero.”
I look forward to Joe’s common sense questions: “Excuse me sir, are you a Jew or a terrorist, I mean, mooslim, I mean, Aye-rab?”
I think he has the perfect pedigree for wingnut nation media.
“But the larger question is the role of expertise in general.”
Expertise? You mean as in a reporter having expertise? What planet is he from? On this planet, or at least in this country on this planet, reporters don’t actually know anything about anything except how to get their hair done and wear safari jackets when on assignment.
Pandagon predicts Joe’s first interview.
Well, the wingnut bar always has been set pretty low…
“dumb questions that can end up having more value for the public than all the experts combined”
Nice that Roger has such a high opinion of the American public. Of course, it may fit with PJTV demographic.
I presume Roger meant Mark Hemingway…
Do they even have a bar?
My brother and I have been arguing about Hemingway being a good writer or not for years. My position has always been that he sucks…Hemingway, that is, not my brother.
But for Roger Simon to compare Joe Whatshisburger to one of the more renown authors of the last century is truly mind blowing.
Oh, and Big Two Hearted Floater?…heh.
“fifteen Warhol minutes”? Who the fuck bothers to qualify it like that? Does he think we’ll be impressed that he knows where that’s from?
Anyway, I’d have a lot more respect for Joe if he actually *was* a plumber, that’s hard work. Unlike being a GOP one-man dog and pony extravaganza. If there’s any justice in this world, Joe will make just enough money that he *will* get nailed with higher taxes. I smell an audit…
I have no idea if the reports of Lebanon dropping a few bombs on Israel are true or not and I’m sure Joe the Plumber doesn’t either. I’m wondering if he doesn’t bow out, ya know, emergency surgery, need to spend time with my family, etc. I hope he goes so we can have a field day with his report, or reportage as Simon likes to say. God, what a dick that Simon is.
I got five bucks that says Joe fills his pants at the first car to backfire.
more likely Mariel
‘A Face in the Crowd’ was an incredible movie. Joe is too stupid to play the role of Lonesome Rhodes - Palin or even Bush are more suited for the role in the category of life imitating art.
Well, Joe does have quite the cleavage…
“Those hipoisie”??? Isn’t that just the cutest thing?