Oh, if it could only have been

“May I just say that I’ll never appear on television again?”

Jonah’s idea of a good pick is when….

Nah, too easy. My doctor advised me to ease off on the low-hanging fruit.

I stand in awe.

I don’t have fucking clue who or what you guys are talking about.

That comment would apply to absolutely everything he has ever written about. Actually, it would also apply to everything that he hasn’t written about as well. We are still attempting to determine if there is anything, including the location of his ass, about which Jonah actually has a fucking clue.

Juan Cole is being savaged by Micheal Totten in the Weblog awards. We need to double his vote count.

Help out here.

It’s just as well that he will wait and see. Really, who gives a fuck what Jonah thinks about Obama’s appointments? Well, we do I guess, for the entertainment factor.

Sadly, it’s almost not shorter than goldberg’s actual response… it’s almost like trying to write a synopsis of “heh, indeed.”