Forget Shakira’s ass. You get my vote when you post an old or recent picture of Mrs. Tbogg’s booty!

Hey wait a minute. cjane, a moron…er…mormon blog has an epigraph from anais nin. Do they know what that woman did with Henry Miller?

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ironicusmaximus.blogspot.com

Do they know what that woman did with Henry Miller?

No. Nor June.

That blog header is creepy. and the prose, well, I don’t know if I can call it that. I guess some people “relate” to it (ie, they’re equally vapid and uneducated). Time for vote for the man who brings the Sacrament of Booty Shaking and regular Blessings of Basset.

I’d give up, TBogg — from the looks of things, Elf is commenting at cjane’s – “smiling is the best!”

But wedded as I am to doomed causes, I’ll mosey over and vote.

OMG, thanks for nothing. I voted for you (again), but you’ve made me sick to my stomach by linking to mormo-blog.

More booty, less boob. That’s my philosophy.

After that virtual-tongue lashing I went right over and voted. Not that it will do any good. cjane is clearly a much, much better blog than this place.

Best flog harder, that CJane is way ahead.
I do look forward to more persuasion of the sort offered…

Tbogg: “desperate situations call for, if not desperate measures, then THE BIG GUNS…” Well, to quote our soon-to-be ex preznit: “bring it on!” Give us your worst, we’re ready for it.

Meanwhile, I’ll go build something out of Legos — a bong, maybe — I guess that’s what commenters on all the cool blogs do these days…

I have decided to throw my support to Magic Underwear God, as events on the personal front in the last week have been quite distressing. I’ll spare you the details.

Oh, Flying Spaghetti Monster, why hast thou forsaken me?

Hi. I got like 1,000 hits from you yesterday and I have no idea why so I came over here and still can’t figure it out so I can only assume it’s because you wrote something bad about me in invisible font. So, screw you too. Unless you said something nice about me, in which case I apologize. More likely though you just accidentally linked to me, figured out your mistake and then remedied it. Which…I don’t really feel anything about. Either way, I came over here and laughed inappropriately at your wit and then went and voted for you, so mission accomplished.

Also, yesterday I wrote about how disappointed I was in my minions and then today I wrote about my dog. Today you wrote about how disappointed you are in your minions and yesterday you wrote about your dog(s). It’s weird. Like we’re the same person in a different dimension. Or possibly one of my other personalities writes this blog too. In which case, good job, me. I laughed a lot.

Sorry about the long comment. I’m a bit high right now.

~Jenny (The Bloggess)

“Like we’re the same person in a different dimension.”

TBloggess: TBogg
Pugs: Bassets
Minions: Fireboggpups

Weird. I think I need to go drink liberally now.

Sorry I haven’t been stuffing the ballot box for you sufficiently, TBogg. Things are a little distracting here in Oklahoma, what with end of the existence of the entire cosmos caused by recent events in Florida. I’m hoping that the universe reboots (like in DC Comics) before too long.

Ahh, yes. Those wacky Mormons. The only religion I can think of that’s based on a book-length fanfic about the Lost Tribe of Israel…

I voted.
Btw, Tbogg – are you excited about our local franchise competing in a sporting match Sunday? I say the Chargers take their worst dback, blitz him on the first play, and have him hit Ben Rothlisberger (preferably late) helmet to chin, giving him his 5th concussion. No more of this “stay classy San Diego” bullshit. Lets go!

That is a really nice ass. I’ll go vote.

I have been voting, and continue to vote TBogg. I don’t think you should reward those bad readers with sweet, sweet Shakira video, but instead punish them. Threaten them with Cheerleader Malkin video if they don’t do your bidding! Buahahahahahah! Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I voted already, but if you had posted Shakira’s ass with the Carly Simon thread when I asked, no, demanded I would have had the gumption to empty my cache about 750 time in one afternoon and voted for you repeatedly.

But, NOOOOOOOOOOOO! You couldn’t bring yourself to give me satisfaction when I wanted it. You just ignored me.

Shoulda posted Shakira when I asked you to.

I ran across this site(cjane) the first day of the voting. I admit to re-reading it a few times just to make sure it wasn’t the dryest of snark.
I go to the local library tomorrow. They have 16 computers…Bwahahaha
I know I’m already on record, but I hate these things. We should send our champion into a sand pit w/their champion and leave it at that.

Okay, Tbogg, that was the third time I’ve voted for you, so I feel as though I’m pulling my weight. Looks like you are getting your ass kicked by several strange-sounding blogs, so I would suggest a new strategery. Instead of threatening, maybe you could post on the FDL main page and beg. You could start out by whining and cursing, but close it with major begging. That’s the best plan I can come up with. Good luck big guy.

Okay, okay… I’ve voted again. For the love of mercy, don’t make me go to that awful Mormon woman’s place again… Did you see the post about where her child turned 4 and whole family brought the same present? GUM. THEY BROUGHT A PACK OF GUM AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR A 4 YEAR OLD.

-pause-

I’m back. I’m sorry for shouting, and a cool cloth on my forehead helped… Just please don’t make me go there again. I’ll do anything, ANYTHING you want…

[shuffles off, muttering, to get another cool cloth]

Geez, it’s beneath me to keep track of Chrishithead Muir’s votes. Can’t believe that guy’s a nominee. Next year, if there’s a worst cartoon ever category I will not only track, but vote for his ass every 24 hours.

That said, ramping up of TBogg voting is duly noted.

Btw, and apropos of the previous entry, someone should make flannel PJs with bassets on them. I have flannel PJs with assorted canines sketched on them, but basset PJs would be awesome.

Somewhere in Venezuela, Hugo Chavez’s scientists are working a hybrid of Shakira’s ass and Salma Hayek’s “bags of sand”. If they succeed, El Norte will be doomed by an onslaught of awesomeness.

Ok I voted for you but I don’t think you have enough poll watchers.

Well goddammit, give me an easy link. I’ve wandered around in the wilderness looking for the stupid thing. Found it a day or two ago and voted for you, but I need it SIMPLE. Help.

Couple of things: If you had kept the original blog name, “A Daily Dose of Snark”, maybe you would get more votes. “Tbogg” doesn’t sound like it has the funness of, say, building with blocks. Just sayin’.

And if I’d known that there were other people here enjoying a little toke now and then, I would’ve brought mine. I knew that familiar scent every time somebody came giggling back from the kitchen was some of the good stuff. I knew it. Thanks for sharing, kids. (For you younger folks, that’s sarcasm.)

Thingwarbler @ 9 — I’d be interested to know if your Lego bong holds water. Please report on your success or failure. If we don’t hear from you, I’ll assume it worked.

I voted for Tbogg again even though Shakira’s ass doesn’t seem to do for me what it does to a lot of the folks here. Because I’m all for doing what’s best for the community…

Wow, I learned something today. Protein Wisdom is still around, or it’s ghost is getting votes in one of the categories. I guess that site will outlive us all…

So, like in Star Trek there’s all these transporter accidents and stuff. How cool would it be to have the TBLoggess!?! I can hardly wait for the 23.5 century!

I already voted for you. Give props to Suzanne.

i’ve got the same problem in the the 2008 web log awards for best large blog authority 301 – 500, whatever the hell that means.

i’m a little under 1000 votes behind jammie wearing fool, the rightist blog.

i will be sorely disappointed if i lose out to a wingnut.

please, the vote for skippy.

Go vote for Juan Cole (Informed Comment) as well. The Freepers are running an organized campaign to have some neocon who spews the Likud line beat him, and they’re winning.

Then there was the day when my husband got out his camera and shot a glamorous picture of a French tart we had just purchased at our local bakery.

And that delicious little picture changed me again, so that I wanted to write more . . . deliciously.

Which I did, until at last I was no longer Infertile.

T, I voted for your blog out of respect for tribal identification. I feel sorry for you too because this is some poignant (pregnant) shite you are up against. I can barely type for the tears in my eyes. A French Tart. Double Entendre. Damn she’s good.

I voted for Skippy. I voted for Tbogg. I almost voted for Chris Muir just because, but I managed to come to my senses. Mostly, I skipped categories cuz I either couldn’t be bothered or I found all the contestants execrable.

And as crappy as those awards are, I read bloggess for the first time (You’re welcome) and also discovered the Comics Curmudgeon.

Thank god I’m on vacation and have a lot of free time on my hands.

Hi, guys. I read Tbogg (you’re even in my Google Reader). I also read Cjane. I’m an atheist myself, but I find her writing to be quite good. There’s a little more to the story of her blog, and should you care to read it, please start here:

http://www.azcentral.com/commu…..026a1.html

Four of those aren’t her children; they’re her sister’s. Her sister is recovering from third-degree burns. Doesn’t change anything as far as what blog should win, but Cjane is a bit deeper than its being made out.

Thanks!

Sorry, IS being made out.

People understand they have to vote every fucking day, right?

it’s been an honor to disappoint you, sir

I beleive, sir, that you do not stand a chance. Not even the threat of the Malkin video is going to work. But after voting (again) last night I was re-reading Bush v. Gore (which I do most evenings). I now think I can see a way for you to win this one. I suggest you simply temporarily change the name of your blog to CJane Enjoy It. Then after the voting is finished, claim victory. You will then have a great equal protection argument that you have a legitimate claim to be the winner, and that all those Mormon whiners are threatening your Constitutional Right to be considered the winner. Simply sue, win, and it is over. (BTW, your Dad did appoint several of the Supremes, didn’t he?) Hehe. And they say those three years in law school were wasted time.

That blog header is creepy. and the prose, well, I don’t know if I can call it that.

If you want Mormon/parenting, then Dooce owns the franchise, even though she got deMormonised a long time ago.

Oh, and I fucking hate the Wizbangawards. Fuck them.

Ouch, tbogg. Cjane must have gotten her sister wives to organize a massive get out the vote campaign down at the compound. I think you’re probably toast this year…

Onward, Tbogganeers! We have Muir in our sights! Hyah! Hyah!

I couldn’t even remember who Muir was – had look him up. Then I realized they nominated THAT guy? Are you kidding me?

But Jesus, if I wasn’t hallincinating, I think I saw that Protein Wisdom, home of The Cock Slappers, was up for something.

PROTEIN WISDOM! Did they ingest some bad LSD before that one, or what?

But…I went in there, several times, trying to save the TBogg honor. This outrage cannot stand! But I think I need a shower and a drink after being that close to some of those ratty RWers.

OneBrickHouse, it’s interesting that you’d champion cjane–I doubt she’d do the same for you. Haven’t you noticed that she has no IRL, non-mormon friends? Also, not trying to be petty, but she only has three of the four children–they separated the baby from the group. And, all of those children were being very well cared for–all four together–by other family members before she and her sister took them away.

My god, you’re right! What a horrible person she is for caring for her sister’s children, and her sister’s husband, who was also in the plane crash. I like her blog. That is all.

Um, yeah (My god). Her sister’s husband–the PILOT of the plane that crashed. I don’t like her blog. That’s all.

Oh my god. I didn’t know who CJane was, but you’re all such whiny bitches about it that I cast my vote for her and asked my readers to do the same. Good to see she’s smoking your jealous ass. Loser.

LOL… not only did you get your ASS handed to you by CJane, and on top of it you are a sore loser who has to get it up to Shakira videos.

You are sad.