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In a desperate attempt to change the course of a war gone horribly awfully really not very good, a crack team of Middle Eastern terrorists attempt to assassinate the one man who stands between them and their dream of a Palestinian homeland: Joe the Plumber.

So, you see, it’s kind of like Valkyrie except, instead of Nazi generals trying to kill Adolph Hitler, it’s a couple of refugees randomly firing a non-explosive rocket into a town that an American nitwit happens to be visiting.

I’m sure the director’s cut is more exciting. Probably a car chase or something…