In a desperate attempt to change the course of a war gone horribly awfully really not very good, a crack team of Middle Eastern terrorists attempt to assassinate the one man who stands between them and their dream of a Palestinian homeland: Joe the Plumber.
So, you see, it’s kind of like Valkyrie except, instead of Nazi generals trying to kill Adolph Hitler, it’s a couple of refugees randomly firing a non-explosive rocket into a town that an American nitwit happens to be visiting.
I’m sure the director’s cut is more exciting. Probably a car chase or something…




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Welcome to life near the Gaza strip, moron!
I’m sure if he just sits them down and tells them to cut out the bullshit, everything will be sorted.
Srsly, I hope Joe (and everyone else) is not hurt by any rockets, but catches a goddam clue somehow.
So now you’ve experienced a rocket attack by the Hamas. Now go over to the Palestinian side and experience an attack by the Israelis.
How does THAT make you feel, you bald bag of shit? God! I want to beat the living shit out of Joe the Plumber so bad….
There are NO good guys on either side of the Israelis/Palestinian conflict. There are only the innocents who are getting slaughtered by their “I’ve got the bigger cock” conflict.
heh, joe is to reporting what this woman is to dance. wait for the fail…it’s spectacular.
I’d help everyone else out first and then come back for Joe.
How does THAT make you feel, you bald bag of shit? God! I want to beat the living shit out of Joe the Plumber so bad…
bwahahaah, my sentiments eggzactly. “bald bag of shit” tee hee.
Is that the only t-shirt he has? Also, isn’t his name Samuel Wurzelbacher, or is he using his middle name now? How about S. Joseph Wurzelbacher for the gravitas?
Is it wrong that I want him to be killed by an Israeli rocket? That’s wrong, isn’t it? I just really want an anchor to intone, a la Kent Brockman and the Lincoln Squirrel, “Joe the Plumber…is dead.”
We don’t need no stinkin’ real, trained, educated journalists, not when we have the bald bag O’ shit on the job,amIright?
You know, the highly paid hacks at FauxSpews should find this Joe trend a bit disconcerting; it doesn’t take much training to be a mouthpiece and here Ol’ Joe is doing it for cheap. I wonder if they’ll feel as warm and squishy about outsourcing after an army of Joe’s takes their jobs?
Uh, when I go to pjtv.com there’s a java popup on my screen that asks if i want to “always trust content from this publisher?” I think not.
Ooh! Does he have footage of the rocket? This is almost an act of journalism.
Hubby closes eyes in disgust at the entire stupidity of it all.
I didn’t want to run PJTV’s skeevy video player, so I didn’t watch it. I am, however, enjoying the idea of Roger Simon going, “Shit! It missed! We may have to buy a return ticket for the asshole after all!”
ACHMED!
The only thing that keeps me from laughing at this is that before this is over someone will have been killed because of him. And he probably won’t even know, and certainly won’t let that or anything else he’s seen change his mind about anything in any way.
You’re a better person than I, then. I look forward to “Joe the Collateral Damage”
Actually Joe makes much more sense than say Kristol or Goldberg.
I’m not that good a person – well, part of it is marrow-deep hippie compassion, but I also don’t want to see that jackhole made into some kind of wingnut martyr.
The only thing worse than Joe the
PlumberReporter would be Joe the Martyr.xeckyGilchrist:
I seem to remember Shrub chewing a roll & telling the exact same thing to poodle Blair…
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JtP: “It’s all about MEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
Bush to Blair: “See, the irony is what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit, and it’s over.”
My google-fu is excellent today!
Lesley, the cynic in me says that was a fake fall. You know she’s using the webcam in her laptop to record it, why is there an ancient beige keyboard there as well?
To get knocked off the desk, that’s why.
The attack was launched by Israel.