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On behalf of all of us here at TBogg Enterprises LLC, we want to thank you (and Shakira’s ass) for our fourth place finish at the Weblogs Awards. As you know it’s an honor to just be nominated and there are no losers except for those who came in fifth through tenth.
The important thing is that we beat Chris Muir by like 3000 votes and, yes, I know he was in a different category but he didn’t have to compete against cars and Magic Underwear Jesus Mommy.
On the other hand in Best Conservative Blog, manly man Ace O’ Spades lost to Small Dead Animals by 56 votes (next time Ace readers: more clicky, less masturbatee) and Red State, the Biggest Mover and Shaker In The Right-Blog Universe could only muster up slightly more than one vote for every ten that Small Dead Animals received.
And while I’m thanking people I would be remiss if I didn’t thank Richard in Maryland for the Lou Reed Transformer CD. Recently a friend asked if I had Transformer and I thought he meant the movie because my friend has a major boner for Megan Fox, but he meant the Reed CD. I was never a big Lou Reed/VU fan, even though I love Magic & Loss and went to see Reed when he toured supporting it but, no , I didn’t have it, so I asked to borrow his and he only had in on vinyl because he’s old school, and so I put it on my wish list and …here it is.
Oh, I do go on at these award ceremonies. Gotta go. The after-parties and hookers beckon…
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As usual, TBogg rewards his (het) male readers, while the women (of a certain sexual preference shared with) and gay men have slaved and sacrificed clicking on that goddamn awards web site comparing Chris Muir’s stats with TBogg’s.
Where’s the token Clive Owen, Timothy Olyphant, Daniel Craig, Ian McShane (or whatever we want we should get…ask Mrs. TBogg) shots?
Thank you, Leslie. It’s a real snub to those of us who voted and voted and voted, but only think of the necessity of going to the gym more frequently whenever Tbogg posts pix of Shakira’s ass.
Agreed that Mrs. TBogg should choose.
Like the Lord, Shakira’s Ass (blessed be her booty), work in mysterious ways. First, it got TBogg’s fans voting; next Sunday it will be provoking even Honest Abe’s Georgia marble junk.
Lesley, thanks for the intro to Olyphant. I’m not a big moviegoer so haven’t met him until now. Agree, a pictorial thank-you to the women and gay men here would be nice. (And please, not Hugh Hewitt’s nipples.)
Awe… you’re jealous of the Mormon girl… laughable. she gets more comments in one posting than you have ever gotten you idiot.
Maybe if you had some magic underwear you might actually get more comments then my friends little sister… she’s eleven and she outdoes you!
Just be happy you came in fourth with this crappy blog.
The incoherence, the rambling, the bitterness. Wasilla Sarah, is that you? Welcome!
IdiotHater is an accurate handle, but requires a comma in the middle to be completely accurate.
re Olyphant, see Deadwood.
If you stop looking in the mirror the hate will go away and you’ll feel much better.
I support the demands for gay male and straight female rewards as well, and not just because it means bis like me get rewarded twice.
And Small Dead Animals beat LGF! That is worth celebrating also.
I voted for you once. This was only because Tim F. told me to.
I support the demands for gay male and straight female rewards as well…
Me too. Fair’s fair.
And while you’re at it, some more of those Jill St. John pics that caused the last round of trouble like this would be welcome too.
But please, no Fabio-clones. There’s gotta be a picture of someone on the Intertubes with a beautiful mind.
Promised a Segway, given (pictures of) Shakira’s ass. Hmmmmm…
Well certainly better than nothing, but I too say equal pictures for all.