Wow, and Chris already has his own sock puppets, and they LOVE HIM:

Skip Press – January 18th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Best cartoon I’ve seen this year.
Wonder if there’s any truth to the rumor that his speech begins with “Yo!”
God please bring a power failure so that all his teleprompters go out. We need to see how utterly inept he is from the first moment.

Carolyn – January 18th, 2009 at 9:41 am
Chris, I’m addicted to your strip. Begin every single day watching it. And now I need your humor more than ever because your strip and a bottle of Jack Daniels is the only way I’m going to get through next Tuesday. (Sometimes a college graduate has the RIGHT to curl in a fetal position for just one day.)

Lola – January 18th, 2009 at 9:45 am
That was beautiful Chris! Awesome. AWESOME! Obama and the Thugrocrates striped to their naked truth in one comic strip! Very cool! Genius!

But the best comment is by BIG HOLLYWOOD Contributor James Hudnall:

CONTRIBUTOR: James Hudnall – January 18th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Obama is swearing on the same bible Licoln used. Hubris much?

Of course, would Hudnall have any idea what bible George W Bush tried to use for his inauguration? (Hint: shares the name George, and some would suggest hubris of anyone using his bible, too). What a douche.

I seem to have lost my ability to translate wingnut speak. The text of the cartoons don’t even make sense. All I see is a talentless doodler appealing to the prurient interest of the fap-happy crowd. Muir is a pig.

Are we sure that Carolyn is not Bruce Tinsley?

BTW, I’m glad to see whats-her-name got better by the end of the strip. In the first panel it looked like her neck was broken.

The cartoon dialogue always seems so disjointed, but then, so do the cartoon people.

aimai

For the love of God, where are the boobies? I can’t laugh unless he draws boobies. Boobies are funny. I like boobies. Obama sucks! Did I mention I like boobies?

Classic Muir: two three parts standard-issue neocon talking points whinging to one part badly drawn T&A.

All I see is a talentless doodler appealing to the prurient interest of the fap-happy crowd.

You mean, like this? Oh, wait. That’s the improved Sadly, No! version…

That headshot of Muir! Creepy and revealing. I anticipate it has a long future in Tbogg DbD posts.

Bug Hollywierd has now officially achieved the acme of conservative suckitude with the addition of Chris Muir to its all wanker line-up.

Waiting for the comments to DBD to amass provides soooo much more to savor. The commentary reveals a mob of Doughy Pantload acolytes who dream that they are the slender and attractive(?) denizens of Muir’s masturbations.

Big Hollywood could very well prove to be a wingnut black hole, a veritable Singularity of Suckitude. Then, once it collects all of them, we can jettison the whole kit & kaboodle. Homemade rapture, anyone?

A closer look reveals that it was Poppy, not Dubya who used the Washington Bible. Doesn’t change the point, though. Love how Carolyn feels the need to mention that she’s a college graduate.

An even closer look at CrustyDem’s post shows that W “tried to use” it but the weather outside was frightful, so Eddie Gaedel was brought in as a pinch hitter.

So decadent and sinful Hollywierd is really chock full of queitly desperate conservatives?

-G

Alternate dialogue:
Panel 1
BIGHOLLYWOOD.BREIBART.COM SAYS THERE REALLY ARE CONSERVATIVES IN HOLLYWOOD

SO MOST OF THE CONSERVATIVES IN HOLLYWOOD ARE TOO CHICKEN TO SAY SO? http://www.washingtontimes.com…..derground/

Panel 2
‘CHICKEN’? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
THE GREATEST ONES ARE DEAD!

Panel 3
JOHN WAYNE. CHARLTON HESTON. RONALD REAGAN. AGNES MOORHEAD. GLENN FORD. FRED THOMPSON.

Panel 4
BABE. FRED THOMPSON ISN’T DEAD.

ARE YOU SURE?
ANYWAY, THEY CAN’T TAKE DENNIS MILLER AND ADAM CAROLLA AND THE CHUBBY BALDWIN AWAY FROM US.

Panel 5
WOW. AND YOU’VE GOT KELSY GRAMMER TOO. TOO BAD ABOUT HIS THING WITH THE BABYSITTER. SAY, IF THOSE GUYS AREN’T AFRAID TO SPEAK UP, MAYBE THERE AREN’T ANY CLOSET LIBERALS IN HOLLYWOOD. MAYBE WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GOT.

NO WAY. SOMEWHERE THERE ARE GREAT CONSERVATIVE ACTORS BEING HELD AGAINST THEIR WILL IN HOLLYWOOD DUNGEONS.

Panel 6
HOLLYWOOD DUNGEONS?

Panel 7
I’LL NEVER LET THOSE CONSERVATIVE ACTORS OUT OF THE HOLLYWOOD DUNGEONS.

PRESIDENT OBAMA? IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO ISSUE THE FATWA AGAINST CONSERVATISM.

That shit is just as tiresome today as it was six years ago. May they wander in the wilderness for decades.

If Chris Muir cross-dressed in a blonde wig he’d look just like Ann Coulter.

Anyone ever see them in the same room together?

“I want Ann Coulter inside me.”

Not so much a turducken as a turfuckhead, then?