One day she’s just going to explode leaving only a little greasy smear on the ground and a whiff of sulfur.

And if, in doing so, she destroys an abortion clinic, her commenters will nominate her for immediate sainthood/martyrdom.

Hey, I actually have a comment ON TOPIC!

For those of you interested, *SHAKIRA’s ASS* will be live on your tv set today, HBO is going FREE to show the opening concert from the Lincoln Memorial. Today 11:30am PT, 2:30pm ET.

I’m tuning in early to watch Bishop Gene Robinson give the invocation!

oh! and FUCK Miss Anchor-baby Malkin.

Boo-hoo, it’s just not a good time to be a right-wing dirtbag, now is it? Your guy is leaving office with a big 22% approval rating, and their guy is coming in with 80%+ of Americans feeling all hopeful. Bummer — what to do?

If you’re the always-classy Michelle, you call the Prez-elect a pimp! Feel all better now, Miss Hot Air?

Poor Michele. So many brown people on the TV, none of them her.

She has any anger management skills? Only in the sense of gun control meaning using both hands . . .

I wish some talking head would call her on her anchor baby status and refer to her endless screeds against immigrants having babies in the US. Would her head explode? Would she stalk off the set?

Must frighten her kids when she gets going.

She’d play the victim, explain how it’s *totally different* with her, and then stalk off the set. And we’d be treated to a weeklong hissy fit about how liberals, and especially the liberal media, are the real ant-immigrant racist hatemongers, and boy they must be terrified of the truth Malkin has to say or they wouldn’t be picking on a little minority woman like that. It might be worth it anyway.

Michelle Malkin – she puts the ’stupid’ in ’stupid, WATB douchebag’.

I would love to see her stalk off a set so long as the studio door she exits leads straight on a major thoroughfare and into the path of a homes of the stars tour bus that is running behind schedule…

Seriously (although I mean the above), who keeps this brillianteen stick insect in the public eye? Are they as effed up as she is? Or are they teasing her with the prospects of respect and adulation the way a child teases a beetle with a sharp stick…

One gets the feeling that, were Malkin to actually go to Heaven upon her demise, she’d almost immediately begin pestering God to build a fence to keep the brown people out.

Nichelle Malkin wrote: I respect the historic tradition of inauguration day, not the cult of personality driving the schlock festivities now taking place.

Apparently, Michelle Malkin is unable to differentiate between Inauguration Day, which is this coming Tuesday, and the Inuaguration Day events which occur during the days just prior. The pre inuaguration day events are, of course, a long time tradition. The celebrities who performed for Reagan’s 1980 inauguration festivities (which was produced by Frank Sinatra) was a who’s who of the time: hosted by Johnny Carson, performers included Donny and Marie Osmond, Ethel Merman, Mel Tillis, Charlie Pride, and many others.

I’m sure we can expect the Inauguration Day itself to be as refined, traditional, respectful and tasteful as Michelle Malkin is not.

She is just a stunningly execrable piece of moldy detritus. Baltimore deserves better. And those poor children who will undoubtedly grow up to be serial killers.

The only thing that soothes my troubled eyes and ears is that the just keep getting crazier and louder as they sink slowly into the pit. Even their once-fans have to notice the smell.

Knowing that these festivities are driving them insane just adds to the pleasure.

You know, several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It’s just not really widely reported.

I think we should start a pool on how long it takes after the inauguration for MalKKKin to self destruct and the precise manner of that self destruction. Personally, I am hoping for spontaneous combustion, which is in keeping with her infernal origins.

Oh Irony. The shrill harpy of the right, is she unaware that most of her “people” think of her as a mud hen?

is she unaware that most of her “people” think of her as a mud hen

Introspection and self-awareness are facilities absent in wingnuts. Otherwise they’d all detonate from the cognitive dissonance.

“One day she’s just going to explode leaving only a little greasy smear on the ground and a whiff of sulfur.”

You promise?

At least the bitch is self-aware of her racism.

I do not pledge allegiance to The Obama States of America.

Getting ready for the countdown.

3, 2, 1…RAAAAAAAACIST!

It must really suck being her kids.

Conservatives not afflicted with rabies would simply express disappointment that their guy didn’t win and let it go.

I read somewhere today that 6 out of 10 Republicans support Obama’s presidency. The four out of ten are a bitter minority.

Republicans don’t all fit into any single mold but they are intolerant of others in general.

I saw a quote of Malkin the other day to the effect she was banging her head against the wall over some fresh Obama outrage.

I like the imagery — Michelle Malkin literally banging her head against a wall.

That should be part of the Inaugural festivities!

One day she’s just going to explode leaving only a little greasy smear on the ground and a whiff of sulfur.

Don’t tease us, it’s not nice.

Malicious Malkin?

May she continue to represent the Rep. Right wing, religious, conservatives.

May she always remind us what her party stands for so that we, liberal Democrats, NEVER EVER get too complacent and lose our core values. Or our principals.

And so that Christians everywhere know HOW NOT TO ACT!!!!!!!!!

I’m looking forward to reports of Malkin being taken to the emergency room after trying to chew through the screen of her TV set.

Cliff105 @ 22

If she bangs her head hard enough, perhaps she’ll become human. One can hope.

I just had Taco Bell for lunch.

Yum.