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With the ascension of our Barack HUSSEIN MAU MAU CLARENCE WILLIAMS III X Obama as our Black Emperor President, I pretty much expected a bit of frothing at the mouth by the guns & ammo crazy Jesus crowd but, I must say, I have been absolutely dazzled by their high flown logorrhea.
On the Oath "Gaffe":
It doesn’t take a psychoanalyst to see what’s going on in this video. Both the Chief Justice and Obama are very nervous, and it’s pretty clear why.
(1) Obama knows very well that he is not eligible to be POTUS.
(2) He also knows the Supreme Court is aware he is not eligible.
(3) Obama knows that by taking this oath, he is committing an offense against the US Constitution, for which he may be tried for treason.
(4) But in spite of all this, he is determined to act as if nothing at all is wrong.
(5) There was always a chance that the Chief Justice would demand, right then and there, that Obama must demonstrate his eligibility.
(6) Obama is also in constant fear of exposure as an impostor. When that happens, this video clip will live on in infamy.
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(8) This is the most important moment in this judge’s life. (9) He knows that Obama is not eligible. Nevertheless, for reasons known only to himself, the judge completes this charade before hundreds of millions of witnesses. (10) By this knowing violation of the Constitution, the focus of his adult life, he has spectacularly challenged the meaning of his own existence.
And while you ponder Justice John Roberts crumpling Col. Nicholson-like ("What have I done?") over his American apostasy, we give you, courtesy of Mr. Wolcott, Scipio of Muskogee:
Watch the mob gawk with hands outstretched as its new god draws near! Hear the teeming multitudes become as one as they cheer the coming of their messiah! See the media grovel and scrape as they perform their ablutions! We might even gape at the crass and vulgar idolatry of the thing.
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This creature adopts the outward trappings of Lincoln—the train ride, the food, the Bible—but to those with eyes he looks like a boy child who puts on daddy’s shoes and scampers about the house yelping, “Look at me! Look at me!”
And that is exactly what hundreds of millions of gawpers will do this day. They will stare in reverent awe as that callow and grim thing climbs the podium and assumes the mantle once worn by Jefferson. None will see him laugh, but he will be laughing all the same. He will laugh at the rank stupidity of his sycophantic believers. He will laugh at the slavish adulation of the media. He will laugh at the ease he fooled some of the people all of the time.
Lest you think they’ve hammered their swords into pontifications, there is this:
Update: Here is a reminder for those who need reminding. The red areas voted for McCain—or rather, for Palin. The blue areas voted for the other fellow.
You see here the first vague outlines of our next civil war. Be not afraid.
Afraid, I not be…
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“You see here the first vague outlines of our next civil war. Be not afraid.”
Bring it on, you redneck chickenshit chickenhawk trogolodyte fuckards.
You’ll be very surprised how many of us dirty fucking hippies know how to shoot.
Well, if that’s the outlines of the next civil war, the red staters are FUCKED. The DFH Liberal Blue States seem to control most of the ports, and the major industrial areas (ie, factories and the like)
Didn’t they already make that mistake once?
They never quite get the idea that geographic area does not indicate population density, do they? Equating areas with 2 people per square mile as equal to, say, New York City is stupidity raised to a very high degree. No surprise there I guess.
Oh, I should add that I am extremely liberal and a damned good shot too.
So, now that he has re-taken the oath — correctly — what’s left? Rumors about his birth in kenya until 2012? I think sometimes they should secede: if we decided to allow them back into the Union, it would nice to redo Reconstruction without having to give anything up this time.
This is why I would like to see one of those red/blue maps with the color intensity mapped to the population density. The intermountain west would have a lot of pink, as would Alaska, but the big populous states would be a pretty strong blue.
You’re related to bears named Cicero, Seneca, Aquinas and Founders?
Sounds like you come from a long line of circus performers. Either that or you were a member of a really lame fraternity at a really shitty college.
Lemme guess, your fraternity name was Flounder.
Digg
She sounds so friendly, warm, welcoming.
For somebody whose rules are:
she doesn’t set an example, does she?
SadlyNo caught Ace
at his best…he’s not taking the Obama win well at all.Well, I for one am terribly afraid.
That I’m going to do myself an injury laughing at these ninnyhammers.
Hedley Lamarr:
Tagert: Ditto!
Wow. Scipio reads like a hyper-religious Timothy McVeigh, I desperately wanted to find he was a spoof, but there’s too much consistent nuttiness there, he’s even got a “fact list” filled with absurdity and obscenity (my personal favorite “Destined For Hell: Barack Hussein Obama, Fidel Castro, Ted Kennedy, Bill and Hillary”, this from a man claiming to be Catholic). He’s completely insane. Honestly, knowing there are people this deluded makes me physically uncomfortable.
Reporting from behind the vague outlines lines of the next civil war, here in Oklahoma, the only state with every county colored red on that map. At this very moment, I can look out my window and see the hoop-skirted belles waving their hankies at the dashing cavalry officers. The sharp-shootin’ boys in the gray forage caps are out on the edge of town taking musket practice, the cannons are limbered, and the Stars and Bars waves grandly over the county courthouse. They’re all just waitin’ for the word from that fellow Wolcott (or “Stonewolcott Jackson,” as his troops affectionately call him) to march on San Francisco.
However will they keep this level of vitriol up for 4/8 more years? They’re gonna have to take bile supplements
Oh yeah, and as for red/blue/purple maps, these cartograms, which distort state/county shapes based on population, are a lot more informative.
Anyone else see this?
A new study shows that people who are socially active and not easily stressed may be less likely to develop dementia.
I hope Obama earmarks some money for wingnut care homes.
“to those with eyes he looks like a boy child who puts on daddy’s shoes and scampers about the house yelping, “Look at me! Look at me!” — and to think, that’s how many of us felt about Dubya. Only — he proved us right; so far, Obama comes across as quite a bit more mature than the spoiled brat who trashed the country for eight years.
As the wingnuts curl up with the latest issue of Guns & Ammo and Southern Partisan and fantasize about the ways in which they will bring an end to this illegitimate islamo-fascist coup, the rest of us can only hope that their inability to do simple things like math and tie shoelaces will render them unable to act on their Malkinesque instinct to harm that which threatens their sad and pathetic state of hateful delusion.
sure, he’s sneering haughtily at the stupid and gullible masses, but always remember, liberals are the elitists.
I want to see a map of stupidity overlaid with the voting results. Oh, wait, I already did.
I guess she didn’t like what she was getting: “The comments to this entry are closed.”
The Cobb thing is simply the dumbest, most embarrassing thing I’ve ever read. As for the Okie, I wonder if he’d be willing to just settle this issue one on one.
(I am interested to know what Big Hollywood will make of the Oscar nominations) (Maybe they are getting too much publicity)
This is just sad now. I suppose that Andrew Sullivan chronicled the descent into madness three weeks before the election.
I saw probably exactly the same footage they did, and I was impressed by how Obama was trying to look sober and presidential. Biden was much more beaming and happy for himself.
I’ve been working for 23 years in New Jersey, getting .62 cents back on every dollar of my federal tax money, the rest going to the welfare socialist red states. Scipio, if you can just refund me that money (with interest) we’ll call it even, and you can form your christian rebellion in Red Christian Land. We’ll use the cash to put up one of those fences you guys like so much, you know, to keep the riff raff out. This means you.
So, now that he has re-taken the oath — correctly — what’s left?
Don’tcha know? The Prez did not put his hand on a bible for the second oath, so it doesn’t count either! Obviously you’re not as tuned in to the wingnuttia as I am, if you aren’t aware of this controversy.
Obama and the folks around him are clueless if they did not have the sense to scare up a bible for the second oath. When I saw the picture of the Prez taking the second oath without a bible I thought: cue the fundies! Obviously they need a Right-Wingnuttia Czar, and I’m volunteering. I know what the asswipes are going to say before they say it — which is kinda scary — huh?
Winger diners may now redefine Cobb salad as “Gina Cobb Salad”: diced iceberg lettuce hearts, shoestring-cut strips of Spam, dressed lavishly with Miracle Whip and Baco*Bits, topped with a ring of canned pineapple with a maraschino cherry in the hole. (Substitute an armor-piercing bullet if out of cherries.)
LOL. The comments are even funnier than the wingnuts:
Awesome. I forgot what I was gonna say. It was something like, “Now if the color red were just able to fire a weapon.”
I am also a liberal, with assault rifles. You never know when a wingnut may snap and attack. Be prepared.
It doesn’t take a psychoanalyst to see what’s going on here
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I will just comment on the map or as this nitwit intends it “the shiny, distracting object”. Each of the counties in the lower right corner of Pa that are blue have larger populations than Idaho and Wyoming combined. My first and hopefully last “reading” of the pseudo-intellectual Scipio.
I know lots and lots about Molotov cocktails and their improvements – this comes in handy in urban activities. I’m really, really lefty too – that’s why Molotovs are the weapon of choice!
Hey, tell me that the fucking cowboy hats and yee-haws that followed the anointing of that retard from Crawford were subtle and I’ll bother to even pretend to listen to you.
Do you think if we accuse them of Obama derangement syndrome it will make them mad?
Too bad they can’t take a step back and look at how just the poise and demeanor of the first family has lifted us up already. I am mightily impressed with the poise of Malia and Sasha. Compare and contrast to Rudy Guiliani’s son Andrew at one of his inagurals.
Oh and red staters – On my kitchen wall is a framed shooting range target in which I started right between the eyes and then followed the happy trail all the way down with an Uzi, so don’t misunderestimate us lib’rals.
Here ya go:
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mejn/election/2008/
The election map broken down by population density. Kind of changes the odds for that civil war…
Here’s our first entry in the Civil War department. Horrific reading.
http://www.boston.com/news/loc…..nwhit.html
If anyone is interested, here is my rant against the wingnuts, Freepers, militia types, etc.
(a number of people on TT have commented favorably on it and while it’s not quite up to Tbogg’s standards, it is a pretty good rant, in my estimation, at least)
And for the record, I’m a liberal who’s never fired a gun, doesn’t own a gun and doesn’t plan to get a gun. Instead I will employ several different strategies for our upcoming civil war:
• Dress like a rabbit and tell them it’s Duck Season, they’ll say it’s rabbit season, I’ll slip on a duck bill and put bunny ears on them, I’ll say it’s duck season, they’ll say it’s rabbit season, I’ll say it’s rabbit season, they’ll yell it’s duck season and then shoot themselves in the head.
• I’ll paint every police station, national guard armory and gang clubhouse blue so they recognize the enemy from their maps.
• I’ll carry an issue of Juggs and Guns and Ammo, wear a button with Jerome Corsi’s face on it, slip behind their lines and yell that Chris Muir is having a book reading in West Hollywood to confuse them.
• I’ll go on a barbecue-knock-over march through the South to demoralize them.
• And more
Nobody hates Il Duce Giuliani more than me, but the kid was just being a kid — I was actually impressed he could just act like a normal kid. Not his fault his dad’s a dick.