To be honest, I didn’t read the post by Jude (just one name like Madonna or Bowie or Mothra) at Big Andrew’s Big Hollywood Crapatorium, but Hugh Hewitt has a hard-on for Jude so I decided to look up his bio. After explaining that Jude is really big in France (presumably with the cheese-eating surrender monkeys who happen to have impeccable taste in music) we learn that:
Many of Jude’s songs have been used in shows such as The O.C., Alias, Dawson’s Creek, Crossing Jordan, and Felicity. Jude has also penned the main title songs for The Ellen Show(2001), the 2nd season of VH1′s Surreal Life, and ABC’s critical smash, Cavemen. Cavemen featured Jude’s first work as a composer.
Oh My. I smell resume padding. Speak, caveman:
Cavemen was an American television show which ran on ABC from October 2, 2007 to November 13, 2007. The show was created by Joe Lawson and set in San Diego, California. Based on the GEICO Cavemen advertisements made for the American vehicle insurance company GEICO that were written by Lawson, the show is described by the network as a "unique buddy comedy that offers a clever twist on stereotypes and turns race relations on its head".
Produced by ABC Studios and Management 360, the series originally aired alongside Carpoolers on Tuesday nights at 8:00PM Eastern/7:00PM Central. The series was placed on hiatus during the Writers Guild of America strike, and cancelled before the strike ended.
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In terms of reception from the media the show was "critically savaged". The Chicago Tribune listed it as one of the 25 worst TV shows ever, and Adam Buckman of the New York Post declared the show "extinct on arrival." Ginia Bellafante of the New York Times wrote "I laughed. But I laughed through my pain. ‘Cavemen,’ set in some version of San Diego where people speak with Southern accents, doesn’t have moments as much as microseconds suspended from any attempt at narrative."
Other critics were more forgiving: H.T. Strong ("Hercules The Strong"), a regular columnist at Ain’t It Cool News declared that the show’s third episode "made me laugh aloud a number of times!". Pulitzer prize winning columinst Dorothy Rabinowitz also said that the show "has its charms . . . The chief source of that charm is the unmistakable hint of wit in the writing. Only a hint — but it’s steady, which is enough to seduce."
I’ve seen Dorothy Rabinowitz and, to be honest, she could be seduced with a Happy Meal and the Jonathan Livingston Seagull soundtrack.




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Dorothy Rabinowitz and John Leo were part of a panel at Harvard’s Shorenstein Center a couple of years ago. They both agreed that the “liberal media” treat the majority of Americans with disdain. Then Leo told a story about following McCain to some “God forsaken” town out in Arizona on a campaign story. A little later Rabinowitz talked about Hillary Clinton’s listening tour in some “God forsaken” town in upstate NY. Not only did neither of them have a clue about what they were saying but I have a sneaking suspicion I was the only one in the Harvard audience who picked up on that little bit of petard hoisting.
I detected an unmistakeable hint of last night’s carne asada in my bowel movements all day. It didn’t make them any less, well, shit.
Is that like: “KLo could be seduced with a Krispy Kreme and mask of Mitt Romney”?
You didn’t miss much by not reading the Jude column. It was basically “Hey RNC, hire me!” After all, Jude and his liberal traitor ex-bandmates had one of the most popular songs on the Starbucks Coffee compilation CD. And he wrote the theme song for “What About Brian,” which I would hum if I knew what it was.
Hey…
I liked My Mother The Car so what do I know.
C’mon, Jerry Van Dyke was funny in Coach.
This caveman show looks like nothing more than a rip-off of the vastly superior It’s About Time, the theme song of which I’ll have stuck in my head for the next hour.
That’s strange. One more try.
So far, there seems to have been exactly one interesting thing about Big Hollywood, and that’s to see which Z-lister will be brought up next to claim that they don’t get their calls returned because they’re conservative. I’ll bet a Burger King coupon on Joe Isuzu.
Many of Jude’s songs have been used in shows such as The O.C., Alias, Dawson’s Creek, Crossing Jordan, and Felicity. AND Caveman?
Dude just made a great case for euthanasia by concerned citizens.
I don’t know which I love more: that it ran only 7 episodes (assuming it wasn’t pre-empted between October 2 and November 13), or that it was based on a TV commercial. That is just all kinds of epic fail.
When I brush up my resume I’m going to add “angelic”, it’s gritty and objective.
Interestingly enough, the only just-plain-Jude listed on the IMDb is this guy, who did art direction (and one appearance as an actor) in porn films.
Why am I not surprised…
“ABC’s critical smash.”
LOL! More proof that whenever the so-called conservatives open their mouth, you can take as gospel the OPPOSITE of whatever they state as fact.
…darn, lost my own bet.
I randomly searched for some Jude lyrics. Here is the first thing I saw from his song “I’m Sorry Now”.
I hate spaghetti
And I also hate divorce
You probably already know that by then of course
I like the earthquakes
I like it when the world shakes
I like the cracks it takes out of the walls
When two people
Lovers
Are acting like dolls in the arms of each other
That’s my alarm
John Lennon, he ain’t. And Jude, I am sorry now for reading them.
Not only is he no John Lennon, he is so craptacularly bad that he should be forced to change his nom de plume to something other than Jude so that nobody mistakes him for anything even tangentially related to John Lennon, the Beatles, or the song “Hey Jude”.
He likes earthquakes because of “the cracks [they take] out of the walls”? WTF does this even mean? How, exactly or even metaphorically, does one take cracks out of a wall?
…he should be forced to change his nom de plume to something other than Jude…
How about “Choad”?
There’s a soundtrack to JSL?
For some reason my Mom loved that book and would read it out loud to us all the time. I couldn’t stand it … umm, because being the intellectual giant I was then as a kid and now as an adult, it was Reggie Jackson’s favorite book. If Reggie Liked it I hated it.
Oh, and is there a more annoying and insensible set of commercials than the caveman set? What happened to the David-Beckham-sounding Gecko?
Discovering his existence just now is like discovering a parallel universe, one where feyly named folk singers are sensitive and misunderstood conservatives. It must be particularly annoying to live there.
21st century cavemen loved it.
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