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You’ve been there before. You’ve seen it happen.
One minute a bunch of guy (pals for life, best buds, bro’s, amigos) are sitting around watching the game pounding down some brews, comparing farts… and then she walks in.
And then it begins. Those eyes. Those legs. Them boobs. Minutes later, guys who have been slapping each other on the ass and calling each other names like Dukester, Stretch, and Dickface are at each other like a pack of rabid rottweilers in a one poodle town.
Call it an evolutionary imperative or just a guy who hasn’t gotten any since the days when a Members Only jacket could get you at least a handjob…. it can get pretty ugly.
Which brings us to the Wingnut Steelcage HuffyPuffy over The GILF Who Keeps On Giving:
Hating on Sarah Palin
According to the New Majority, a left wing website designed to cast itself as the new conservative voice, Sarah Palin’s wardrobe is stashed at the RNC in the basement in trash bags and was not given to charity.
The story cites “sources,” but does not mention that the author is probably the source, considering she worked at the RNC.
More so, the story is flat out not true according to multiple people at the RNC.
Who is behind this "left wing website" that is all hatin’ on the future Mrs. Erick Palin Strike Force Commander Alpha Hockey Honey Erickson?
I’m glad you asked.
That would be David Frum and Newt Gingrich and assorted other socialists, nihilists, fellow travelers, and other people of questionable loyalties. And it’s not like Erick, who bestowed upon Lady Princess Snowbilly Foxy Lady the gift of crockery, is going to take this kind of slander lying down.
Cry havoc and unleash the Strike Force of Slapfighters.
And the first rule of SlapFight: Not in the face. I have a sales meeting in the morning…
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I think I have a soft-on for Erick. He makes me smile and feel good and tingly all over.
You see here the first vague outlines of our next civil war. Be not afraid.
Popcorn, anyone?
Those liberal commies at NewMajority.com are stirring up trouble in the blog-o-sphere.
What’s up at Red State? Here’s what they think is “hot.”
Palin? McCain? Soooo last yr.
Is he going to add Frum to his Operation Leper list? What happened to that anyway? You don’t see anything about it on the front page of his blog.
Does RedState have to pay royalties to Michael Palin, Eric Idle, and the rest of the Pythons?
The Judean’s People’s Front. No, the People’s Front of Judea. No, Judean Popular People’s Front. No, . . .
Putting “New” in the name is a guarantee of massive success. Just ask the folks at the Coca Cola Company.
I’m guessing since Allahpundit of early adopter Malkin’s other site has joined the Palin haters Operation Leper has sort of slowed down a bit.
If she won’t go away, at least calling her Princess Snowbilly makes me feel a little better.
Hmm. Tax-year 2008 just ended, and these clothes haven’t been itemized and given to charity as promised.
I hope Sarah and Todd have a good tax lawyer, cuz that thar be taxable income. At least it would be for schmo’s like you and me.
“Left wing.”
Unreal.
Well, one things for sure. There will be no slow down or layoffs at the Silly Putty factory during this recession.
I may never stop laughing. This is hall of fame stuff.