So what’s next for Billy K–Wal-Mart Greeter?

Attaturk greeted me with this news this morning. What a beautiful day.

On the other hand, no more pie in the face Monday morning Tbogg posts.

Somehow, I think Billy the K will not go gentle into that good night. He shall wank, wank against the dying of the light.

He can be a stunt double for either Ron Popeil or Bob Woodward.

Next I believe is a monthly gig at the WaPo. So we may not get as many pie-in-the-face moments, but as always, it’s quality over quantity anyway.

The only good part of that column was the last line, been waiting for that for sometime now. Sadly it won’t be the last we hear of him I suspect. I see a new book in his future, repudiating the liberal NYT and how they tried to silence his one true voice of a conservative renaissance in America

“Conservatives have been right more often than not — and more often than liberals — about most of the important issues of the day…”

Holy moly. So it’s the Libs fault that the country is in the toilet?

Billy uses his last column to go with the BIG LIE. Might as well, what else has he got? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

The comments on his columns have been some of the best reads on Mondays. I am always drop-jawed at his poor writing skills and indifference to truth.

Heh. Kristol hoped he’d hang onto his gig as long as Safire hung onto his. (BTW, Safire got his NYT gig for much the same reason Kristol got his: It was a craven form of appeasement on the Sulzbergers’ part to the victorious Republicans, who had just trounced the Democrats at the ballot box.)

I’d like to see him do some work with Billy Mays.

Maybe a sitcom. Yep, Bill Kristol, Billy Mays and Vince from the Sham-Wow commercial.

Hey, guys. We probably shouldn’t be so hard on Billy K. It’s not as though he’s “intemperate” like that wanker Thomas Paine back in the day.

I can’t fully enjoy the news of Kristol leaving the NYT unless and until I get word that he will be hereafter banned from spouting his drivel on TV. If they’re fool enough to hire him at the Post I can avoid him by just not reading it. When they let him sit with the grown-ups on TV panels he emits a stench into my living room that can’t be eradicated without copious amounts of scotch.

On the other hand, no more pie in the face Monday morning Tbogg posts.

I wouldn’t worry. Kristol will still be collecting wingnut welfare and I’m sure he’ll show up regularly on Faux News and other outlets since Kristol can resist the limelight about as well as Amy Winehouse can resist Jack Daniels.

Evidently he’s coming here to the WaPo, Fred Hiatt being of the view that Broder, Will, Krauthammer, Cohen, Marcus, Gerson, Applebaum and frikkin Kathleen Parker (and that’s just the REGULARS) is an insufficient collection of mindless hacks for one op-ed page.

WHY isn’t Hiatt’s job a political appointment, again?

I think that like dog crap in the tread of your shoes, his stink will be around for a very long time.

Kristol’s column is titled, “Will Obama Save Liberalism?”

The irony is, if anything “saved” liberalism, the credit is really due to “conservatism” and the ideals Bill Kristol has been spewing for years.

Let’s be sure to give Bloody Bill his due. Thanks for all the new Democrats Bill. Be sure to keep spewing your filth, you increase the number of “liberals” in the world every time you share your horrifying worldview.

Oh, Bill, were you downsized or just let go for incompetence?

There’s apparently scuttlebutt about Megan McArdle as Kristol Meth’s replacement. I shit you not.

Conservatives have been right more often than not — and more often than liberals — about most of the important issues of the day

The overwhelming rightness of the right explains the low approval ratings of the ex-Parrot and the Republicans tanking in the last election.

The Right has never been more WRONG, but whatever floats his boat on the shitmoat, I guess.

Someone needs to wipe that smirk off his face. To whomever throws the next pie in Kristol’s face, forget the pie and just throw the tin. Stainless steel if you’ve got it.

Ooh! Can there also be a chimpanzee who longs to return to the jungle? And a hot neighbor next door who borrows laundry detergent in her bathrobe, and who keeps asking them for advice on her love life with, obviously, hilarious results?

Here is another in a series of Kristol art work tho the one up top is fantastic.