LOL

Even some journalists sympathetic to Kristol say his Times writing was often predictable and not his best work, and noted that he had to correct three factual errors.

Shit.

Kurtz: Kristol’s earlier punditry for The Post was also controversial. In July 2007, he wrote in the paper’s Outlook section that “George W. Bush’s presidency will probably be a successful one.” He also said the Iraq war could be won and that “military progress on the ground in Iraq in the past few months has been greater than even surge proponents like me expected.” My emphasis.

So, by “controversial” Kristol’s partner-in-stupid, Kurtz, would appear to mean “wrong.” Is it simply a rule of nature than Republican asshats and their fellow travellers are physically incapable of admitting that they’re wrong, that they made mistakes? I mean, what’s with all the Orwellian euphemisms for “epic fuck-up”? At this point, it really just underlines the embarrassment.

Just back from the wapoo……..everybody is *so* happy to welcome billy to the birdcage liner.

Kristol said then that his views had not changed and “it would really be pathetic to adjust one’s analysis based on public opinion.”

Or, you know, the facts. Stay gold, Ponyboy!

You can always rely on Mr. Tbogg to portray events in the most juvenile and vulgar terms possible.

And that’s why I visit every day!!

No self respecting bird would ever share its cage with the WaPoo.

No self respecting bird would ever share its cage with the WaPoo.

Kristol’s not just any bird. He’s a shitbird.

I know what you mean. My dick had a mind of its own and it had to go.

The WaPo is just a stop-off on the way to the WaTimes. Moon loves fact-free columns.

Bill Kristolnacht reminds me of Walter Peck:

Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it’s true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.

You know, I once lined my cat’s litter box with the WaPo, and she refused to shit anymore. She would just sit next to the box and say to me, “Why? It would be redundant.”

Ah, le mot juste! Bravo!

According to Howie, it is biased to point out when someone is factually wrong.

Awww. Everybody’s bein’ too tough on lil’ Bill. He told Howie ‘it’s hard work’ columnizing is and he had ‘other things to do’.

Awww. Poor lil’ Bill. Just like poor lil’ Bush. That hard work was like kryptonite to Superman.

Or salt to a garden slug, which fits much better.

I thought I was the only kid who grew up in a family that used the term shitbird. Nice to know I’m not.

Seems they can’t help being pathological liars.

“Shitbird” makes me think of Laheyisms from the Trailer Park Boys. So many could apply to Kristol. Like these

A shit leopard can’t change its spots.”
“Birds of a shitfeather flock together, Randy.”
“Your shit-goose is cooked, Ricky.”
“Shit-apples never fall far from the shit-tree.”

Possibly worth noting that Kurtz refers to “dingleberries” as “rump raisins.”

I thought I was the only kid who grew up in a family that used the term shitbird. Nice to know I’m not.

It’s time honored Navy terminology.

Well Bill will be closer to his favorite Returds.

Gee all that sounds about right! Kristol is a POS and he knows it.
Digg is now open Pups!

Given Pinch and Keller, would anyone really be surprised if the NYT had begged Kristol to stay? Surely, they knew what they were getting when they hired Bloody Billy. It’s not like he had this great track record and then all of a sudden in 2008 he went all to hell. Was there anyone on the left who was surprised by Kristol’s performance (Well, OK, maybe Harry Reid — who hardly qualifies as being on the “left” — but then Harry always seems to get caught with his pants down.)

FYI big protest tomorrow at the capital tomorrow over the education proposed cuts, ASU students are planning a big presence and getting class credit for it too. There was over a 1000 at the protest Sunday.

I grew up in a Navy family – explains a lot now.

Dugg

Kristol Severs Ties With the N.Y. Times

Exactly parallel headline:

Penis Parts Ways With John Wayne Bobbit

…to continue the story in this (cavernosal) vein:

“After terminating Kristol, Editor Andrew Rosenthal left the Times, with the severed Kristol. After driving a short while, he rolled down the car window and threw Kristol into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, he stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search, Kristol was located, packed in ice, and brought to the Washington Post Editorial Board where Fred Hiatt was located. Kristol was re-attached to the Post’s Op-Ed page during a nine and a half minute operation.”

couldn’t not drop in to say

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NYT leaves Kristol to spend time with family.