On behalf of all of us here at Tbogg Enterprises LLC, we want to thank you (and Shakira’s ass) for our fourth place finish at the Weblogs Awards. As you know it’s just an honor to be nominated and there are no losers except for those who came in fifth through tenth.

I can’t speak for New Yorkers, but…..Despite a season of barbs aimed at the coastal elites, Palin seemed to offer an olive branch to the Big Apple: “I would think we all tear up during the national anthem at the beginning of a baseball game, don’t we? That’s an alikeness between Alaskans and New Yorkers,” she said.In my heart of hearts, I just know that when she uses the phrase “That’s

Barring an epic collapse of Shanahan-ian proportions it looks like we will beat Chris Muir.

Shorter Gary DeMar….

In a desperate attempt to change the course of a war gone horribly awfully really not very good, a crack team of Middle Eastern terrorists attempt to assassinate the one man who stands between them and their dream of a Palestinian homeland…

Shorter Bill Kristol:

Thank you manwhocreatedmoseswine

Andrew Breitbart celebrates the launch of his Big Hollywood blog by giving himself a congratulatory blow job…

It’s supposed to be about 80 here today so there are probably better things for me to do outside instead of sitting in the house monitoring the Weblog awards.

Michelle Obama’s mother is temporarily moving into the White House to help smooth the transition for the Obama girls.