“As point man and chief organizer for the Chicago Tea Party, I must admit, I didn’t really know what to expect when I woke up this morning. I knew we had about 300 RSVPs on Facebook, but there really was no way to get an accurate reading of what to expect as far as turnout….”

Oh gawd. As if the week hasn’t been long enough. Let’s see what Andy Breitbart’s Clown Car of Conservatism is belching out now.

I kind of avoided talking about the CPAC conference because the racism and empty terrorist threats are getting plenty of exposure elsewhere.

With a bunch of Young Republicans with time on their hands and no marketable skills hanging out in bars and running through their trust funds Jägerbomb by Jägerbomb…

Aimless doofus with few prospects living a desultory and thankfully unexamined life stumbles into the limelight, hooks up with idol only to discover said idol has feet of clay, doesn’t like what he sees, and then watches it all fall apart.

I’m always pleased to get a picture of the boys doing something other than stretching out on the bed or the couch. They actually do more than that, like eating and pooping and then eating some more so they can keep up that circle of life pooping thing.

We’re giving Scott Stapp the week off and applying teh sux to it’s current heir and wearer of the crap crown.

For some reason (and I don’t know what my motivation was) I jumped onto the Cato Institutes live-blogging of Our Great and Glorious Socialist Leader’s Edict To The Masses.

Actual ad running running on various wingnut sites and paid for by PJTV

Stolen form the Great Blue Semi-Satan….