Pity the young Republican Congressional aide.
You went to the right schools, you used your family connections, you made all of the right contacts, you work long hours while putting yourself through law school, and you allow yourself to be passed around like a prison bitch at Heritage Foundation events…and then you have to put up with this:
When GOP congressional aides gather Tuesday morning for a meeting of the Conservative Working Group, Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher – more commonly known as Joe the Plumber — will be their featured guest. This group is an organization of conservative Capitol Hill staffers who meet regularly to chart GOP strategy for the week.
Wurzelbacher, who became a household name during the presidential election, will be focusing his talk on the proposed stimulus package. He’s apparently not a fan of the economic rescue package, according to members of the group.
If nothing else, GOP aides are using the appearance to get staffers to attend the 9 a.m meeting.
“In case you weren’t planning to attend CWG tomorrow morning, you might want to reconsider because Joe the Plumber will be joining us!” Kimberly Wallner, an aide to South Carolina Sen. Jim DeMint, wrote in a message to her e-mail list this afternoon.
Kimberly Wallner is that person in the classroom who always reminded the teacher that there was supposed to be a test when it was obvious the teacher had forgotten.
If Joe doesn’t bite the head off of a chicken or teach them to make armpit farts to make the morning worthwhile, the rest of the aides are going to trap Kimberly in the bathroom later on and beat the shit out of her.




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Do the Republicans just enjoy being the minority party? This is just comical.
Every time I think conservatives have hit rock bottom – that they can’t possibly get any more ridiculous – one of them screams “I’ll show you!”, crams a banana in his ear and points a bazooka at his feet.
If Joe the Plumber is not taking advantage of his few minutes of fame to get laid a lot, he is missing a once in a lifetime opportunity.
What does a Republican girl sound like when she has an orgasm?
Anyone?
I wonder if the Conservative Working Group will have one of these on the wall when Not Joe shows up to rally the troops/
The same as a Democratic one, only the GOoPer gal asks if you can validate her parking.
There be hard times… cough.
Oh man, there are sooooooo many Kimberlys, all being mentored by elder Kimberlys.
Jim Demint is not the most stupid person in his office. I didn’t think it was possible.
Hey, folks, Joe is an expert on job creation. Look at this guy! He went from unlicensed plumber’s assistant to all-knowing economic guru, Middle East policy genius, hawker of digital TV converters, and published “author,” all since last October. Is there nothing the man can’t do?
Has he paid his back taxes yet?
I believe this is still the definitive text on sex with republican women:
http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/
And I understand he has a killer PowerPoint presentation. And he might wear a suit.
Hey, T, you seem to think some of the wingnut enablers that work for wingnut Congresscritters might disdain good ole’ Joe like most normal people do. But I would bet they’re hardly able to control their enthusiasm because they’re not normal; they’re right wing morons who think he’s got that special something they see when William Kristol or one of the Kagans enters the room.
They know nothing and learn nothing, and they get what they deserve, which for not enough of them these days is unemployment.
HEY JOE!
Since you are clearly an empty vessel in need of facts, it’s time to turn once again to the old standby, the Plumbers Helper.
Sincerely, Plunger
I think that question should be rephrased to read ‘What does the top-lined gay porn star sound like when Sammy Joe goes down on him midway through ‘Basic Plumbing 5?’
Maybe this is the venue in which he will unveil his first gay porn video.
Because that what his ‘career’ trajectory indicates is next…
He should at least be able to afford a new t-shirt, if any of this so far has been a paid gig, that is.
For a real barn burner, they should get Jeff Guckert to join him. Nothing like a couple of skin heads making a gopbabe all fuzzy inside.
a Nazgul
Damn, how’d I miss that epic piece of prose before? Thank you for the link — what a phenomenal way to kick off an otherwise dreary Tuesday in February. As soon as I’ve bleached my mind and purged the image of a naked Coulter from my inner eye, I’ll be all set to bang my head against the wall for a bit…
Actually, Joe the Plumber is a perfect fit for the Rush Limbaugh Party–remember, these are the same folks who dropped everything to “save” Terry Schaivo, who are pushing Palin for president, and who believe that simply voting for more tax cuts and “No” on everything else (except military spending of course) will hoist us out of the ditch we’re in.
you work long hours while putting yourself through law school
Uhhhh……I don’t think so, tbogg. Mommy & Daddy paid for law school, if you’re a budding little repug.
As for Joe the Plumber, I wouldn’t go out on my front porch to see him. How can this guy still be on wingnut welfare?
Next week? Gallagher. Wear your best suit.
Conservative Working Group Breakfast
Schedule of Events
8:00 AM Dereck the Abstinece Clown
“Don’t Put Your Honk Honk in Her Hoo Hoo”
8:45 AM John Thain
“How to Stretch Your Last 25 Mill in Tough Times”
9:00 AM Joe the Plumber
Speaking of which, have the GOP considered the tempting and tantalizing option of running Terry Schiavo as VP, with Joe on the top of the ticket in 2012? Sort of a “Dumb & Deader” ticket, if you will. It would no doubt play well with the base.
What, is all the action over in the Mideast? I thought Joe had adopted a journalistic career to show the MSM how it should be done?
I’m beginning to think this guy is just a dilletante. Maybe the next step will be doing paintings for Republican fundraisers.
I have a former student who’s a GOP hill staffer (it was his party that Vito Fossela got nailed for his DUI). He’s a reasonably bright kid, and a more or less thoughtful conservative. When he speaks about politics today, his heart’s just not in it when he dutifully mouths his talking points. At the end of his recitation he kind of shrugs, the way you did when you were 16 and had to pretend that you cared whether the person wanted to supersize their fries. It’s a sad and listless performance.
Which brings us back to GOP women and sex.
Who is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who works for him?
I know Jebus said “suffer the children to come unto me”, but this is ridiculous.
Upon reflection, I have to add:
If there’s an afterlife, is H.L. Mencken sitting there, thinking “Just once, I’d like to be proven wrong”?
What does a Republican girl sound like when she has an orgasm?
That’s easy. Just find a Republican woman and talk about shutting off welfare benefits to minorities.
That, or punch a crippled kid in the face.
Hey, “Joe the Author”, at #302,795 in Books at Amazon. I was thinking that his co-writer, the actual author, better have gotten his cash up front. However, that co-author, Thomas Tabback, appears to actually be the publisher, as the only other book published by Pearlgate is Tabback’s 2008 novel. So – essentially self-published?
Oh, and if their going to start digging up dead folks, St. Ronnie haas to top the list.
RR’s ideas would be only marginally worse now than when he was alive.
the rest of the aides are going to trap Kimberly in the bathroom later on and beat the shit out of her.
Actually, the meeting is being held in the bathroom — “new career opportunities” tops the agenda.
Joe is gonna bring his snake for the demo.
Apropos of nothing in this post, we thought you might enjoy this Canadian commercial that aired over their network during out Superbowl. They have Bassets and greyhounds. Sort of like Angelina Jolie and…um…Ben Stein.
Kidding. We love Bassets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLzs6UA5ppA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…..re=related
A meeting with Joe is good thing?
WTF?
What’s second prize, two meetings with Joe?
What does a Republican woman sound like at orgasm? I remember Woody Allen’s stand-up comment when he heard his ex-wife had been “violated” in Manhattan: “It probably wasn’t a moving violation.”
And the noise? “Meh…”
Smart girl! Bet you guessed right!
…this is only for the kids who have detention, right?
Are you kidding? These are his ideas.
Actually, it’s kind of fitting that these young’ns should idolize him. Republican Joe holds, nominally, one of those jobs that other Republicans can’t outsource.
And philintn, your Joe-and-Jeffy flick? Okay, I can do without the “Shaved Head Boys in Lust” imagery right now…
ohhhhh ..even joe-the-plumber [he’s the man dey adore] ..he had the noive to tell ‘em he’s been married B4 .. ohhhh everyone gnoes he’s just second-hand-joe … from second avenooooooo….
Is there no subject this man is not an expert in? Joe the Plumber and Brusk Rimbaugh. LOL.
Enjoy.