Shorter Victor Davis We’re All Gonna Fucking Die Hanson:
That nubian blackamoor Barack Obama has destroyed Western Civilization as I used to teach it. Look upon his two weeks and despair.
Oh Bama, can this really be the end? |
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| By: TBogg Wednesday February 4, 2009 10:31 pm | |
Shorter Victor Davis We’re All Gonna Fucking Die Hanson:
That nubian blackamoor Barack Obama has destroyed Western Civilization as I used to teach it. Look upon his two weeks and despair.
I have been a happy lurker here, pretty much from the start. Over the years, I have rarely clicked the links to the wingnut sites because; a) the quotes are usually adequate to get a sense of the nuttiness; b) I don’t really want to enhance their hit counts, and; c) If I where to suddenly roll over with a heart attack, I wouldn’t want that to be the last thing on my computer screen.
In this case though, the “shorter” seemed too hyperbolic to accept, so I clicked.
It will be a very long time before I do that again. Now, excuse me while I go bleach my brain.
BruceFromOC
I too was surprised to discover TBogg was not exaggerating these people much, if at all. He sort of distills their essence.
Pfewww. That is a word picture I wish I hadn’t thought of.
Don’t you people remember anything? By two weeks in, George W. had already saved thousands of snowflake babies, told Laura to get a new ugly rug for the Oval Office, and planned the Iraq invasion. How can that shiftless black guy ever measure up?
Yeah, who does those guys go? Is they any worse than Geithner? They is all crooks, every one of them.
(Victor Marcus Fabius Quintilianus Davis is more careful about subject-verb agreement in the classical languages.)
Yes, Obama is ruining Western Civilization. You know all those grade-A morons that crapped up the place, the ones that we thought we threw out in November? Obama insists on letting them back in!
Bah hahahahahaha! Hysterical, Tbogg. Who knew after 8 years of hell under the Bush Regime, it would be President Obama who would destroy civilization in two short weeks! *shaking head*
C’mon, give the man credit where credit is due: he counted all the way to six without getting a single number wrong. That’s like acing the wingnut SATs.
Must be time to start impeachments hearings.
Where’s the pic from? I immediately thought of a grown-up Huey from The Boondocks…
Nothing at NRO surprises me anymore. It is the seat of Sophistry, of Cliff Clavinism; but two weeks? The bloody mess their uber-jagoffs left hasn’t even clotted.
Well, if he is referring to the conservative movement, we can all hope he is correct. VSOP Hanson, 90 proof as usual, once again demonstrates that it is possible to get a Ph.D. at some institutions without benefit of a functioning brain. No wonder we get no respect.
Meanwhile, for anyone working on heat-seeking pie technology, a prime target has resurfaced…
(Filing Kristol under “postpartisan” is like filing Bret Easton Ellis under “great literature”…)
OMG — was he caught giving somebody a blow job? We won’t need to impeach him, Michelle will kill him. (That’s the only impeachable offence, isn’t it?)
When will you fuckheads FINALLY listen and hand the whole damn thing over to white guys (mainly; we may let Paglia in) and let Those Versed in Greekness run things?
I think that the fact he’s still breathing is pretty much proof positive he didn’t get any extracurricular action. Just as it is proof positive that he has never, for instance, called his wife a “trollop” and “c–t” in public or asked her to “bite the weenie” as a Miss Buffalo Chip contestant.
Make fun of Hanson at your own peril–he’s always been right about Obama before.
Oh, come on. Your age is showing here.
I’m about as anime/manga unaware as anybody, and even I know that’s Afro Samurai.
To add to the coolness factor, the two main characters are voiced for the English version by Samuel L. Jackson.
“…with no Dick Morris to bail him out.”
Please, no more. Have mercy.
To be stuck inside of DC with the wingnut blues again.
GREAT title, sir.
I offered to replace VD on one of the Commissions he taints, but haven’t heard anything.
He’s a really dreadful person.
Quote of the day from John Cole sums it up best.
I really don’t understand how bipartisanship is ever going to work when one of the parties is insane.
Where are Teh Boyz?
Thank you for just providing me with my new favorite tag line!