Is brain cancer contagious? Because I think I just caught it from BigHo.

Fern bar? Did someone mention a Fern bar?

GODALLFUCKINGMIGHTYCHRISTONACRUTCHJESUSKILLMENOW,how can you POSSIBLY read all this dreck and create your pithy deconstructionist bon mots without drinking heavily? Is there some other chemical enabler of which you partake that allows you to do so?

I promised myself that, tonight, I would read each link to the end to appreciate your yeoman’s efforts. My fail. The Andrew Leigh and Tim Slagle (I read your link to him last week) pieces proved beyond my ability to absorb. I can only step aside and commend your seemingly supernatural ability to process the icky, drippy, sticky residue of such monumental pieces of shit.

Wow, what a line-up! It’s like a young ‘n hip Renew America! A bunch of swingin’ dudes and dudettes and… oh wait, the only women are the ones who show up as either lib-bitch or hot con-chick fantasies in the “columns” by these studly, sassy, flamboyantly-homophobic guys.

i love this, but mr. bogg, i must confess with a heavy heart that i must answer the siren’s call and join her in condemning your condemning of tcm. like she says, “if John wants to tell his readers to watch “Paths of Glory,” let him.”

:^)

Virgin B: To paraphrase Shaw, Garofalo’s preaching is like a dog walking on its hind legs; it is not done well, but you are surprised to find it done at all.

Without knowing or caring what the fuck Jeannine Garoflo is doing on 24, I wonder if Shapiro knows or cares how many things are wrong and stupid about that “paraphrase”.

First, it was Johnson — as quoted by Boswell.

Second, it’s insanely offensive: ““Sir, a woman’s preaching is like a dog’s walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all.”

Third, if he thought it was Shaw, it’s rather rich that he needed to quote a fabian socialist in order to try and slag some bitch.

Fourth, as Shaw said, “What a Fucking Douchebag.”

well to be really honest, i want to know why liberal blogtopia and yes, i coined that word, is obsessing w/this stupid web site.

who cares what these nuts say? seriously? does anybody even take them seriously? it’s not like they’re malkin or glen beck or someone that actually has a modicum of influence.

really, sometimes i feel like switching political allegences just so i’d get more attention from tbogg and sadly, no!

I too tried to read the links in order to appreciate the T-Boggian paraphrases. I couldn’t even get half-way through a single one! Not because of some conflict with their conservative ideology, but because they were horribly written and horribly boring.

But, its also just so damn predictable. Basically, all the stories go like this:

I am really horrible at what I do, but I can’t accept that, so I just assume all the critics are liberal and hate my work because I am a conservative.

Thats it! Day in and day out. Dozens and dozens of posts which can all basically be summed up by that one run-on sentence.

To quote Oscar Wilde, Virgin Ben Shapiro is a fucking tool.

From Ernie Mannix:

The rapper horror, the boos, the nasty silent welcome of a President that kept us safe since 9/11 – sadly, we have come to expect this kind of incivility from too many members of the no-shame, no-apology, no-manners bunch.

Seems the talking point is to remember Bush only as “The Guy Who Didn’t Let Anything Else Blow Up After 9/11,” ignoring the anthrax, etc., or any of his other accomplishments.

Rapper horror?

Nasty silent welcome?

Oh, what’s Breitblart up to now?

how many fucking stories about how great nora desmond was can these jerk-offs write?

tbogg, he supernatural with immunity to the wingnuttia.

i don’t want to go there.

nooooo, skippy, don’t

To me, what really sets this site apart from other crazy wingnut fare is, for the life of me, I can’t figure out the point of 90% of the stories. Malkin, Beck, etc, at least have an insane focus on some made up issue. These are like diary entries from some 13 year old social outcast. For instance, the Jeffrey Jena diatribe on Kennedy. The entire blurb basically says, yes, she’s rich. The money quote comes at the end.

I’m sure Caroline Bouvier Kennedy Schlossberg believes someone owes her a serious apology. She may be right but that line starts right behind Sarah Palin.

Soooo, the point of this story is, Jena is sure Kennedy believes she is owed an apology, though she hasn’t asked for one, but if she did whine about it (which he is sure she wants to) then get in line behind Palin who has actually been whining incessently.

I think I need an extra cup of scotch on my Kix this morning.

This was a great comment from the Jon David thread:

My first serious girlfriend was flamingly liberal, and its just been down hill since then. When you deal with a woman that is… psychotic, it kind of makes you unwilling to date at all, especially since it makes it easier to see those traits or similar traits in others. I have since developed healthy friendship with the crazy liberal I used to date, but I no longer date.

Shorter “I dated a liberal” stories:
If it weren’t for that virulent left-wing ideology of looks, hygiene, sense of humor, and social skills, I would be getting SO MUCH pussy.

Because it’s fun.

Skippy @7:

The reason Big Hollywood must be mocked to within an inch of its life is because, if we allow its idiocy to go unchallenged, people like Michael Medved might start quoting the site approvingly on radio, then his peeps in the TV biz, like Fox, will follow suit, and the next thing we know Entertainment Weekly will be citing its wisdom in stories. Shortly thereafter, a remake of “Red Dawn” starring Bruce Willis, Ron Silver and Victoria Jackson becomes a summer tentpole flick helmed by Spielberg. At which point those of us with two brain cells left to rub together will be trying to figure out how this great big bucket of fail suddenly became a repository of wisdom regarding the entertainment industry. First they came for Michael Moore, and no one spoke up because Netflix still had all the DVDs…..

Shorter Ernie Mannix: “We’re civilised, not like those lefties with their Bush-hating and their name-calling.”

Then all his commenters chime in with the Obama-hating and the name-calling.

I’m guessing that Gary Graham came up with that knee-slapper while he was sitting at a very small folding table in a Star Trek convention in Schenectady, waiting for someone to come up for an autograph and adding “Was also in Alien Nation” to his nametag.