Yes, Powerful Black Conservative. Faster than a follow-up question. More powerful than Chip Saltsman. Able to leap tall conclusions in a single bound. And, disguised as Michael Steele, mild-mannered Republican National Committee chairman, he fights a never-ending battle for tax cuts, deregulation, and the Republican Way.

His only known weakness is kryptoniteOreo cookies, real or mythical. Nothing’s gonna stop brother now!!!

Condoms, the truth, and the word & spirit of the Constitution

“What are three things that terrify Conservatives?”

Alex, I would have to say:
-Who is Obama behind the mask?
-What I wish women would call me?
-A black man? Here? Has someone called security?

“What’s a ho(e)?”

Black conservatives over the last fifteen years have typically been about as powerful as representative Philadelphia Eagles wide receivers over the same period of time.

R’lyeh, O’Reilly, Oreo?

I want to be a fly on the wall during Steele’s fund raising tour of southern country clubs. He is the weakest power broker in the history of gooper politics, although having multiple ongoing investigations for corruption will help.

Hello? Aren’t most of the current functionaries at Justice still left over from the Bush administration? Haven’t their ranks been purged by same?

I, too, look forward to the investigation and firing of the people responsible.

As Marylander, I can confirm that Steele is an empty suit. Powerful? Terrifying? Please.

I’ll take The Rapists for $200, Alex.

This prizefighter and convicted rapist endorsed Michael Steele in his unsuccessful run for U.S. Senate.

Who is Mike Tyson?

That is correct.

The Rapists for $1000, Alex.

Who is…

Who is Ronald Reagan?

That is correct.

Bat Boy?

For $500:

What are the odds that Michael Steele would be the head of the RNC without Obama winning the Presidency?

0%
0%
0%

Final Jeopardy: What are Republicans calling Michael Steele behind his back?

1) Ni**er
2) Tool
3) Funnier than shit
4) A man we would have over for dinner any night of the week because we respect his intellect

what are

1 anti choice lesbians
2. military intelligence…..(and don’t tell me military intelligence is not mythological)
3. narcs

Youse guys are being completely unreasonable and hysterical! Don’t your remember how powerful and unundermined J.C. Watts was when he rose to the House figurehead position? He was so honored and respected as he wielded power and drove the Republican agenda that he held on for decades…or not.

Oh, hey, look what he’s doing now, according to Wikipedia:

In 2004, he became a spokesman for National Grants Conferences, a group that offers through infomercials access to millions of dollars in government subsidies.

Mmm, pork!