I think I liked Mannix better as a private eye. And Gail Fisher was teh hot.

Crowder:

Most Christians tend to value the lives of the unborn, fight to preserve the “sanctity of marriage” and believe in personal freedom/limited government.

Looks like Mr. I Heart Chicken Wings & Fisticuffs has taken too many blows to the head.

Maybe getting into fist fights is his way of processing that dimly felt cognitive dissonance.

Crowder:

Most Christians tend to value the lives of the unborn, fight to preserve the “sanctity of marriage” and believe in personal freedom/limited government not be able to keep their noses out of other people’s business.

Fixed.

Yeah, that personal freedom stuff doesn’t count when it’s a pregnant woman or a gay person trying to act on it.

For romantic movies, I recommend anything with Cary Grant. Or A Fish Called Wanda, where Cary Grant is played by John Cleese.

I get paid to write brief posts that are actually advertisements for my book. Pretty sweet, huh?

Aw, c’mon, you don’t really think any of these goons get paid do you? Aren’t they all just Big Ho Andy’s pals & drinking buddies?

Likewise for comedies, anything with John Cleese.

Crowder’s really challenging Former V Ben for both the wingnut wunderkind and bitter asshole categories. I guess misanthropy is the new black for the junior division. After all, they have to grow up in a world where most people like Obama the Marxist Islamofascist.

Sophronia makes an important point–the comments thread under Crowder’s piece in which he accuses Obama of not being a Christian because he “called other christians out” in the comment about “guns and religion” is fascinating. About half or more of the commenters then go on to show off their christian chops by complaining of the two out of three committed christians, even family members, in their own lives who happilly voted for Obama! Incredible. And they still consider themselves good christians, btw, having broken what apparently is Crowder’s eleventh commandment which is that thou shalt not ever speak critically of another christian’s christianity unless they are leftists obama worshipping baby killers.

The take home lesson, aside from “check your vomit bag at the start of the thread” is that a lot of christian right wingers are gobsmacked to find out that christianity doesn’t mean right winger and that they are being challenged within their own communities and families to figure out what christianity can mean if it doesn’t mean “angry white right wing dude.”

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Or A Fish Called Wanda, where Cary Grant is played by John Cleese.

Having trouble imagining Cary Grant doing Aplomb in Underpants.

Lopez writing for big hollywood is hilarious.