Being that it’s all Presidents Day and shit, I would normally have a very serious, thoughtful, argument discussion about Presidents that has never been made in such detail or with such care , but mrs tbogg and I are having a day off together as we celebrate the conclusion of Romance Weekend which includes Valentines Day and Feb 15th, the anniversary of our first date twenty-seven years ago. As I recall we saw Ragtime and later there were shenanigans, quite possibly caused by the sight of Elizabeth McGovern’s boobies.
Unfortunately our plan to spend the day at the zoo was washed out by the big-ass storm that hit San Diego (and nobody likes the smell of a wet monkey, and you can take that to the bank), so we’re off to late lunch and then a movie. Because of the dogs we don’t go to too many movies since we work so many hours and we’re not at home with them as much as they would like, the needy little bastards. We figure this afternoon is a good time since they’ll be curled up on the bed because of the rain and general all-around gloom. That and a few leftover muscle relaxers belonging to Satchmo that I scattered on the floor.
I’ll be back later unless there are some more post-movie shenanigans, in which case you’re on your own.
In the meantime, enjoy making the cat talk dirty because, well, you know that’s what you’re going to do.




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The misses and I might take exeption to that monkey remark.
So what did you go see, Tbogg?
After clicking the link, I tried to get the cat to say “Michelle Malkin eats paste”, but the cat didn’t know how to say Malkin, or, simply refused. Smart pussy.
Oddly enough, Wet Monkey by Ralph Lauren is one of today’s most popular fragrances for wingnuts.
That cat will say “hell” but that’s about it.
Stupid cat.
Ur not stroking it rite.
You just killed romance for me. I thought it never rained in Southern California…
“damn cocksucker mother humping ass biting turd licker” seems to work, though.
I’m going to send this to my flaming conservative leiutenant!
This also works.
“Why does joe nuh goldberg rub me between his thighs? Now I have cheetos in my fur.”
God bless you both, and here’s hoping for a LOT of post-movie shenanigans!
I suspect a thorough combing would reveal more serious and unhealthful consequences.
and you can take that to the bank
you certainly can because as everybody knows now, if they didn’t before, your average bank smells like the inside of a monkey’s ass.
could anyone else get the cat to say anything? I pressed preview and nothing happened.
I might be offended if I wasn’t so intriqued. You seem to possess information not often or easily acquired.
So the handcuffs are finally gonna get a workout?
Good man.
M, you need to brush up on your knowledge of the finance industry.
From the bottom up?
Mr. and Mrs. Bogg, I think you will like theeees.
Lesley, worked for me. Digital sounding though.
That one is particularly hilarious with the ‘nigel’ voice.