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I specifically avoided Andy Breitbart’s Sandbox of Stoopid, but now it’s Friday and that means that it’s time to muck out the stalls again. Gee, I hope I didn’t miss a post on the Ten Most Conservative Infomericials.
Mr. Wrestling IV:
If thy friends offend thee, fuck them up.
People who don’t exist are asking me to write more because it pisses off people who don’t know that I even exist and couldn’t pick me out in a one person line-up. So by popular demand…
We will claim every film to be conservative .We can’t be reasoned with. We don’t feel embarrassment, understand logic, or fear being mocked. And we absolutely will not stop, ever, until all your film are belong to us.
Octomom Nadya Suleman should totally be the spokesperson for the pro-life movement. Right? Anyone? Where’d everyone go?
If I avoid heated conversations about race it’s not because I’m a coward. I’m just…discerning.
Nobody is making fun of my music even though it makes Hootie and the Blowfish sound like Black Flag, so I must be doing something right.
None of the successful late night comedians are making jokes about Obama. What’s up with that?
Despite the graphic, this is just another un-hot post about women behind bars so you can just put your penis away, okay?
Everything I know about history, like the fact that the Nazis’ were socialists, I learned from Jonah Goldberg’s book.
As an admitted connoisseur of the Deuce Bigelow movies I hate to admit that I have never seen The Battle of Algiers so I should probably watch it so I can call dibs on it for conservatives.
My commenters and I will now commence a very awkward discussion of the merits of the film Milk while making it abundantly clear that none of us are homos.
Women shouldn’t possess the right to do legally what I did illegally.
It is a little know fact that African-Americans introduced hip-hop, the slam dunk, and domestic violence to America
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SpartacusShlomo Rabinowitz!
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Well, i had to check out anyone who’d call hisse’f “Mr. Wrestling IV,” & wasn’t disappointed.
Oddly enough, the non sequitur he refers to is not his own (”spread the wealth around” is some sort of Marxism?) but the person at whom he was blathering.
You forgot my favorite post, from Captain H.M. “Howling Mad” Murdock:
I will never understand the argument that climate change is some major scam. Surely there are better ways, like Ponzi schemes.
Thanks again for linking to the content of BigHo. In All my future deliberations, perambulations, and cogitations, BigHo will be my yardstick when I ponder the question: ” Is it dumb or is it CRAPTASTIC? Would this merit inclusion in Breitbart’s shopping cart of stoopid?”
I am increasingly worried about Willingham taking over the JSA from Geoff Johns. I forsee an increased role for Hawkman.
What a wonderful symphony Endre Balogh (if that is your real name) has created for us! In just a few short paragraphs he has woven at least six repub talking points, all without a single piece of supporting evidence, into a Wingnut opus on par with other great musical creations of our time, like “Achy Breaky Heart” and “She Bangs” (William Hung version). Bravo, sir!
One question though, Mr. Balogh. I’m trying to follow your ingenious logic, but a mere mortal like myself is getting dizzy. Since the former communist East Germany was actually called the German Democratic Republic, did that make them the true democracy in eastern Europe? Feel free to expand on this in your encore, which I eagerly await.
Also, I hope you are not offended, but I just threw up, and it sounded very similar to the pronunciation of your last name.
there are three, maybe four words here I think should have looked up first.
I will spot him a point or two for downright poetical use of “digress”
There is some pretty wild imagineering going on in Noltes column. I recall Gilliam tipping his hat to the rigid Thatcher/Reagan regimes as inspiration for Brazil. It makes sense that peabrain Pantload would rec that, it fits with his LF delusions.
This site(BH) is like an online Readers Digest of stoopid.