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Oh gawd. As if the week hasn’t been long enough. Let’s see what Andy Breitbart’s Clown Car of Conservatism is belching out now.
Guys who want to be Brody Jenner’s wingman just to get a shot at his castoffs are like totally gay
Life is a movie that God directs but none of the actors thank him so it might as well be a fucking Allan Smithee film.
I will cite Gary Cole’s Mike Brady when discussing homosexuality because mentioning Robert Reed kind of undercuts my argument.
Barack Obama has brought the apocalypse upon us in a mere thirty days making me long for the minor missteps of the Bush era.
When you start with the mistaken premise that conservatives were once cool, you’re pretty much already neck-deep in the stupid
George Clooney is personally responsible for Darfur and I know because I’ve been there.
Gays should just marry someone of the opposite gender and then close their eyes, grit their teeth and try not to throw up when having sex. That’s how my ex-wife used to roll.
Anti-Bush bumper stickers almost harshed my cemetery commercial.
I am blissfully unaware of the fact that nobody actually reads anything puporting to be a "manifesto". More to come!
I’m an unemployed screenwriter who can’t get a job in Hollywood because I’m a conserva- What? Somebody already wrote a post like this? Everybody wrote a post like this? Fuck…… I got nothing.
I have an inordinate amount of pride in the fact that I possess more indie music street cred than People Magazine or Entertainment Weekly. Cutting edge, bitchez!
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I wait with anticipation but no real surprise for BigHo to supplant Craigslist as the primo m4m sight for the chronicly unemployable males in Hollyyaddayadda…
The Mike Baron one is funniest, because he approvingly cites
powerpop to show off his hipness. I wonder if he checked out their blogroll?
The rhetoric is getting a bit threadbare. Must be the fact that there is nothing new under the wingnut sun.
People do yourselves a favor and always read the accompanying bios, often more fun than the posting.
So true jaf48. Take the actress Cherly Felicia Rhodes (whoever the fuck that is). Her diatribe today, from what I can gather from her meandering mess, is that she’s pissed that she actually has to rely on the four unions she’s a member of (in bio) to get paying voice over work at places with anti-Bush bumper stickers, to subsidize her the true work mentioned in her bio, which consists basically of conservative one woman plays (ie. she doesn’t make squat from). Oh yeah, conservatives can’t get jobs in this enviroment and their agents won’t work with them, even though she get’s the job and her agent still works with her. These people are about as self aware as beach balls.
Color me naïve, but I first thought TBogg’s “shorters” versions were high snark. Then I clicked on a few and found out just how truly pathetic and whiny the original postings really were. Wow.
The comments on the “Are Conservatives Cool Again?” one have to win the prize for the saddest thing on the internet, ever.
“GET REAL!!! Of course conservatives are kool and liberals are definitely not. Look at the hypocrite intolerant libs, they are a bunch of spineless dorks who probably all had their lunch money stolen at 2nd grade recess. Libs gaining power has pretty much been the revenge of the nerds or something. Bunch of wussy pansies and wussy pansies are NOT kool.”
Indeed.
Oh, jeez. Mike Baron joins the ranks of former comics greats who are yelling at those damn kids to get off his lawn:
Oh, snap. That’s telling those snotnose punks who won’t give props to Gerry and the Pacemakers, Mike! How dare they not like their parents’ music! Yours was the last generation that was allowed to do that!