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I kind of avoided talking about the CPAC conference because the racism and empty terrorist threats are getting plenty of exposure elsewhere. Since most of the rhetoric has been couched in schoolyard taunting ("Wouldn’t it be cool in a giant meteor killed all the liberals and then the cheerleaders only had us to touch their boobies?" followed by loud clapping or something that sounds like clapping) it was inevitable that the conference would eventually go Full Metal NAMBLA:
As Beef Supreme over at Wonkette put it:
“I’ve only got 2 minutes, so I better make this quick.”
I bet a thirteen year old boy hears that a lot at CPAC.
Can I get a "Heh. Indeed"?
(Added) While we’re on the subject of conservatives. From Dave Weigel.
I guess we can retire that "Moran" picture finally…
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“I’ve only got 2 minutes, so I better make this quick.”
I bet a thirteen year old boy hears that a lot at CPAC.
Can I get a “Heh. Indeed”?
I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot po–…uh, nevermind…
“Heh. Indeed.”
No “hehs” from me. However, the title of this post is one of your best!
Um. Uh. Whoa. Eeeee.. Err.
WTF?
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Oh My. First they rolled out Sarah Mooselini,then it was Joe the Wanna-be, next it was Bubba Gump Jindal. Now its Alfalfa!
And Jon Stewart was afraid he would run out of material without Bush.
Good lord, what a horrid child.
NICELY DONE.
heh
don’t hate tea bag boy. he spent alot of time at bohemian grove as an infant.
Funniest shit ever.
I’m starting to get really frustrated here. As Tbogg, Atrios, and others have pointed out, this stuff is coming pre-parodied at almost a professional level. It’s like picking on a 13 year old…oh…never mind. Tea Bag awayyyyy!
They’re trying hard to put you out of business with all their self-parodying here.
No offense to tbogg, but I cannot wait to see what the General does with the tea baggers!
The sound of one hand fapping.
I feel like Rachel Maddow after the Bobby Jindal performance the other night. I’m just speechless.
Wow. Maybe the Virgin Ben wasn’t really a virgin after all. Spooky, I tell ya.
Honestly, what the fuck are these people on about? They’re very angry about… something… What is it? Communism, the kind of communism that arises from governments trying to help people? I mean, the entire right wing movement has been crazy and mindless as a shithouse Malkin for decades, but this is degenerating into free-form ranting on street corners stuff. Stop the thing that might eventually happen, um, now!
How nice of the tea baggers, offering to go first.
Although to tell the truth, I’m not all that into reciprocation.
Or its the Virgin Benjamin Button.
Now whenever I see TBogg, I’ll think Tea bag.
Ewwwww.
“It is an ideology of protecting the people and the people’s rights.”
Hrm. Worst terrorist attack on American soil ever, happened during a conservative administration. 90% of the Bill of Rights done away with during a conservative administration. So he’s coming out and admitting that conservatism is a failed ideology? And they’re cheering that?
Oh, wait, I forgot — they’re using the “No True Scotsman” fallacy as an out. “George W. Bush wasn’t a true conservative.”
“Buttfuck the liberal Dems before we all buttfuck each other!”
I can’t wait to hit the streets and protest the tax cuts I’m getting. The first extra cash I get in my paycheck I’m taking down to the Four Seasons and giving to the first pinstripe suit I see waiting for a table. You have to live the revolution.
Somewhere Mark Foley is seeing starbursts…
WIN!!
Heh. Indeed.
To be quite honest, there is absolutely nothing that can be said about 13 year-old Jonathan Krohn’s appearance at a Republican conservative conference that wouldn’t be hilarious double-entendre.
Although it is quite sad that this child is being showcased as some sort of prodigy. How much wisdom can a 13 year-old possess to understand the intersection of politics, ideology, and the real world. The only thing this child has today is ideology.
Let’s just call it “Krohn’s Disease” and move along …
I got it! It was bugging me forever but I finally remembered who this kid reminds me of. Kevin French from the animated series “Mission Hill.”
Take a listen.
Eerie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMOw6MTSjCw
I guess with the Obamas fisting and all, why not a little tea baggin’?
Parody is well and truly killed, butchered, the best parts eaten, the lesser parts also eaten, the offal burnt to ashes and the shit in the offal sacrificed to some strange, ineffable god of the destruction of parody.
I’m so, so sorry. It’s been a good run…
Hey, if Ann Coulter can write a book so can a 13 year old boy…