No new tales to tell.

I have bigger fish to fry tonight, so let’s get through this:

As a fifty year-old white man I just have to say that I’m embarrassed for Michael Steele:

My internet connection is painfully slow tonight so…

Shorter Bob “Confederate Yankee” Owens:

We’ve mentioned before that Ben Shapiro’s parents should sue UCLA and Harvard Law for their failure to educate their son.

In an effort to do that whole intertubestwitterblogonation thing that helped hypnotize a nation of fools into electing that colored guy as well as treating Republicans like genital herpes, the rightwing presents

Oh, plucky little conservatives. They do try so hard….

From Gabriel Sherman, all you need to know about Politico:

Juno of Juneau

Continuing with her stalker-like obsession with the Palin family, Greta Van Susteren wings her way to Alaska to interview high school dropout & teenaged mother Bristol Palin But Not Johnson:

Bristol Palin, the 18-year-old daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, told Fox News in her first interview since giving birth that she would like to be an advocate against teen pregnancy.