By the time you read this, it will be April 1, 2009.And on this day, as was foretold in The Email of Sacking & Kthnxbai!, back-stabbing douche Roger L. Simon will have shoved his PJM affiliate bloggers out of the nest

Must be sweeps week in San Diego…

“Luckily, she seems to present us with an opportunity every few days,” added a senior Dem strategist.

For the longest ninety minutes of your life outside of a colonoscopy, please join John Podhoretz (son of Norman & Midge), Bill Kristol (son of Irving and Gertrude) and Jonah Goldberg (son of Lucianne and Popin’ Fresh)

Shorter Jennifer Rubin
Shorter Jennifer Rubin:

Barack Obama is making a big mistake by not implementing the policies of the people the public rejected in November.

According to Erick the RedState Erickson’s twitter feed (which is like a Pez Dispenser of Dumb)…

Erick Erickson – Super Genius:

Shorter Jamie Kirchick:

Yap. Yap. Yap. Yap. Yapyapyapyapyapyap. (Stop to lick balls) Yap. Yap. yapyapyap…

Erick Erickson: Rebel With A Nightlight

Oprah Winfrey is more powerful than George Soros, Rupert Murdoch, Jesus, and Shakira’s Ass combined and that is why Barack Obama is America’s Nubian King today.