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Totally pumped by CPAC and riding the crest of the sugar high that is meeting R-R-R-Rush Limb-b-b-baugh, Erik the RedState Erickson declares solidarity with the overweight drug-addled sex tourist and yet another Red State Ultimate Fail Project is born/created/crapped out:
I Too Want Barack Obama to Fail
We support the President, just not his stated mission.
Because if Barack Obama succeeds, the American way of life fails.
Join the RedState Army of Activists and lets work to make sure Barack Obama fails at destroying liberty and freedom.
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I want Barack Obama to fail and I want to help ensure he does.
If Barack Obama is successful in implementing his stated agenda, America will fail and the American dream will die for millions.
We already know Barack Obama’s economic policy will fail, but it will hurt millions of hard working Americans.
I will join the RedState Army of Activists and fight for freedom by working to undermine Barack Obama’s agenda and helping him fail.
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!. My god, you can almost smell the erection. But if anyone knows about "fail"…
I’m not sure if the RedState Army of Activists is the same as the RedState Strike Force (aka the Silly Putty SEALS) or if it will be another branch of service (domestic as opposed to the Strike Force’s pajamamilitary mission) but if Erik keeps adding additional ninja squads and suiciders he’s going to need a bigger backyard fort Fortress of Freedom.
It’ll be just like the Pentagon but with snacks, courtesy of Mrs. Erik the Couldn’t Be More Embarrassed.
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Hey, these guys don’t know much (shit/shinola, ass/elbow, jack shit, you name it)…but they do know fail.
Did a little research on this new branch of the service. Apparently in the military heirarchy they rank below the Webelos, but just ahead of the Campfire Girls in firepower and importance. Their motto is Semper Nefas.
We support the president…
Elaborate, please.
Rush’s favourite vacation spot. I wonder how many [whatever he’s into] he bought “for less than the price of a steak.”
OK, Redstate has now officially gone where no blog dared go. They have crossed the Rubicon beyond self parody to whatever inane, insane, and insipid stupid may lie over the edge of the world.
According to a bit of research on human trafficking I did for one of my classes a couple of years ago, the Dominican Republic is the sex tourist destination of choice in the Americas for underage boys.
Jeebus. Don’t these dumbasses also realize that if Obama fails
America will fail and the American dream will die for millions.
Fucking stupid jerkwad assholes. Christ, now I’m starting to sound like JDM3.
Smell the erection, hell, I smell flop sweat and gallons of it.
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
*g*
That big tent is starting to look awfully small.
If Barack Obama is successful in implementing his stated agenda, America will fail and the American dream will die for millions.
Raising the top tax rate from 35% to 39% is gonna do all that?
I had no idea.
Goddamn commies!
I’m planning to be the first to join the Red State Parachute Ski Marines. It’s the most elite unit in the Armies of Mars.
…courtesy of Mrs. Erik the Couldn’t Be More Embarrassed.
Since Mrs. Erik is Monica Goodling of WPE’s DOJ scandal fame, I doubt she is capable of embarrassment. Which I guess is the perfect trait for being Mrs. Erick.
Not to mention the smell.
The GI Joe panel reminds me of this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtntl8BjueI
This might be the funniest thing ever.
To whet the interest, both of the Joes in the above panel wind up dead…
Lay in the Fudgsicles, boys, it’s going to be a long siege.
OK,I really do not want to know what an erection smells like. Just..ewww((((shudder)))). That’s disturbing TBogg,seriously.
Wrong RedStater. She’s Mrs Krepansky.
Wait, you mean “Mrs. Erik” wasn’t a reference to his mom? Color me astonished.
“Because if Barack Obama succeeds, the American way of life fails.”
Maybe it’s me, but whenever someone starts going on about their “way of life”, I see confederate flags. Rush and fanboy Erick would love nothing better than an old fashioned lynching, but they’ll settle for a political lynching.