When will he don his suicide vest and head in to a democratic meeting. Kids indoctrinated young like this are just like the terrorists we are fighting. What a country some of our population acts just like the people they rail against as being our enemies and the worst people in the world. All the while claiming religion morals and the right ideas makes them better than all the reat of us.

Creepy in the extreme. On the RedState post below, I signed up and tried to post a comment but it didn’t take. I fear they have shut it down to avoid the onslaught of sanity and snark. Disappointing. I ended my attempt with a heartfelt plea for ‘Palin-Wurzelbacher 2012!’ All for naught.

“We were in a biblical frame of mind on the twenty-third of May 1943, at the Berghof. He had denied himself children because he knew that no son could flourish in the shadow of so godlike a father! But when he heard what was theoretically possible, that I could create one day not his son, not even a carbon-copy but another original, he was thrilled by the idea! The right Hitler for the right future! A Hitler tailor-made for the 1980s, 90s, 2000!”

Home Alone, in so many, many ways…

Listening to a Republican talk about “small government” is like listening to a Marxist talk about how “the state will wither away.”

The repukes are headed for the same shit-can of history as the commies…

Wow. Only 14 years old and he is such a dick!

Most guys manage to hold the dickishness off till senior year, at least!

The best that “conservatives” can do right now is Not-Joe the Not-Plumber, Rush Limbaugh and a 14 year old kid. Good luck with that. hehindeedy.

Wonder if Johnny “Come” Lately masterbates to pictures of Ann Coulter or Richard Pearle?
http://www.internetweekly.org/…..denial.jpg

Either way, he’s probably the only male there that doesn’t need V*agra.

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Re JJ: I believe a parrot would have been more interesting and possibly less annoying.

paying the banjo for fun (and what kid in Georgia doesn’t?)

What?! You don’t think he’s playing Ravel’s “Children’s Corner Suite” on banjo, like that nice Bela Fleck?

No? Me either.

And a child shall lead them. I thought the bible was referring to the juvenile Bush, but now I see that the GOP has found someone with real gravitas to walk them across the bridge into the 21st century.

-G

That defines sad: sad that the little shit is already pumped full of himself, sad that the little shit is full of shit, and sad that he doesn’t realize that being the bastard spawn of georgie will and fucker carlson basically consigns one to a life of getting the shit kicked out of you.

This is my favorite quote from young master Chron:

”Governement is about protecting the people and the peoples rights as set forth in the constitution and not about helping people. That’s never been government’s job.”

Yes, he certainly is a bright young man. Repubs, definately follow this youngster’s advice. He is golden. He is your next Rush Limbaugh, this one.

Well, let’s just hope that for every one of those, we have one of these: http://www.imeem.com/helkeahm/…..sic-video/

busterjonez–what a quote!

I keep thinking about the hurricane victims. Following Chron’s reasoning, it is somehow the fault of those people that a massive hurricane swept ashore and savaged their communities. He would take it further and blame everyone for job losses hitting communities in the thousands. I’m guessing he is a direct descendent of Marie Antoinette.

I bet he practices political speeches in his living room with mommy dearest calling, “Speak out, Louise…er…Jonathon!”

I bet his parents ghostwrote the book while he went off to teabag n00bs on Halo 3.

Wonder if Johnny “Come” Lately masterbates to pictures of Ann Coulter or Richard Pearle?

That’d make him Jonathan Jizzhands.

I’m showing my age with this one, but when I look at Krohn, I am reminded of the character Horowitz from the movie “Bad Boys” (not to be confused with that noisy piece of crap of the same name starring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence as Miami detectives) that starred a young Sean Penn as an inmate in a facility for hardcore juvenile cases.

Horowitz was the Jewish kid that Penn’s character befriends in the facility. He was the one who rigged the explosive in the portable radio and cassette player that blinds the alpha male bully played by Clancy Brown.

One scene I remember from the movie, Clancy Brown’s character purposely says Horowitz’s name wrong, and Horowitz retorts, “The name is Horowitz, asshole!”

Brown’s character mockingly responds, “Horowitz Asshole, nice name” or something along those lines.

Someone should punch that kid in the throat.

In 10 years, he’ll be screaming to legalize drugs and will be inconsolably bitter with his lot in life. He’s just ahead of the curve.

There’s a story, possibly apocryphal, about how beggars in India would mutilate their own children to improve their income. Something similar may be going on here.

Either that, or Johnny Sock Puppet.

I heard this idiot interviewed on radio. He talked about how he listens to talk radio and especially likes the hosts on Salem Radio Networks. I was wondering why he would mention Salem instead of just some of his favorite wingnut hosts….as it happens lil Jonathon is trying to get a radio deal. Ugh, he is so annoying. You can tell his delivery and content is just a rip off from the wingnut hosts he listens to. No 14 yr old sounds like this idiot.

I was wondering why he would mention Salem instead of just some of his favorite wingnut hosts… as it happens lil Jonathon is trying to get a radio deal.

Well, this wouldn’t be the first time the right wing has exploited a pubescent teenager whose testicles have only just descended in order to demonstrate the efficiency of their brainwashing techniques. Anyone remember Kyle Williams?

Why don’t we post the value of his home and his home address and parent’s salary and then we can … . I don’t know. I know what Republicans do to kids that speak out. And it is extra delicious for them when the kid is sick. But what do Democrats do?