Just. Amazing.

Oh. My. God. It’s perfect…so perfectly perfect.

If Al Franken was right, who is making everyone apologize to Oxyrush?

I’m sure Michelle Bachmann called Rushbo to say “You be da man, Rush!”

Rahm must be laughing his ass off.
Bend over and grab your ankles, indeed.

Rush really is their god (along with Mammon and Beelzebub). Mustn’t piss off god, he my give you a boil on your ass.

You’re my little puppy now! Normally such a humble man, what will happen if this goes to Rush’s head? Drunk on power and influence might that mild-mannered beacon of reason and responsibility perhaps blow his lid and, gosh, say something incendiary?

Meanwhile, I think Mr. Steele might think about getting a record deal or something real quick, because his gig w/ the GOP is coming to a rapid end.

This particular god will give you something in the ass. Particularly if you’re a Dominican and the viagra is handy.

And one more headline – this one should be the capper – from the New York Times:

GOP Apologizes To Limbaugh

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Can you imagine apologizing to that drug-addled gasbag? There is no job in the world worth that kind of humiliation. You’ve got to be devoid of self respect to be a repuke official. What a bunch of pathetic buttheads. Good times.

Which is funny, because that’s the very excuse that Rush used to get out of the Vietnam War. Quite a coincidence, eh?

Limbaugh/God -2012.

If Steele thinks this is humiliating, wait until he starts working the fund-raising circuit. Especially in the south. He’ll learn more words for humiliation than Eskimos have for snow.

Bwahhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha.

(By the way, I’m in awe of you people that can get Obamaconme to work. I can never get the contrast just right.)

Wait a cottonpickin’ minute — this is starting to look like Rush would put his own ego ahead of the good of the party!

Rush uses his big ol’ cigar clipper to perform the ritual castration of these pathetic Republicans who dare oppose him. Then he just drops their balls in a pickle jar on his mantle.

Gosh, it makes the Republicans look as spineless as the Democrats. Except that the Dems now don’t even bother to wait for Rush to go bananas, they pre-capitulate. Oh, how I hope that someone on the Dem side will take a look at this and figure out that living in fear of the likes of this pill-popping blabbermouth makes EVERYONE look stupid.

Oh, baby, I didn’t mean to hit you again, honest, but you know how crazy I get when you use pimiento-stuffed olives in my martini instead of anchovy-stuffed… oops, my hand slipped.

What? I thought Steele was all gangsta an’ shit. Pussy.