Comments on: Eat my tea

By: joeyess

joeyess — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:03:17 +0000

Apparently, according to Tbogg, Daryn Kagan is very familiar with the concept of teabagging. Rush taught her all about it.

By: MrTentacle

MrTentacle — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:29:38 +0000

Every time I read a rant by some so-called “conservative” about “conservatism” that invokes the Founding Fathers, Constitution, etc., a few things always stand out:

1. They love to wrap themselves in the Constitution, but apparently have never read it.
2. The revere the “Founding Fathers” but have no idea who they were or what they believed. (See #1).
3. “Conservative” apparently means “clueless, greedy, self-involved fucktard.”
4. “Conservatism” means “shallow, bankrupt ideas that appeal to clueless, greedy, self-involved fucktards”.

No wonder they like Rush and his fellow travellers so much.

By: CatStaff

CatStaff — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 23:13:03 +0000

I see Eric as more of a W.W. Beauchamp (from “Unforgiven”) kind of guy.

By: wavydavy

wavydavy — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:34:32 +0000

Clinical fucking idiots. The whole lot of them.

So, a RedStater comes home from work to find his wife in bed with his best friend/the mailman/the milkman/the housewife next door (or whatever works best for you in imagining this scenario).

Shocked and angered, he screams at his wife that he’s had enough, this is the of the marriage, yadda yadda yadda. As he is fulminating, he goes through his sock drawer to find his trusty ~~compensation for his small dick~~ revolver.

As he continues his tirade, repeating that this is “the end”, he can’t stand it anymore, etc., he takes the revolver in hand and points it at his temple. Which, of course, causes his wife to start laughing hysterically.

“What’s so damn funny?” says RedStater. “You’re next!”

bah-dah-boom!

Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitress.

By: MarkD

MarkD — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 19:08:35 +0000

“My more affluent friends are already starting to modify their incomes so their success is not penalized.
–Idiot at RedState”

I love this line of reasoning.

“Since Obama is going to take an additional 3% of my income over $250K, I’m going to drop my income by 15% so he don’t get no more of my money. That’ll show ‘em!!”

Clinical fucking idiots. The whole lot of them.

By: robspierre

robspierre — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 19:08:08 +0000

>>taken behind the woodshed by Limbaugh, de-trousered and birched

Sounds like a near thing. I wouldn’t want to be “de-trousered and birched” anywhere near the Dominican Republican.

By: rdale

rdale — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 18:46:48 +0000

“At any rate, now that Steele’s been vanquished, I’m waiting for the cage deathmatch between Fatso and MC Rove. Could that be where this is all headed?” Nah, Rove doesn’t roll like that; he just waits until the object of his interest takes a ride in a small plane…

By: Lori

Lori — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 18:26:19 +0000

I laughed out loud at “Brenda Vaccaro”. Even when he is sick fergawdsakes, and just sending us over to RedState to muck around in the insanity, he manages to make me laugh. Tbogg is simply the best.

P.S. I’m not going over to RS. Those people are scary crazy.

By: LittlePig

LittlePig — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 18:09:50 +0000

That baffles me, too. The Founding Fathers? You means the guys who set up a system of checks and balances to insure no one person grabs power? These Rushbots are authoritarians! They don’t need no steeking checks and balances!

However if they mean to take up arms and pledge their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred Cheetohs to throw off the chains of American oppression, I say, have at it, gentlepersons! Just let me pop the popcorn first.

By: LittlePig

LittlePig — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 18:00:15 +0000

- Rush is anatomically correct

I don’t EVEN want to know how this person has confirmed this.