Comments on: Our highly caffeinated discourse

By: desertwind

desertwind — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 10:21:24 +0000

I love the smell of Oolong in the morning.

By: mmmHobNobs

mmmHobNobs — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 07:14:02 +0000

cake or death …

cake, please.

By: XeckyGilchrist

XeckyGilchrist — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 03:28:34 +0000

You have to admit they chose a manly, steely, terrifying font.

snk

I guess graphic designers, like web software engineers, are a bunch of liberals who won’t work for Red State for free.

By: kama

kama — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:40:15 +0000

I think they mean to remove ones head from ones ass, but they cant even get their medical terminology correct. You dont “-ectomy ” things from the rectal lumen, you simply “remove” or “extract” the object.

Cant they do anything right?

By: MrTentacle

MrTentacle — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:36:16 +0000

Shorter Red State:

“Waaaaaaah. We got stomped in the last two elections and the libruls are being meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan to us.”

By: LittlePig

LittlePig — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:08:21 +0000

“Red State Trike Force vs. 502nd Regiment…..Fight!”

(several howitzers fire)

“Fatality!”

By: MBouffant

MBouffant — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:06:10 +0000

A rectal cranialectomy does wonders for visual acuity.

Uh, shoving your head up your ass & cutting it off is good for the vision? I want all that money I spent on carrots back!

(Though I’m not certain that’s what E Plur means. A “cranialectomy” would be cutting off the adjectival form of the word “cranium,” wouldn’t it?)

By: LittlePig

LittlePig — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:04:22 +0000

“Though the spirit of douchebaggery last for a thousand years, yet future douchebags will say, *this* was their douchus maximus!”

(I was trying to get “we will fight them for the oolong” to work, but these goobers don’t give you much to work with)

By: Scout

Scout — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 23:42:39 +0000

And then there is the hilarity that ensues when you mention “tea-bagging” to college age partiers. It has a whole ‘nother meaning than what these douches intend, but strangely apropos, nonetheless.

By: Cliff105

Cliff105 — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 23:19:12 +0000

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

What kind of “separation” does Red State seek?

Fucking traitors.