Comments on: So, I’m all, “coffee mugs, bitchez!” Yeah! It was awesome. High five!

By: Ruthie

Ruthie — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 04:19:11 +0000

If you lift your computer over your head and scrunch your eyes ’til they’re almost closed, he really does resemble a low-rent Lt. Starbuck for the basement-dwelling, mouth-breathing Cheeto-munching crowd.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:57:35 +0000

what happens to people who idle in their basements: white pasty complexions, flabby biceps, and mouldy brain cells.

By: ceabaird

ceabaird — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 23:58:07 +0000

“I made David Schuster cry. Then I turned into a Tyrannosaurus Rex, and destroyed the mooslim menace. Then I ate mallowmars and had naptime. My new teacher is cute, but she smells funny. Ohhhh, Look! Puppies!!!!”

This has been another moment in the mind of Ewick Ewicsson, The wed Ewic. WOLVERINES!!!!

By: 4jkb4ia

4jkb4ia — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 23:39:36 +0000

Another golf club hardship article

By: cynick

cynick — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:36:10 +0000

“Precisely what did you mean, Cadet Clevinger, when you said we couldn’t find you guilty?”

“I didn’t say you couldn’t find me guilty, sir.”

“When?”

“When what, sir?” …

“[A]nswer the question. When didn’t you say we couldn’t find you guilty?”

“Late last night in the latrine, sir.”

“Is that the only time you didn’t say it?”

“No, sir. I always didn’t say you couldn’t find me guilty, sir. What I did say to Yossarian was—”

“Nobody asked you what you did say to Yossarian. We asked you what you didn’t say to him. We’re not at all interested in what you did say to Yossarian. Is that clear?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Then we’ll go on. What did you say to Yossarian?”

By: woodrowfan

woodrowfan — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:00:16 +0000

Erik the Red-Faced went after Shuster because he thought Maddow would have beat him silly and kicked his ass up and down the street.

Oh hell, Boy George cold kick Eric’s ass three ways to Sunday.

By: schoitz

schoitz — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 20:51:40 +0000

My favorite part is the title: I made David Shuster cry. Not only delusional and self-aggrandizing, it really drives home the professionalism of this bold new media.

By: PaminBB

PaminBB — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 20:44:35 +0000

A listserv is the “hot news of the day”? Erick needs to turn off Faux, step away from Drudge and get out more.

By: jimbo92107

jimbo92107 — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 20:24:57 +0000

Maybe Erik was talking about Liberal Fight Club.

I can’t talk about it.

By: Hannibal

Hannibal — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:51:17 +0000

For those who care, his Twitter name is ewerickson. Seems apt.