Besides the obvious idiocy, it’s Piazza, not “Plazza.” The guy’s nothing but a cretin.

other than the fact that the woman with the sign appears to be holding that child by a single finger up its ass, what on earth is wrong with the children’s faces?

Someone call the ASPCA before they flog that dead horse even one more time. Do conservatives believe that if they keep TELLING people they are having a revolution, and that they SHOULD BE OUTRAGED about bailing out homeowners, that it will magically come true? Even if their real outrage is naturally gravitating towards wealthy people who are still bagging bonuses for failed business? The masses would tell them to stop, if they even gave a damn.

If Chris Muir was any stupider, he’d write a cartoon extolling the virtues of the teabaggers teabagging the Dems before they themselves are teabagged.

Ummm…hmmm…ok, then.

Moving on, Here’s HinderCornDogFellater on Caribou Barbie’s rejection of federal education funds:

“Governor Sarah Palin has rejected around $416 in federal pork (”stimulus”) funds. Accounts vary, but the Anchorage Daily News says that’s around 45 percent of the total:

“We are not requesting funds intended to just grow government. We are not requesting more money for normal day-to-day operations of government as part of this economic stimulus package. In essence we say no to operating funds for more positions in government,” Palin said.

The biggest single chunk of stimulus money that Palin is turning down is $160 million for education.

That’s great. Kudos to Governor Palin.”

Denying kids an education is Teh. Best. Thing. Ever.

If only it had happened to Lawyerman Assrocket.

Then he’d be only be writing treasonous, self-defeating, accidentally homoerotic comicstrip drivel like Chris Muir.

Because it’s well known that fucking cell phones stop working when one of the parties is attending a crappy 75-person astroturf demonstration.

The teabag revolution is a self-administered “kick me” sign. Muir is the court doodler, illustrating it all with his own kaka.

Obviously they’ve gone Galt, cancelled their cellphone contract along with all the other trappings of Obama-tainted society, and are briefly stopping at the Orlando tea bag fete to register their displeasure before going off-grid and living off the milk of the earth and that redhead.

Conservative revolutionary tea-bag fail.

-G

Call gets thru:
“Hey Zed! We’re in some PLAZA filled with communist Eyetalians! Wachoo doing? …Teabaggin’? I’m sorry! I’ll call later… what?… a demonstration?… Really? Yeah, we haven’t been keepin’ up with RedState and Michelle — we’re doin’ the full immersion thang. ‘Andante pizza pronto!’ Really gettin’ into it…”

Love the way Muir uses an exotic locale then has to identify it with a label ’cause he can’t draw it.

And the LAST thing anyone wants when they’re tea-bagging is a call on the damn cell phone.

I hope they’re using decaffeinated tea. I mean, think of the poor fish who’ll go through caffeine withdrawal when this is all over.

A closer look at the so-called “artwork” tells me that at one point in the creation of the faux Italain building there was an attempt to create perspective. Take a look at the row of arched doorways along the bottom of the building and see if you notice what I noticed.

This perspective stuff is a rather advanced artistic and intellectual concept; Mr Muir should not attempt concepts that he has no apparent familiarity with.

Does Chris Muir put milk in his tea? If so, I really don’t want to know where it comes from.

Chris Muir might want to consult the dictionary before he makes poster signs. And walks around with said posters while holding his kids.

“Most Americans”? I guess we’re down to only a few thousand Americans left. The other 259.9 million of us must be illegal immigrants or something.

If that’s the way Muir draws children’s faces, I can see why he went with the nonstop nursing. I bet he’ll resort to Sitcom Rapid Aging Syndrome and by next week they’ll be sexy teenage Rand devotees who lie around the house half-naked.

Heh, I didn’t notice that before, but that’s amazingly awful, like someone plunking down an office building on top of the Colosseum. If you look at photos of the real place, this one looks like “Plazza” Generico.

I emailed Chris Muir:

You might want to consult the dictionary before using “teabag” as a verb – as in “to teabag liberals” in your cartoons. You don’t want to appear an even bigger complete dumbass than you already are.

He responded to my email with this:

I know what it means in slang.

I simply choose to use english that’s not based on a lowest common denominator interpretation.

That’d be you.

Enjoy!

so I wrote him back

Excuse me, BUT YOU EMPLOYED THE WORD AS A VERB. Here’s your cartoon.
http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2…..n-of-suck/

“teabag liberals before they teabag you” isn’t employing the word as a noun, and there is no verb in the non-slang usage.

Waiting for him to consult a dictionary…

WHAT AN IDIOT.

the woman with the sign appears to be holding that child by a single finger up its ass,

From “teabagging” to “Gaylord Perry,” the wingnut repertoire for expression of indignation metastasizes….

I simply choose to use english that’s not based on a lowest common denominator interpretation.

Blargh. “Simply choose” is one of my least favorite phrases – it comes up a lot in smug libertarian crap.

WHAT AN IDIOT.

Indeedy.

E-mail and ask him if he’s seen a black man at any time since 1992.

So what would be the non-lowest common denominator definition of teabag? Throw a teabag at them? The sign makes no sense!

Seriously, what do the wingnuts think those signs mean?

Why oh why can’t Chris Muir go Galt?

BTW, do those babies have face mullets too?

Man, they look like freakin’ cenobites. Their upper lips start in their foreheads.

why’s Micheal Jackson wearing falsies in that first panel ?

Take a look at the row of arched doorways along the bottom of the building and see if you notice what I noticed.

Yeah, I like the way the windows kinda-sorta recede (though not all of them) while the base of the building doesn’t — at all. Nice!

Not windows, doorways. But the windows too — some of them recede a tiny bit, but only the ones he remembered to skew.

what on earth is wrong with the children’s faces?

The same problem that Muir has with any other part of the human anatomy that isn’t a woman’s breast. For that matter, he’s not too good at those, either.

Everyone else has picked on the good stuff already, so I thought I’d just point out that the black guy’s knees are apparently narrating the first panel.

Oh, and, um, why the winter coats and turtlenecks? It’s Rome. In the daytime in March, it’s 60 freakin’ degrees out.

Woah! I don’t mean to be cruel.

But, those are some ugly ass children.

“Revolution Brewing”

Kinda like “going Galt”, all the little WATBs do is talk about it.

WHY OH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM!

We could have had a whole week of this and you’ve spoilt it! Blast!