From Andrew Malcolm’s It’s A White White White White World:
But right at the end in a largely-overlooked exchange with Jay, the president revealed that the dog he’d promised his daughters Sasha and Malia is in the works. Two out of three American homes have pets, an impressive 163 million dogs and cats, not counting turtles, hamsters, fish, et al. That’s more pets than Leno has classic cars and motorcycles put together.
During the presidential campaign one poll showed Republican Sen. John McCain with his menagerie of three dogs, one cat, two turtles, three parakeets and a ferret, leading the petless Obama among pet owners.
As The Ticket suggested then, just try to think of a president without a First Pet of some kind. These pampered animals even write books and get their own obituaries written when they pass on with headlines like: "Socks Clinton dies; Ex-First Cat known for sleeping was 20."
Strangely, on NBC the urban president, who got elected anyway but still has no First Dog to greet him at the White House (see to photo), at first said jokingly the dog was just a campaign promise.
Maybe it’s me, but I don’t believe that Malcolm was wondering what a dazzling urbanite like Obama was doing in a rustic setting like this. I think he’s just reflecting upon the fact that Barack Obama was able to transcend the belief among white people that inner city black men are ho-slapping thugs who, when they’re not shooting each other, raise and train their pit bulls to fight to the death.
Congratulations white people! You too, black president guy…




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Why does Andrew Malcolm lick his balls? Because he can.
Whaaaaaa? What kind of comparison is that?
Note to Malcolm- if one of your kids was allergic to pet dander, you might hesitate to have a dog as well. My son Kiwi Jr. was terrifically allergic as a child, so waited until he left home, tho I love furry pets.
As for McCain’s menagerie, dog whistling in yr. piece as to what a dinkin’ fella the old fart is by counting his pets…..well, let’s just watch and remember his behavior not head count the doggies, shall we then?
and yet, oddly, Malcolm himself worked for the only member of a first family in the past forty or so years who actually killed anybody
“…menagerie of three dogs, one cat, two turtles, three parakeets and a ferret…” Does the man who didn’t know how many homes he owned actually know how many pets he has? I’m guessing no.
I always wanted to write for a major newspaper. Now, I know what I did wrong.
I should have been an idiot.
Your problem is that you are both cognizant and literate, either of which disqualifies you.
Perhaps Obama should call Malcom’s bluff and get a Neapolitan Mastiff. They have short hair and no undercoat, which generally means less pet dander. When fully grown, they’re almost as big as a Shetland pony, so Malia can ride it around the South Lawn. Best of all, they seem hard-wired for “tea-bagging” which should finally make the wingnuts STFU about their petty displays of umbrage/outrage–or at least pick a new name for it.
Hey, Andrew Malcolm! This dude is the grift that keep on grifting. Last I remember him, he was pushing the Obama birth cert fabrication, just a FEW WEEKS AGO!:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.co…..h-cer.html
His one source? Alan Keyes. Funny how all these liars completely ignore the birth announcement in the Honolulu newspaper from 1961. Would “evaporate” the lie immediately, and that’s no fun for the liars.
http://www.snopes.com/politics…..ficate.asp
Sigh. Only among those who refuse to believe the evidence placed in front of their noses.
What a waste of judicial time for a judge to have had to issue a 34-page opinion knocking down the stupid lawsuit alleging Obama wasn’t a citizen in a most desperate wingnut attempt to nullify the election.
Have you delved into his comments lately? The guy who bought his paper has been gutting media properties and selling them for hamburger, and our boy isn’t getting any younger. The flood tide of racist illiterates who travel from the right blogosphere to Malcolm’s online dementia are probably the only thing keeping him employed.
but at least it made Clarence Thomas hanging around like a Jonas Brothers fan waiting for an autograph during the not-SOTU that much funnier.
I mean, that’s absurd. People don’t have less tendency to have a pet because they live in cities, even if they are low-income.
I’m sure that he really meant that Obama is a secret fan of Keith Urban. One man’s honky-tonk badonkadonk is another’s baby got back, amirite? Just kidding, if Malcolm were that smart he would have realized that the McCain menagerie would have been a liability, as his vice-president would have seen them as prey.
Wow. McCain used to keep a herd of lawyers at his house(s)?