Next up: Legislation to prevent sex between same-gender unicorns. We know Republicans are in a constant battle with their homosexual fantasies. This legislation will help prevent fantasy homosexuals.

Love her *so* much. “This legislation would ensure that the U.S. dollar remain the currency of the United States.” Okay, Michelle. Just as paste is to remain your favorite dish, right? Right? Shit, John Cornyn’s horny box turtle could do a better job in Congress.

I propose we use the Congolese franc. The current exchange rate is 1.00 USD = 775.00 CDF.

Just think of how many more millionaires we’d have in this country!

Financial crisis SOLVED! Maybe Bachmann’s not so fucked up in the head after all.

The lack of understanding on all issues related to economics, foreign reserves, monetary policy, and interbank relationships demonstrated by this twat should have disqualified her for public office when she first ran for the school board.

Our financial overlords the Chinese may want to look into a little visit to a reeducation camp for Michelle. Actually, let’s call it an “education camp” since you can’t “re” anything if you didn’t have/do it in the first place.

Michelle Bachman – the Manchurian Republican.

Michele, from the MILFS at Dogfart Gold Series. Hubby Marcus likes to watch.

IOIYAR.

As a resident of the Sixth District, I’m here to let you in on a little secret: Michelle is smarter than the people who vote for her out in the western end of the district. Much smarter. Less inbred, too. So that shows you what we have to put up with here in the Minnetunda.

You have my sincere condolences.

Damn! There goes my plot to change the national currency to tulip bulbs. Seemed only fitting with what’s going on in the economy. Foiled again by SupergeniousVillian Michelle! I’ll get you yet!

As an old Who fan, love the handle, Ivor. Rock on.

You’d be forgiven for sitting on his lap.

So, I clicked on the P/B2012 linky, just a bit:

And one thing that we’re seeing is that in the midst of this violence that’s being encouraged by al Jazeera and by the jihadists that’s occurring, is that we are seeing that those who are coming into France — which had a beautiful culture — the French culture is actually diminished. It’s going away. And just with the population of France they are losing Western Europeans and it’s being taken over by muh…by a Muslim ethic. Not that Muslims are bad. But they are not assimilating.

Sarah and Michelle – separated at birth?

Damn, now my hoard of Confederate scrip will never regain it’s rightful value!

On a business trip to Turkey I arrived at the airport in Istanbul and went to a Cambio, exchanged a $100.00 bill for Turkish Lira and received over a million. The exchange rate was somewhat over 10,000:1.

First and last time I was a millionaire.

Ironic, considering the last time anybody on the right gave a shit about French culture was when we were bombing it back in the Stone Age as preparation for the Invasion of Normandy.

Next thing you know, she’ll want everybody to speak English.

Where are the dogs? The nation awaits Fenway’s budget plan to stabilize the economy and restore the flow of dog treats.

Lights on…nobody’s home.

Does this mean I can finally redeem all the S&H Green Stamps I started saving for a baby changing table 45 years ago? They told me it was as good as money. Or should I just turn them all over to China and Russia and the Islamofascists and let them fight over who gets to use them?

Oh, never mind. I’ll just send them to Michelle Bachman and let her sort it all out.

Palin/Bachmann 2012!

CougarsPumas everywhere are very excited about this exciting feminist ticket!!

Whoa. I’d better cash in my simoleons and my beenz.