- Oprah Winfrey is more powerful than George Soros, Rupert Murdoch, Jesus, and Shakira’s Ass combined and that is why Barack Obama is America’s Nubian King today.
- If you have ever wondered who’s the cat that won’t cop out when there’s danger all about, and you guessed funky-fresh hip-hop-happenin’ Thaddeus "Rock ‘n Roll Animal" McCotter from Michigan’s 11th Congressional District…well, pour yourself a Zima.
It seems that Andrew had to go to Washington and explain to Republicans that they need to loosen up, show a little skin, blow an undercover cop in a public restroom, bang a leggy supermodel before simple godfearing American voters will say, "Hey. That guy is just like me! Except I live alone in a double-wide and masturbate to NuvaRing commercials. I should totally vote for him!"
Someone just like Thaddeus.
Obviously, this news is too important to be limited to the (checks notes again…. where the fuck am I? Who are these assholes? Oh yeah…) People for Limited Government or Americans for Something Government or whatever, so you should spread it around.
Now. Who ordered the buffalo wings..?




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Isn’t that Ron Howard’s less successful brother, Clint?
Izzat BB’s idea of being “hip” & “edgy?” No razor, no comb, black Limbaugh shirt? (Is the shirt untucked? Or is the camera operator too scared to pull out & reveal there are 10 drunks in the audience ignoring BB?)
That’ll get the rubes in the tent alright.
And if he’s getting “baked,” I may have to re-think some of my recreational pastimes.
No, tain’t Clint. He’s creepy in a pudgier, softer way. Thad looks like his skin is about to shrink three sizes & split, revealing his skull, & its never hardened soft spot.
Whenever I see guys like McCotter, I can’t help thinking they are still working out issues from high school.
I’m thinking junior high, or, as the “kidz” call it today, middle school.
“Night In the Day Room of One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest.”
Oprah Winfrey is really the president? Well, as long as Dick Cheney isn’t, anymore.
And, I thought taking your tie off was a bad thing.
Ugly enough to make ME look good!
AB reminds us 4 times in the first 4 minutes that he’s just arrived from L.A. Gee, low self esteem padding much?
What a tool. I also love that he’s clutching his glass of Stella throughout his entire blather. Nothing like holding on to your beer to emphasize the seriousness of your point.
So, once again, keep it coming right wing. You’re all making this so easy to render you and your ilk irrelevant…
Was Breitbart swaying or the cameraman? My guess is this meeting was held on a dingy tied up in the Cheasapeake Bay. Either way, I’m feeling a little seasick after watching it. The rambling incoherence didn’t help. Christ, this diatribe makes the stuff on Big Ho read like Faulkner.
Tbogg, if there is a part II to this, I’m begging you not to post it until I can run to the Rite-Aid for some dramamine.
He looks like he’s baked..on thorazine. The boiled down message isn’t about the GOP, it’s about teh Blarts ascension to playuh. The inference? I’m Pantload, Krauthammer and Billo in one very hip package. I hang with the brightest of stars that wear bags over their heads. They adore the genius of a writer for a Korean-cult house organ.
Now there’s an idea… show up at one of BB’s wankfests and buy him an order of wings, only instead of mild make them Warp Core Breach Hot. Film him eating, then desperately gulping down lager; speed it up and dub in “Yakety Sax.” It’ll be the hottest YouTube hit since Michelle Malkin’s failed cheerleader tryout.
His real name is Sergio Gor — really? Like those shitty S&M science fiction novels? That guy looks like he still lives in his parent’s basement cataloging his Magic the Gathering card collection.
Spit balls Oprah is the new big GOP conspiracy that the best they got? This guy is going to appeal to young people?
” The Media is the message” sure if you don’t have any ideas.
The media is controlled by the Left? Sure and the Left still can’t get Michael Moore’s “Sicko” Shown on a major television Network not even PBS!
Net Right Nation 74,000 blogs? How many page views? Commetors?
I was getting pretty dizzy myself. I guess a person should take Dramamine before watching one of his diatribes.
It’ll be the hottest YouTube hit since Michelle Malkin’s failed cheerleader tryout.
Yup, cuz what we need is another one of those…
Andrew we all can’t have Orson Bean for a father-in-law like you do. (That’s the sine qua non of hipness for those of you playing our game at home.)
Just shows how desperate the Republicans are these days. More than you could ever imagine.
I wondered about that number, too. He must be including all the people who frequent cross burnings and Klan rallies…
Obama won not because he had ideas but because he had the media? The American people have seen Bush and Obama at press confrences. Ideas and full sentences.
I’m thinking he is counting every commentor as a blogger. Nope even then I don’t see these numbers adding up.
Maybe he has a problem with that whole where-to-place-the-decimal thing. I recommend three (maybe four) places to the left. That’s probably more ballpark.
“Don’t get mad. get Thad!”
The GOP is still buying this message meme from their hack PR gurus? What is the GOP message lower tax cuts for the rich? Being the Party of big business as banks get bailouts people loosing their jobs and homes is obviously not popular right now.
Obama has no ideas? Stimulus plan, Bank Bailout (ok I don’t like that one) Stem cell research, a stop on many mountain top mining permits. reduce the troops in Iraq! Stop wasting student loan money by giving it to banks who take a cut when Government can do the same job with no cut/waste of money, regulations on hedge funds I like I want more details, money for free clean solar and wind power, money to help the big three make more fuel efficient cars.
That probably explains it or he is just padding his numbers to seem more important .
From the applause I would guess they have at least 5 people at their meet and greet. Delusions of world domination.
We’ll never know if Obama would have been elected if the Republicans had nominated an equally articulate and polished candidate instead of grumpy, disheveled, incoherent, muttering John McCain, flashing an occasional ghastly grin as he shuffled around town halls like an incontinent old dog looking for a place to squat.
and dub in “Yakety Sax.”
Heh. Or perhaps the “King of the Hill” theme.
Conservative movement….media is the message. I guess that makes Breibert the leading edge of that movement. Look out below, it’s gonna be a real stinker!
Republicans need to loosen up and engage the pop culture? Damn, if only John McCain had appeared on the Daily Show once or twice, he would’ve won.
And just who on the GOP side can still look articulate and polished after their pandering to the 20%ers appears on U tube?
5 people 74,000 blogs Karl’s Math I take it:)
If you ever want a good laugh, go on to his “Big Hollywood” website and post comments to their inane articles. They have a writer named Gary Graham (who starred on the TV version of “Alien Nation”), who is the biggest right wing tool ever. The readers on that site LOVE him! I guess it just goes to show how easily impressed right wingers are.
The commentators on his site are complete tools. They get so mad at any logical, fact based post. It’s pretty damn amusing, actually. Yeah, I’m a troll. But crashing their little conservative hate-fest is just plain irresistible. Besides, what fun is preaching to the choir all the time?
Oh yeah, i almost forgot. I got kicked off of RCP for saying this, so I’ll get it off my chest here:
Andrew Breitbart is a DOUCHEBAG!
Thanks for listening. I feel better.
Oprah Winfrey is more powerful than George Soros, Rupert Murdoch, Jesus, and Shakira’s Ass combined and that is why Barack Obama is America’s Nubian King today.
My 85-yr-old grandmother agrees with Andrew on this. She told me she wasn’t sure she could vote for Obama for Prez (even though she had voted Dem her entire life), because then Oprah would be running the country.
I asked her, who would you rather have running things, McCain/Palin or Oprah? She voted for Oprah (Obama).
Shorter Breitbrat: “I’m a L.A. guy. You’re not.”
Oh, and if he “loves Raygun of the 1940s”, perhaps he should listen to the man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJDhS4oUm0M
is there any significance that this is filmed in front of a sign displaying the (possibly former) university of mississippi mascot, colonel reb?
You haven’t lived until you’ve read Thaddeus McCotter’s prose. Favorite sentence:
No starker episode exhibits our anile need for a moral hospice before we slither into the dust bin of history than the one playing out before Americans’ astonished eyes.
Yes, “anile.”
Oh, and I think if any ad-related wanking is going to take place in the near future, it’ll be to Padma Lakshmi licking Carls Jr. barbecue sauce off her wrist.
He personally knows “hundreds if not thousands” of wingnuts in Hollywood that must keep silent?
Why do I think this is sort of the equivalent to “there are thousands of biologists who believe in Creationism” meme that the fundamentalists keep trying to push. And he’s saying this to a half dozen wingnuts?
LOL!
Please, let the GOP congressional delegation take his sartorial advice, and all show up in that outfit with that hair style. Actually, let them take his advice on everything. What could go wrong?
an·ile (nl, nl) adj. 1. Of or like an old woman. 2. Senile.
He’s supposed to be the guy who “takes his tie off” and is the salt of the earth “cool dude!”?
The writing is as turgid as a broken sewer main in Buffalo during a December blizzrd. It’s a synthesis of something that must be what stands for Right Wing Post Modernism (”Chi-Com”) and the effete pseudo-Mew Englander stylism of William F. Busckley. I can only imagine that this could be read with a sneer and a lisp, with a bit of frothy spittle energing from the corner of the mouth. Meanwhile the eyes get all plate-like..and start randomly fidgeting in different directions!
I think he’s pantomiming John Belushi channeling P.J. O’Rourke…or maybe the other…what do I know…”Sorry I’m unshaved…I just got in from LA after downing all the little bottles of cordials and the aftershave I could locate.”
David Zucker (who wrote “Airplane!” and the “Naked Gun” series (…with OJ). and the “right wing comedy satire “An American Carol”). Lemme see who else: Chris Farley’s brother, Kelsey Grammer, Dennis Hopper, James (I was on a flight with the 9/11 terrorists” Woods, John Voight, Trace Adkins, Dennis Miller, Victoria Jackson. Andrew Beitbart says there are Hundreds! If not thousands of these stars! The Revolution WILL be televised!
Sort of like the “30 Minute Comedy Hour”.
The amount of chatter in Andrew’s “audience” sounds alot like what I get when I play the open mike night at my local bar.
But then, I know when everybody’s talking while i’m playing, that it means they’re not listening.
He loves Reagan, and remember, he claimed on Real Time that he used to be a “liberal Democrat”… The guy has some issues.