that’ll teach those fucking hippies to fuck with me!

Can we use the space between his ears for carbon sequestration?

Um, isn’t “Mrs. Erickson” the former Monica Goodling?

No, wait, The Google says that’s the Mrs. Other Red State Founder.

Nevermind, carry on.

PS – Isn’t this the opposite of going Galt? Presumably he’s just making that horrible government behemouth Macon Utilities richer. Selling away freedom and all.

Slightly off-topic: that failwhale icon is … magnificent.

Christ, what a stupid motherfucker. Geez, how’d I miss Monica Goodling going from third date blowjobs to getting laid?

Surprisingly, he was smart enough not to leave it running in the garage while sitting at the wheel.

Here in Seattle, our local rightwing dimwits also dare to be stupid

http://soundpolitics.com/archives/012796.html

Surprisingly Unfortunately, he was smart enough not to leave it running in the garage while sitting at the wheel.

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Tbogg, as a soccer dad and Godless heathen, I fear this is a must read for you: http://www.firstthings.com/onthesquare/?p=1329

I don’t even think it’s parody .

Teabaggers Revolution then this? I’d like the name of the PR firm handling these brilliant campaigns.

I took a shit in the reservoir- WOLVERINES!!!

That link is priceless, thank you, alinarabia. Sadly, I don’t think it’s parody at all. “Sporting should be about breaking kids down before you start building them up.” Yeah, Dad, that’s the spirit.

The wages of stupidity will come due at the end of the month when he has to pay for all this. When will these asshats figure out that their shooting themselves in the foot or cutting off their noses does not hurt (or even affect) us in the least? Of course if they ever do figure it out, Tbogg won’t have anything to blog about.

Any sport that limits you to using your feet, with the occasional bang of the head, has something very wrong with it. Indeed, soccer is a liberal’s dream of tragedy: It creates an egalitarian playing field by rigorously enforcing a uniform disability.

Yeah, and that rule in basketball that only allows 3 steps between dribbling is just communist. A real American would just tuck the rock under his arm, bull his way through the lane while elbowing everyone out of the way and stuff it into the hole.

Umm, could you lower the basket by about two feet? I can’t seem to reach it.

Seriously, do conservatives even understand sports at all? They don’t seem to understand them any better than they do anything else, which is surprising since I thought that would be their one area on at least a middling level of knowledge.

There has to be some kind of clinical designation for grown people who feel the deep need to always do the opposite, when it’s really easy to just ignore what you don’t like (less stress on your heart, too).

In a toddler I’d understand it as a developmental stage, but aren’t you supposed to grow up eventually?

P.S. I also adore the Fail Whale.

The idea that Eric could have just said he wasn’t going to participate in Earth Day and leave it at that, apparently, wasn’t good enough for him. At some point, surely, this type of behavior has to reach the level where it qualifies as an actual mental disorder.

Way to go Erick! You showed that dumb ol’ Earth who’s boss!

This idiot thinks that watching golf, “the sight of the well-attired strolling on perfectly kept greens” is inherently pleasurable. Suburban conservative, indeed.

At first, I thought I read “from tweetdick.”

“Anthropologists commonly define man according to his use of hands. We have the thumb, an opposable digit that God gave us to distinguish us from animals that walk on all fours. The thumb lets us do things like throw baseballs and fold our hands in prayer.”

Dr. Webb, I’m sure, is well aware that there is another place into which he can place his thumb.

Shorter erickson; “now watch this drive’”

OK, I’ll be the one to say it: I think Erickson is lying. Left his car running for three hours? Sure, he’s immature enough to pull a stunt like that, but he’s got to have at least two brain cells to rub together that would remind him it’s a waste of his precious money.

I’d say it’s just more macho posturing from the emotionally retarded crybabies of the Republican Party.

If I grilled hamburgers in the dark using mesquite charcoal (–killing real trees, but using no petroleum–) which category does this fall into?

And yes, that WAS a tasty burger!

I’m going to show my Mom.

When I leave for college I’ll never brush my teeth again. That’ll teach HER.

I think that it is known as ginormus australis colorectal orofice puer syndrome.

Stefan Sharkansky has never had any trouble with that before . . .

Let me just say…this guy is a maroon of monumental proportions. And let me also say that I was not a big fan of soccer when the L&T Casey started playing. Didn’t play it, didn’t get it, and didn’t want to. We were a baseball family first and foremost and I saw no need to change. However, when Casey not only showed a continuing interest in the game but also an aptitude for it, I decided to educate myself about the most popular sport in the WORLD. I read books, I learned the history of the game, I got my coaching license and I took her to the Womens’s World Cup Final in 1999 with 100,000 other rabid soccer fans. We were both hooked. And now as a result of that stupid sport she is an NCAA athlete with a scholarship and the love of a game that she can play for a lifetime. And I’m still not concerned that soccer fans are going to invade America…but if they do, it might be a better place. Supporting and understanding the things that your family loves is what makes a happy family. Jumping up and down on the sidelines, cheering the goals for and lamenting the goals against, drying the tears that come both with winning and losing the big game, whatever the game, is what makes a good parent. I only hope his daughter never reads that column.