It would be too easy to call Bruce Carroll and Dan Blatt stupid, reichwing, self hating cocksuckers.

Reatrded fucking fucks. Assholes.

see, all those wingnuts were right all along – if you move to Iowa, you have to get gay-married.

i hear Oregon is about to mandate abortion!

I hear that in Iowa, it’s considered your patriotic duty to get cornholed.

It’s why the Wall Streeters started stealing everything after deregulation – they had to.

We is in ur Constitution Forcing U to Marry a Box Turtle!

“You really ought to give Iowa a try.”
“The Music Man,” by Meredith Willson

Truth is that now everyone will get gay married, except Gay Patriot, who will still be unable to get a “mandate”.

Dammit Dr. Dick, that’s what I was going to say!

Ahhhh, gay conservatives. One of the great mysteries of the universe along with black holes and where the other sock goes in the dryer.

Ugh. Seriously.

We could really use some queer quislings.

If you’re playing Scrabble, yeah.

Wait, he’s gay and proud but against gay marriage? Why didn’t he just stay on the freakin’ closet? It’s not like his contortions will get him any action.

gay conservatives. One of the great mysteries of the universe along with black holes . . . etc.

In Russian, “black hole” is slang for “asshole”, so Russian astronomers call them frozen stars. So, it’s all connected somehow.

If any of you care to join my conversation, I have a number of critical articles about gaypatriot.net at http://tragicalthing.blogspot.com.

I’ve been following the GayPatriot crowd for a while and they’re nothing but a insular clusterf**k of half-baked partisan advocacy wrapped up in a shroud of martyred patriotism. Don’t even bother commenting there. The regulars with pepper you with frantic hyperbolic insults and when you reply in kind you’re banned in accordance with their “commenting policy.”