I don’t ordinarily get w/in an Internet mile of Mme. Geller’s site, but I happened to dip my toe in (The water is slimy & cold.) for this very item earlier.

The point being, TBogg readers, that the graphic must be clicked on for the embiggening, to truly appreciate its cheesiness“cool” factor.

Continuing w/ the image crit, is Pammy’s face starting to go in opposite directions, like the continents? I just get the feeling that one of her eyes will be in the back of her head, & her nose will be where an ear is if she doesn’t take better care of herself.

Also a highlight of that site: the posted “3rd place Weblog Awards.”

Newt vs. Rush
Savage vs. Beck
Levin vs. Savage
Tits on a blintz and Annie the Giraffe Hyena vs. the Lil’ Green Chuckies

I want the PPV rights…

On the April 7 Daily Show, Stewart did a brilliant take down of Andrew Breitbart/Sean Hannity freakout that tyranny has come to America.

“I think you’re confusing tyranny with LOSING.”

…is Pammy’s face starting to go in opposite directions, like the continents? I just get the feeling that one of her eyes will be in the back of her head, & her nose will be where an ear is if she doesn’t take better care of herself.

Plastic surgery can be pretty high-maintenance. I imagine it’s a sacrifice one makes when one “goes Galt.”

On the other hand, her Moderately Large Footballs still seemed to be aimed front and center.

Sacrifice? She’d probably lose her house before ceasing her cash transactions with her cosmetic surgeon.

Like MBoufant above, I visited Pam Geller’s site, and was overwhelmed. Speaking as a former layour artist and typesetter, I had a severe headache within seconds.

Just for starters, I don’t think there’s a single sentence anywhere on her site that is not in need of editing. Jesus, don’t these people have any pride?

As my old pal Col. Kurtz liked to say: the horror…

”Body count”? Is this from the alternate universe where Pam and the Gates of Vienna dudes and the rest all died of apoplexy in 2002?

I *so* want a poster-size blow-up of that image of the clown car and all its passengers. I figure I can use it to teach my kids how to recognize wingnuts from a safe distance and choose the appropriate taunt.

She’s just cranky because she hasn’t been able to move a facial muscle since 2004. There’s enough botulinum toxin in that punim to get it declared a WMD site.

If you were linked to a fraud/murder case, you might be changing your face as well:

His ex-wife, Pamela Geller, former assoc publisher of the NY Observer and conservative blogger (Atlas Shrugs) burst into tears when told her ex is under criminal investigation. Although listed in NY business records as (Pamela Oshry) a Universal Auto World co-owner, Geller denied it. “I have nothing to do with this.” Geller.

“The dealership (Michael Oshry) knew what was going on,” an investigator said, “all the way to the top”. Ten managers and salesmen and Universal Auto World have been charged. Most defendants, including the dealership, were charged with scheme to defraud and grand larceny, as well as other charges.

“people who don’t say ‘mute’ when they mean ‘moot’”
…bravo…

Tits on a Blintz?

That’s gold, Jerry, gold!

Who would have thought that amalgam of bigots, racists, homophobes, Islamophobes, misogynists, end-timers, and all around anti-socialists would start breaking down along their core values? Sometimes, hate just isn’t enough to keep the family together.

Oh well, Pammy can ride this meaningless outrage to the next stop. Pretty funny though, all this time, while she’s been focused on those nonexistent leftyislamofascistcommiegayabortiondimmocrats out the front door, the real enemy has been picking the lock on her backdoor.

That’s some fine P.I. work, DarkAvenger!

Steele may want to put that “Big Tent” order on hold, just for now.

I see mAnn Coulter listed in the “Body Count” graphic.

Somebody thinks that structure s/he inhabits is a BODY?

They are all crazy, aren’t they?

Thanks, I’m surprised that Dick Wolf hasn’t ‘ripped’ this headline, it has murder, a car dealership, and a nutcase wife, who should be played by Laura Linney.

Seriously? Somebody is trumpeting coming in third? I missed the part where people held up Bronze Medalists in the Olympics as some kind of deities.

And this person is proud enough about finishing third in a contest to decide whose blog sucks the least to post a web banner?

Am I the only one who has no idea what this post is about?

I haven’t a clue, either.

Mercy this is good writing.

Digg is open

This is just all kindsa awesome.

BBL
clicked on link , now I need a shower !

Lindsay called, she wants her tm orange forehead back.

The wingnuts are eating their own?

Thanks. Gives me an anchor. And I hope it is true.

Are those Blintz real or fake?

I guess Pammy’s bucking for the uberreichfuhrerwingnut job. There was a time that only the commenters tried to out-right each other. It’s like watching a flesh eating bacteria consuming the uberreichwingnuttosphere.

Wonder if she painted ‘em green on Paddy’s Day.

It’s about The Great Schism between Charles “little green footballs” Johnson (former Democrat who was one of the many folks who lost their minds in the wake of 9/11 and started pushing Muslimophobia) and Pam Oshry Geller (proprietor of Atlas Shrugs, a video weblog that is/was so potent in conservative circles that she snagged not one, but two interviews with John Bolton).

From what Tbogg’s describing, it sounds as if some of Johnson’s Muslimophobia has worn off, to Geller’s dismay.

Instead of going Galt, the GOP is going Donner Party.

The lunatics are savaging each other because their ability to destroy has been ruined by over use.

They are circling the wagons around their little tent full of neo-con rumpists, racists, homophobes, anti-immigrant haters and garden variety militia members.

The center isn’t holding.

-G

going Donner Party

Now, THERE’S a concept it would be grand to encourage Teh Goopers to embrace. Or at least nibble at…

As has been apparent since about September: They got nuthin’.

On the April 7 Daily Show, Stewart did a brilliant take down of Andrew Breitbart/Sean Hannity freakout that tyranny has come to America.

“You’re confusing tyranny with losing.” and “Pace yourselves . He’s only been in office ten weeks.”

Freaking brilliant.

But I can’t get my head around how insane you have to be to make Charles Johnson think you’re too extreme as a rightist.

And then I can’t get my head around these nuts devouring each other. IS this a great country or what?

Epic Win, TBogginator. Slow down though, turbo. We need to keep a few of them alive to make fun of.

Even your comments has win.
lmao
awesome
now home, to Belair

Auto sales must really be down. This, too, would explain Pam’s plastic surgery going to hell….

I’m not sure why this post makes me so happy…
So, here’s the deal. I was raised in a lefty political family, and my political awareness coincided with the 1992 Presidential election, when I was 12. At 14 I was reading “Mother Jones,” and reading FAIR’s newsletter. And then the Repubs took over, and everything went to hell.
So in the back of my mind, I’ve still been equating Obama’s win with Clinton’s, and thinking “is this 1993 all over again?”
But we forget. In 1993, the Republicans were rising–their decades-long plan was about to come to fruition. The Dixiecrats were causing progressives massive headaches.
But not this time. This time, the writing’s on the wall. This time, they’re eating their own. And all I can think is “MORE, MORE, MORE, you sons of bitches! Eat up! Eat up!”

AS;
Spiders sucking the blood out of gorged ticks.

They strive not to. Pride is one of the 7 Cardinal Sins, y’know. Of course, Greed is one of those too, so…. hmmm.

Let ‘em chew on it for a while; it’s a strange concept to digest.

D

There are lots of metaphors for breasts, but “little green footballs”? Eew!

The graphic shows some of the people that I’d like to see put in a cistern with totally smooth, unclimbable walls, along with a supply of brackish water, some dull knives, and netbooks to blog about the experience with, and left there.

BTW Tbogg, this is what one of the Google ads on this page served up:

We are glad you have found us. The Timothy Plan® is a family of mutual funds offering individuals, like yourself, a biblical choice when it comes to investing. If you are concerned with the moral issues (abortion, pörnography, anti-family entertainment, non-married lifestyles, alcohol, tobacco and gambling) that are destroying children and families you have come to the right place.

Good times!

I love the umlaut in “pörnography”. Totally metal.

What is the matter with Charles Johnson lately? He seems to be maintaining at least some semblance of reality. How can that be?