I see the Patriot Room links to Dick Morris videos. Does this mean that the Teabaggers and the Toe Suckers will unite to save America?

So much has been said lately about the stupidity involved in this endeavor, with graphic explanations of what the term “teabagging” means, and still they continue. This group of overweight, sweaty men of all ages, skip along in blissful ignorance, proudly declaring their patriotism and manhood requires them to teabag the liberals. And a smattering of ignorant female groupies march along in lockstep.

Someone really should inform the mothers of these petulant adolescents that they’re planning to be out after curfew and might just be tossing rolls of TP around…

After they finish the teabagging, will they be doing a Dirty Sanchez, Angry Dragon or a Turkey Shoot?

http://www.ericwebster.net/200…..z_more.php

Wonder if this Eric Ohdumb fella knows this Teabagging party is a highly coordinated and big money PR operation by DeeCee Insiders, or if he’s knowingly providing cover for the PR company?

http://www.dailykos.com/storyo…..e-movement

So what’s it called when you’re getting Bagged and ToeSucked at the same time?

A Lipton Toe Tapper?
Morris-ed?
A Friday Night at Coulter’s?

Are the walls of the patriot room padded?

And are there any sexual activities named after Cheney, who after all, did shoot in a guy’s face?

I think you just invented one. After teabagging, you do a Cheney.

Toe-baggers ?

…and when we act, we create our own reality.
And it’s a reality of armor plated clown cars and patriotic pratfalls. They have, at long last, opened themselves up to the one thing that can take away their power: laughter.

“…that he’ll stop by and mingle with the Americans who will be rallying …”

On thing that really pisses me off about these douchebags is how everyone else in not a “Real American.” Uckfay youway. Free market, trickle down, whatever you want to call it didn’t work. Twice now.

You lost. Get over it. Shaddap!

And whatever happened to “Going Galt?”

Amen. The story to me is that the biggest money playuhs of wingnuttery are fueling this “fire” with money. Dick Armey is the hireling running the orchestration. For the effort, the story should be how miserable the results are. No amount of “dressing” can make the photo op look like anything but the five basement dwelling mommas boys that write about being tough on the pajamas network.

heh. Ooolong Linedance?

And not in the name necessarily, but what’s involved in a Dirty Sanchez certainly fits Deadeye Cheney:
http://sg.answers.yahoo.com/qu…..422AAoTIQ5

Also called a Stinky Hitler, so maybe the name works after all!

By the way, I don’t think that the Patriot Room is a parody site.
It is too. A real conservative Patriot Room would have toilet stalls where they could practice their patriotism.

On the 15th, I’m trying to come up with a snappy sign. Thinking of a set of balls with “Suck on this”. Or pair of medium sized rubber balls inside a mock up scrotum, with hair of course. Put the sign above it. Hand out definitions of “Teabagging” for the uninformed.

With warm tea and shrimp(ing) cocktails served, the Patriot Room is a great place to lie back and put up your feet.

Tip your waitstaff generously.

Also, wasn’t this teaparty thing supposedly nonpartisan? Isn’t having Steele invite speakers kind of going off-message? I get a headache trying to think of what they do stand for, but I wonder if they can be that transparently non-transparent and have their faithful not get confused.

The lack of self-awareness of the TeaBaggers is something that will keep academics in psychology, anthropology and sociology busy for decades.

Defeating your own argument by what you call yourselves…truly remarkable.

The keynote speaker for the April 15th D.C. teabagging is none other than, wait for it, Alan Keyes.
That should put the mockers and the doubters in their places.
Bwahahahaha!

Yikesabee! This is gonna be just like the 1864 election! Sarah Palin and the National Union Teabaggers party! “No More Beardss! Mowing the Lawn with Sarah P!”

Retarded fucking fucks.

And what ever happened to “Going Galt?”

We are the strident Fauxgalteers (Fauxgalteers).
Our job is spreading lies and fears (lies and fears).
Do as we say and never do–
It’s bad for us but good for you!
That’s what makes us Fauxgalteers (Fauxgalteers)!
We cheer the troops but never go (never go).
We might get hurt, you never know (never know).
Hup! Two! Three! Four! Booyah! Booyah! Booyah!
Cheers for the strident Fauxgalteers (Fauxgalteers)

I look forward to Ms. Paglia’s fulsome praise for my fresh new wit, just like Lenny Bruce.

I don’t have the nerve, but it would be pretty funny if folks at one of these rallies stood where the news cameras could see them and tipped their heads back, and slooowwwlllyyy dipped tea bags into and out of their open mouths, with expressions of ecstasy on their faces.

Just a quiet little sign of support.

I’m finding it more and more difficult to discern the difference between the wingnutospere and episodes of South Park.

I understand that the Teabaggers have linked up with an anti-environmentalis movement opposed to using corn-based ethanol as fulel, which they describe as “pouring good corn down a rathole.” Yes, they are The Cornholers.

I say we toss salad at the tea-baggers.

-G

A Minneapolis men’s room three-way?

I believe I’ve found a great way for the Teabaggers to leverage their tea parties as outreach opportunities to black voters:

Book the Tea Bag Boyz!

Hey, People’s Front of Judea! Way to stick it to the Judean People’s Front!

And whatever happened to “Going Galt?”

Two things happened: First, nobody knows what the *@&! “Going Galt” means, and second, nobody noticed them leave.

And given what we saw Dan Savage do to Rick Santorum, surely we can adapt Tuffy @7’s definition of “doing a Cheney.”

I’m so going to enjoy the humiliation that these Republican cheerleaders will experience when porta-potties outnumber protesters 3-1. Do they really think they’re fooling anyone with this Potemkin Protest?

Maybe we can do a Chock-Full-Of-Nuts counter protest?

And the Judean Popular People’s Front.

Whatever happened to them?

He’s sitting over there.

SPLITTER!

You mean there’s a difference?

Actually, I would pay to see the kids from SP take on the tea-baggers.

Time to call in the Judean People’s Front crack suicide squad?

“Suicide squad, attack!”

Clicked on the link. I had almost forgotten about the dontgomovement. More grass-rootsy fun from Eric O. Let’s not forget this gathering coming up

http://rootshq2009.com/

Erick, Captain of the Trike Farce, will be the “Keynote” speaker.

Put some bumpernutz on their vehicles

http://www.bumpernuts.com/

Another clown car moment for the goopers.

Did someone say grill? I’ve got salmon on the grill right now. With potatoes and salad to follow. Oh, yes and a nice pinot grigio.
We all have to eat. Well, some people like that.
Right arm.

Teh snark tide rides high today . . .

I don’t know who to bill for a damaged keyboard, but TBOGG and the guy who brought up the Python Judean’s are at the top of my list.

Fine, fine snark comrades. *G*

What’s for dessert ?

What a bunch of losers.

I hate them for co-opting one of the fun secrets of the gay community. Now everyone will be tea-bagging, right?

Losers. Wankers. Hosebags.

Larue !

FDLers have been having a lot of fun at the teabaggers’ expense … *g*

The Tea Baggers are a serious group of people who deserve respect. Their mission is to stop the continued leftward drift of the Republican Party, and embrace family values, the right to life, and the right to bare arms.

It’s really wrong to mock such a powerful movement of our fellow citizens, who are entitled to have their day in the sun, express themselves freely, and enjoy the results of their patriotic motive not to increase taxes.

In this manner they are following in the footsteps of their ancestors, the good people of Boston, who rebelled from paying taxes to the English King; taxes that were levied on the colonists, for the colonists benefit, to fund an army to protect the colonists as they expanded west over the Appalachians.

The Tea Baggers are cut from the same cloth as the original Bostonians, and their descendants the modern Wall Streeters — they want a free ride at someone else’s expense.

Ahhh,…you guys always want more…
Strawberries. Or, the boys can go out and get something.
Or, me.

I learned about teabagging from the John Waters movie Pecker. (undies on, no helicoptering.) Terrific, hilarious movie.

Um … I’ll take the Strawberries !

… ducks and runs …

The only problem with the right to bare arms is the resultant sunburns…

has anyone asked sarah palin where she stands on teabagging?
(sorry i couldn’t resist)